Americans have fat fountains in movie theaters because corn fried in fat is not caloric enough to fuel them through a 2h movie watching experience.

Yeah, we are pretty based like that.

>>211738751

>>211737114 (OP)
>>211738751
>>211738853
post that fat worker putting on a show with popcorn

>>211737114 (OP)
>Europoors can't afford to actually think about the movies they are watching because their brain would burn too many calories for their meager funds
Explains why they think child pornography is cinematic depth.

>>211737114 (OP)
Does this shit make the popcorn wet or at the very least greasy?

100% hydrogenated söybean oil btw

>>211738912
>Have five times as much debt
>One medical emergency away from bankruptcy
>Have to live alongside niggers and your money supports them more than you
I like America but if you gave me a choice between being poor in Nebraska or poor in Bucharest I'd take Bucharest.

>>211739028
If you use too much yeah, I think the idea is you drizzle it over a bucket of popped corn and it only soaks into some pieces, so you grab a handful and shove it in your mouth but most of it is still crisp

>>211739134
being poor in nebraska you'd be in nearly 100% white community, what an awful example
bucharest has more meth use than the average midwestern shithole town

>>211738912
fake

>>211737114 (OP)
>not subbing popcorn topping for nacho cheese product

>>211737114 (OP)
Vile fucking creatures

Popcorn with butter is goated, I know you eurobums live shit pathetic poor lives but doesn’t mean all of us have to

There's nothing better than being in shape so you can afford to occasionally pig out on tasty garbage like this without consequence

>>211739465
popcorn is a sweet snack thoughever

>>211737114 (OP)
>popcorn
>fried
Thirdies should not speak so confidently about food when they have so little experience with it.

>>211739477
Nah sugary popcorn sucks, salty popcorn with butter is the best

>>211737114 (OP)
I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy.

>>211739477
It's a salty snack. Unless you specifically get caramel popcorn

>>211739545
THAT'll BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Wait so do Europeans mostly eat sweet popcorn? Is that why putting butter on popcorn is like a foreign concept to them?

>>211739465
Kettle corn > buttered popcorn

>>211739589
It differs country by country

>>211739589
Söybean oil

>>211739589
who knows? europeans base all their bants on 30 year episodes of the simpsons and like GTA San Andreas, that's why whenever you actually get to the crux of their point, it's always some wild fantasy

>>211738912
>this white country better than this other one
>picture of asia
classic

What is the most American snack I should get at the supermarket tomorrow?

>>211739709
Oreos and milk

>>211739473
This is why I lift

>>211739709
String cheese
Pizza rolls
Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

>>211739709
hot dog + chili
aka chili dog

>>211737114 (OP)
Good heavens

>>211739296
Buddy of mine drove through Nebraska and could not believe the number of beaners. He has a relative out there, a boomer landlord, who says "maybe 7 or 8 out of 10" new tenants over the past 10 years have been brown hispanics.

>>211739709
It doesn't get more American than Doritos and Oreos

>>211739581
My nipples look like milk duds!

>>211739841
They die off during the winter

>Iran gets spanked hard once more today
>Anti-American shitpost threads everywhere
lmao

>>211738853
Do any Americans remember what our internet was like before the non-Americans really flooded in? Probably up to about 2014. The nonwhite non-Americans especially, it’s so fucking crazy how much unrecognizably better it was. The global internet really knocked me out of leftism, there’s just no way they’re human, they meme like bots and shills. Brits, Canadians and Australians might as well be ESLs at this point with memes as their first language.

>>211739709
Dorito flavored popcorn

>>211738889
No.

>>211737114 (OP)
Europoops jelly of our freedom. Many such cases

>>211740630
>the little kid looking with awkward horror

>>211737114 (OP)
we also have multiple bars outside the theatre and inside the theatre probably a starbucks inside too

>>211739709
frozen charleston chew

>>211739465
>Popcorn with butter is goated
it is, but americans can't afford real butter. you drown your popcorn in fucking rapeseed oil

>>211740905
based, using healthy oil instead of fattening butter

>>211738912
kek all the seething europoors mad at this truth.

>>211739491
>America
>not a third world shithole
lol

>>211741060
Settle down Muhammad

>>211741176
Calm down, Pedro. Don't get your burritos all toasty, ese¡¡!

