Thread 211740163 - /tv/ [Archived: 1142 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:39:16 PM No.211740163
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>Spend the first half of the movie sitting around doing nothing
>spend the second half laying on the floor doing nothing
Bravo A24.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:48:37 PM No.211740541
>i can sum up the movie in a reductive way therefore it's le bad
Why are midwits like this? And why do midwits also talk as if the production companies are writing and directing the movies? This isn't Dianey.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:50:19 PM No.211740610
>>211740541
It gets (You)s.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:51:02 PM No.211740639
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:52:27 PM No.211740693
>>211740163 (OP)
>iraq war veteran and civil war director
Idk why but this is hilarious
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:55:17 PM No.211740802
>terrorize family and steal their house
>get shot at ONCE
>immediately call for evacuation
>use interpreters as human shield
>get ambushed
>evac driver abandons unit
>fail to treat injured
>call for another evac
>escape while shooting at the air
>actual veterans so embarrassed by your movie they don't even appear in the credits montage

Yeah, I'm thinking it's based.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:55:41 PM No.211740816
>>211740693
Why the fuck are people calling Alex Garland "Civil War director" now? This is not the first time I'm seeing this shit on the board. Are we overrun with literal 15 year olds now?
His biggest project was writing 28 Days Later, Beach was also a popular movie. On this board Sunshine is a classic, people liked Dredd and Ex Machina too. But now he is suddenly defined by that half assed slop Civil War.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:57:25 PM No.211740877
>>211740816
Uhmm it's quite literally in the poster there
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:57:35 PM No.211740881
>>211740802
It's funny that this is actually an accurate summation.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:59:34 PM No.211740952
>>211740816
Garland sucks. Grow up.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:01:18 PM No.211741014
>>211740816
>why is a director known for their most recent movie and biggest financial success?
"From the Writer who brought you Enslaved: Odyssey to the West on Xbox 360" doesn't have the same ring even though it's his best work.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:04:26 PM No.211741127
thats the american way
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:05:38 PM No.211741172
>>211740802
>actual veterans so embarrassed by your movie they don't even appear in the credits montage
Because they are active service members.

But yeah, that's the whole point of the movie. That even if you have all the gear and training money can buy shit still goes wrong. Even experienced sfod soldiers make mistakes and miss shit.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:09:56 PM No.211741321
"Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy"
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:21:54 PM No.211741799
>>211740163 (OP)
The first half was good, I liked the build up to the inevitable.

Agreed that the second half was too much screaming and soldiers zoning out. I get that's the message though, so I don't fault the movie.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:25:11 PM No.211741932
Was I supposed to sympathise with the mutt soldiers?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:38:03 PM No.211745191
>>211740816
Nice try, Al