>>211740962
good thing it's Diet Oil or else you'd be 350lbs instead of a healthy 300lbs!

>>211737114 (OP)
My theater got their liquor license just after I stopped going(they were in the process last time I was there). But they'll probably just have Sutter Home and charge 4x what it costs anywhere else like the other theater around does. I'm going to ask if they'll do BYOB, I'm willing pay the theater price of the bottle of vodka I bring. See what I used to do I'd pour half the bottle in my cup, it was the refillable, and then get it filled with ICEE and the after a couple movies do it again. Want to get back to it

>>211740905
>rapeseed oil

>>211739709
Microwaved cheeseburger with 'secret sauce' aka expired mayo+relish.

>>211741060
uh oh, thirdie is mad!

>>211741419
disgusting

>>211741525
Thankfully, I'm not a mutt.
But nice try, senor¡!!!

>>211737114 (OP)

>>211741664
>thirdie is STILL mad

>>211740630
why does her gorilla smirk piss me off so much?

>>211741793
>he said after he got butthurt at me laughing at the United Shitholes of turdmerica
lol

>>211739709
salted cashews

>the thirdie is STILL mad

>mutt still mega triggered
Calm down senor!!!!!¡¡! Tis just a bit of banter, ese¡¡!!

>>211740427
bait

>>211737114 (OP)
The corn is popped with hot air not oil

>mention the third world
>the definitely-not-a-thirdie takes the bait and refuses to let go
it's too easy

>>211740630
Marjorie Taylor Black lookin ass bitch

>>211739709
Arizona iced tea + skittles

>the mutt is still seething
You just know this taco slinging, moustache twirling, border hopping beaner is burning.
Lmaooooooooooo

>>211739589
We don't eat sweet popcorn.

>ITT
>Pretentious Europeans and Commonwealthers who can't handle buttered popcorn in theaters and spicy foods.

>>211737114 (OP)
God damn I wish that popcorn was my cock and balls before seeing kino

>>211742848
why would you have buttered popcorn in spicy foods?

>be so skinny that any big unhealthy meal I eat makes my belly protrude

Struggles.

>>211738889
you first

>>211742935
ESL moment

>>211742848
>spicy foods
Are you trying to suggest americans eat spicey food? Lmaooo

>>211742964
same, my sister has it as well. Pretty sure it's just bloating, probably have fucked up digestion or something. I'll go from having abs to having a little belly

>>211743118
well we do

>>211737114 (OP)
Popcorn is fried? news to me

>>211737114 (OP)
I'll drink to that.

>>211738912
What a useless statistic. 11% of Americans live in poverty. The 9% above them are not in poverty and make decent money. This is comparing the people who are well off in America with the bottom 11 European countries which are complete shitholes like Ukraine and Romania. 11 countries is not close to most European nations.
This is essentially bragging that 20% of Americans are richer than 20% of small poor European countries.

>>211743118
Spicier than your knockwurst, Düsseldork

>>211738912
Yuropoids have a hard time coping with the fact their richest countries are economically on the same level as our most poorfag shithole states

>>211743118
>bragging about spicy food
yep, it's a thirdie, top kek

>>211743794
>bragging that jews steal all your wealth
>''dood, look at that, the GDP is high because a lot of bankers and billionaires live in DC''
Meanwhile Japan is better and richer than anywhere in America in an observable way outside of a jew's bank account.

>>211738912
Pic related: a typical city in Spain

>>211738912
>>211744142
And a typical Mississippi city, which Americans will tell you is wealthier per capita than Spain.

>>211744142
nice cherrypicking, here's what Spain looks like

>>211743322
W-what is she drinking...

>>211744425
And here's what Mississippi looks like.

>>211744572
looks like a nice neighborhood with a tightknit community. i'm supposed to think europe is better because you found a picture of some blacks?

>>211737114 (OP)
damn i wish i was american

>>211737114 (OP)
its not fried tho, it is air popped, oils and butter may or may not be added afterwards

non murican butchering basic realities to to push culture wars

I'm not a fan of these. i prefer when they scoop a third, add butter, scoop a third, add butter, scoop a third, add butter. cheaper places still do this, and my fst autustic nigga Ronnie butters me up every time I go. Thanks Ronnie

>>211743794
>Look how rich our kikes are! That means I’m wealthy!

>>211738912
>All the Euro-seethe and Euro-cope this post produced
Inevitable. Like Clockwork.

>>211744142
>>211744187
>>211744572
This is meaningless cope.
The Data doesn't lie, fag.

>>211745358
The Average American literally IS wealthier than you though.

>>211741060
So a "third world shithole" mogs your country in terms of Economy, Scientific Research, Military, Space-Exploration, Media & Cultural Impact, etc.???

>>211745528
The Average European literally IS whiter than you though. Your country is browner than London kekarooo

>>211745651
>my country is poorer than brown people
weird flex

>>211745528
The average American can't afford a house

>>211737114 (OP)
never understood why people use that, that isn't even butter. its a mystery fluid - they are legally barred from calling it butter because its not so they just call it "popcorn topping"

While a joshing between brothers here and there is nothing, please don't loss sight. I love my Eurobros and feel for what they are going through, just remember the real enemy is Israel.

>>211745967
It's healthier than butter

>>211739296
>bucharest has more meth use than the average midwestern shithole town
Why would you lie like that? Romania has one of the lowest instances of drug abuse in all of Europe. In fact you made me double check and with the most recent statistical data available they have the lowest number of drug use disorders per capita in all of Europe.

>>211737114 (OP)
It's not fried in fat you dumbass esl lmao

>>211737114 (OP)
The weirdest thing is that American popcorn with this "butter" on it tastes exactly as foul as you would expect it to.
Honestly, I don't understand why they don't have sweet popcorn.

>>211745528
Property is way cheaper in the USA though (as long as you stay out of major cities), I could sell my house rn and buy two bigger houses with more land in the USA with the money.

>>211738912
the study had some interesting takes but the language it's worded in is so partisan it's hard to take it seriously. They also present consumption vs income as though they invented a new way to compare things when it is in fact a long-standing point of debate among economists. Honestly it has some neat facts but the constant referring to the original TIMES article makes it read like some anon on here reacting to another anon baiting him.

>>211739589
they have both sweet and salty popcorn like anywhere else in the world. Best cinema popcorn is caramel though, which sadly can't be found in most places.

>>211739709
PBJ, back to basics.

>>211740427
try harder bud

>>211741811
Because they wear their ignorance and stupidity like a crown of glory. The political class and media have coddled them to the point where they genuinely think that they're superior to everyone else.

>>211740630
even kid has better sense than that absolute sheboone

Fuck Europe.

>>211744513
Beer with peanuts in it.
I don't know why they do it, there's no possible way that it tastes good.
>>211741767
Literally me.
Just stop being vile and constantly gorging yourselves on butter and shit melted cheese.

>>211739709

>>211740630
qudo to that kid who ran faster than his ancestor

>>211737114 (OP)
Literally not even one comment pointing out that it's not fat (which would be fine) it's corn syrup (fructose sugar) with a synthetic chemical added to vaguely taste like butter.
Neither American or Anti-American posters even know this?

>>211745651
London’s mayor is an actual Arab. Doesn’t get much browner than that, Abdul.

>>211748240
>smugly wrong
100% hydrogenated söybean oil

>>211745528
I never get Americans' obsession with volume. Woopdeedoo, you have at least 50% more space than you could ever practically use which you have to pay to maintain and clean and fill with tat - I guess that's the reward of building your houses out of what we use to make garden sheds.

>>211749388
Go die in the black death

>>211744142
Why did we stop making buildings like this?

>>211749930
Too expensive, plus (((architects))) want everything to look soulless and sterile to disconnect people from their heritage and history

How many sticks of butter do you melt when you guys make microwave popcorn? I'm on a diet so I only use half a stick.

>>211750358
>popcorn
Fuck the popcorn, I just deep fry a stick of butter and eat it like a corndog

>>211741419
What the fuck is this? Just buy butter and melt it.

>>211737114 (OP)
Don't forget the small Pepsi to go with your popcorn

>>211738912
its crazy to see how euros live knowing they have that much less

>>211750571
Why do they always put the ice on top? Just mix it into the whole drink so it cools more evenly

>>211750558
>Just buy butter and melt it.
Its 2025 grandpa. I don't have time for that.

>>211737114 (OP)
It's coconut oil, it's actually not that terrible

>>211748385
>muh mayor
Elected a nigger twice says what?

>>211740630
It's not even a special familly seasoning made with fresh ingredients from their garden it's literally MSG + Red40 from Walmart.
Insane

>>211743794
>Washington DC richest state
>Not California
>Canada richer than France and Germany
Either this is fake or there is something very wrong with the methodology.

>>211737114 (OP)
That's not butter, that's that's legally distinct Popcorn Topping (basedbean oil with preservatives and artificial coloring).

Also butter sucks, makes the popcorn harder,
The correct way is coconut oil + sea salt flakes+ a little dash of black pepper.
And if you a felling a little decadent, a generous serving of smoked paprika.

>>211739134
>Have to live alongside niggers
Like you don't in Europe? You bongs have been importing millions of rapists by the boat load. You're probably living next to more niggers and sand niggers than I am. Get fucked faggot
>One medical emergency away from bankruptcy
Bullshit but, going with your logic, at least we live at the end of it. If you get a medical emergency, you get put on a waiting list until it kills you. And the only reason you have SOME free healthcare is because WE foot your defense bill you free loading fuck. We, I guess not anymore now that Trump layed down the law. Hahahaha, one again, get fucked faggot. Do me a favor, telll Mohammad to go easy on your daughter and wish Tyrone a good night when he leaves with your wife.

>>211737114 (OP)
>drenching your popcorn in half a liter of butter flavored sneed oil
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

>>211747579
Ask me how much land tax I pay in Europe

>>211738912
>conveniently failing to mention the cost of living
Yeah, I'll take my 2.5k a month wage in Yurop, thank you.

>>211753170
Do you mean like you have property in Europe as an American citizen but don't have to pay tax on it? I'm not very fiscally fluent but that sounds like a good deal. I sadly have to pay property AND land tax on the same place.

>>211749388
What? That's pretty much the only thing I'm jealous of Americans over, the country is just so much bigger than anything we get over here, the parks are so huge you can actually walk around without seeing other people unlike our hiking trails in Western EU. Over here you have to go to bumfuck places in Eastern Europe or some desert in Spain no one wants to go to if you want to truly get away. In the USA you can actually still buy large tracts of land for not much money, despite all it's other flaws that's an undeniable attractor for a lot of people.

>>211749483
Another round of black death would do the world a lot of good right now

>>211745528
Ignorance is bliss

>>211740427
It gets even deeper than them infiltrating every corner of the internet like cockroaches. They usually feed on any menial opportunity to scrounge pocket change, like clickfarms or "content creators" that generate low IQ, often AI generated TikTok/Instagram/FB content that is monetized and targeted towards retarded normies and boomers. They really are a lower species.

>>211755315
>roommates

>>211739524
The best popcorn is salty and sweet.

>>211752148
>Mystified by per capita
Nigger

>>211745528
>muh floor space
Lmao

>>211741767
>americans act retarded
>non-americans make fun of them for being retarded
>RENTFREERENTFREERENTFREERENTFREE
Topkek. Every time.

>>211752448
>Bullshit but, going with your logic, at least we live at the end of it.
This is how you "live", btw.
Also
>immediately starts talking about black dicks out of nowhere
Mutt's law is right.

>>211741012
>>211745450
>doesn't even notice how most of the replies were seething americans agreeing with the post
Lmao. Europe lives rent free in your head so hard mindbroke you.

>>211755315
>that picture
As if anons here won't be injecting meaningless 4chan slop straight into their veins on their deathbed

>>211756298
It's literally ALWAYS like this. They're never able to refute anything non-americans say about them, and they always go "REEEEE RENT FREE" just because other people are laughing at them. It's downright hysterical.

>>211739709
apple pie with a slice of cheese

>>211740630
>she had to bring her own seasoning
well she didn't have to

>>211739709
lays potato chips

>>211755734
Yes, house ownership isn't what it used to be for anybody. If you're a triggered brownoid then just make your counter-argument clear instead of passive aggressively greentexting

>>211758432
How about you fucking read the thing I replied to, turdie?

>>211758507
I'm not the one who wrote the reddit post, shitskin. How do renting boomers negate my point at all?

>>211758683
You could just admit you misread the post instead of doubling down on your retardation. It's okay, you're anonymous, nobody will care.

>>211752399
>the correct way
just bring herbs and spices, mix it into the bag and done.

>>211758683
>renting boomers
How about you fucking read the thing I replied to, turdie?
No more (you)s since you failed to read it twice in a row

>>211758777
>roommates
That's all you posted you knuckle dragging retard, it has nothing to do with third world shitskins content farming on the internet. You've won this argument in your head, I guess.

>>211758683
Autistic eurofags lose their minds when you don't say "flatmate" they don't understand that it doesn't literally mean living in the same bedroom with other people bunker style.

>>211759264
Eurofags are basically shitskins when you encounter them online.

>>211753658
The grass is always greener fag. America is so huge that it’s hard to form any semblance of a community there. Everybody lives like they’re on an island. There’s a reason why most people there are obese, has a drug problem, goes to a shrink, shoot up schools etc.

>>211742170
2010fag here. He has a point, the slow shift was noticable across the website, this place is now overrun with pajeets, shills.
The pedos were here since day one though

>>211738912
STOP THE COUNT

>>211742848
>The amerimutt diet is so beyond human at this point they see normal diet as "pretentious"

>>211743322

>>211743322
OF course its a fucking straggy nigger sitting next to that heffalump with his arm around her while she is guzzling melted butter through a filter of popcorn.


I bet he tells all his homeboys he “gets it for free”

>"buttered" popcorn thread turns into a /pol/ histrionics competition

>>211763869
brits, canadians and aussies adopted the internet at the same rate or quicker than americans. you just couldn't tell back then

>>211763869
>The pedos were here since day one though
bring back snacks

>>211743979
the post he responded to was literally bragging about spicy food...

>>211748385
nobody post a list of mayors of american cities

>>211763839
that's not true though, I went to visit my cousin in his bumfuck town in Montana in 2019 and there was a lot of community, people went hunting together and generally were nice to each other. I live in Southern France, most of our countryside villages are just as dead but we aren't nearly as friendly to each other.

It's more like the grass is just a different shade of green really.

>>211739465
If you're American you've never had actual butter on your popcorn, just bleached oil.

>>211738853
>it's the jews fault I eat a lot
why don't you just put down the fork? Are goys really that stupid, like a dog that eats until it throws up?

>>211738853
>>211741060
>>211741419
>211742117
>211743056
>211744142
>211744187
>211746012
>211750212
>211752847

I agree, but also find it very funny that large numbers of palestinians (and now iranians) die screaming daily

>*puts mnms and flavored oil on popcorn*
>you europeans...
>*deep fries a full stick of butter*
>don't understand...huff...
>*deep fries a latte*
>what luxury looks like...
>*bites into a block of cheese*

>>211740630
if KBBQ doesn't have enough flavor for you then either you're at the world's shittiest spot that doesn't marinate their meat in any way or your taste buds are blown the fuck out

>>211737114 (OP)
>bean coats still seething over losing the war
lmao I'm sorry you can't afford fat fountains or dentistry

>>211764984
you're cheering for the wrong group of sand people you retard lmao

>>211765268
I'd laugh if the jews died by the thousands, but the browner sandnigger's k/d ratio is embarrassing

>>211757194
Good thing she told him he was on his deathbed or else we the viewers would have no idea.

>>211737114 (OP)
kek

>>211738853

>>211737114 (OP)
I feel attacked! what my burger can't have a garlic aioli either?

>>211765399
you're trying too hard.

>>211739524
based savory bro. keep the sugar out of salty snacks faggots!

>>211739596
kettle corn is buttered popcorn with sugar added.... you're gay

>>211765268
I go against what the predominate opinion is. On both 4chan and reddit they shill palestinians so I'm against them

>>211740630
nigger: wat dis ned iz mo salt

>>211765914
so is iran, and they're still getting their asses whipped

>>211739709
For me? It's Oliet Bangs.

>>211766395
wrong opinion, ESL-kun. when a devil and a monster fight, you, as a human being, should only hope they both perish. instead you side with kikes for contrarian points. might as well start eating shit since the "predominate" opinion is that it's bad.

>>211740427
Yes. It fills me with nothing but dread.
Moot used to complain about Australians 24/7 but what we have now is so much worse.

It literally is just more fun and usable when you have a relatively homogenous group interacting with each other. It's just utter dog shit now

>>211764524
Kek. You'll have to excuse him. Mutt education is terrible

>>211738853
kek

>>211766573
i don't know why i love this meme