>MFW I love being a turtle

Thinking about getting some 'za tonight. Got a hankering for a Hawaiian.

Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles

Pure kino.

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>>211741669
wise man say forgiveness is divine but never pay for Hawaiian pizza

>>211741824
As someone who likes Hawaiian AND anchovy, I routinely feel personally slighted by society.

>>211741874
https://youtu.be/xEO-nx85sNA?t=20

Who else woreout the VHS tape as a kid?

>>211741597 (OP)
BOSSANOVA! :D

>>211742070
Chevy Nova?

>>211741708
>"okay guys, this is just a stupid cash grab movie aimed at preteens, no need to go all out this."
>Steve Barron: "I'm going to treat this flick like it's the next Lawrence of Arabia and shit down your throat."

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>>211741995
Me. I watched it over 20 times during summer break.

The '87 series is on Tubi, original theme and all.

>>211741874
>Hawaiian and anchovies
Unfathomably based.

35 years later and STILL look real.
Pure fucking movie magic.
A more impressive feat than the first Star Wars.

>>211742148
Saw it in the theater opening weekend and even as a kid I could tell it was more competently made than anything I'd been exposed to before.

when i was a kid i had a pet turtle that some neighbor kids stole and killed with a baseball bat

>>211741669
That’s a little too Raph

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>>211741995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eli8jWVwZks

>>211742338
Did you rape his dad after?

>>211742338
That’s pretty fucked up man

>>211742337
It was honestly a good movie. You could tell the people who made it gave a shit. I knew it was good as a kid when my dad said he liked it too, and he was not one to patronize his kids with worthless platitudes.

>>211742420
<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V22poeSeTVU

>>211742315
The power of Jim Henson.

>>211742338
That sucks bro

I had at least three pet turtles and they all got released into the local river.

>>211742471
The farm elevated it to grownup kino.

>>211741597 (OP)
This or Ninja Rap. Who did it better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQPp1Yvtm8

>>211741597 (OP)
Was the shredder in the movie the guy who killed Splinter’s owner ? In the comic it was the brother of the guy who killed Splinter’s owner

>>211743121
yes

>>211742420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K89FF_fznk
<3
</3

>>211741708
Death Shredious

>>211741756
>synthesizer intensifies
Was TNMT the last great 80s movie of the first great 90s movie? I’m going with 80s for the sheer amount of kino violence and smoking and implied drug use in the children’s movie.

>>211742911
T.U.R.T.L.E. Power mogged Ninja Rap so bad.

>>211742148
It's a cool shot but comparing that to Lawrence of Arabia is a hyperbole.

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>>211742851
Something about the "suffer a crushing setback and retreat into the wilderness" thing is always great.

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>>211742416
This is almost never mentioned in best capeshit lists. Does it even qualify as capeshit? I'd think so. #1, followed by Spider-Man 2.

>childrends movie ends with them gruesomly killing shredder by crushing him to death in a garbage compactor
based

>>211746958
It's technically capeshit, but it doesn't deserve to be in the same category as Marvel slop. TMNT is in a league of its own.

>>211741802
Definitely looks like a typical 90s arcade

>>211741756
I wasn't paying strict attention. I skipped ahead in the webm. Looked like Raph was passively vaping while he was watching Donny dick around in the dark and "train" on a skateboard. Looked atmospheric and super brotherly.

>>211741802
Kid smoked the hell out of that cigar. I remember thinking that he made it look like it'd taste good.

>>211747091
OOOPS!

>>211742416
I know that feel, Leo. I know that feel.

>>211747280
You colorblind or something? That's Mikey eating a popsicle waiting for the pizza guy

>>211747380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

>>211741597 (OP)
Was a weird choice just have Super Shredder immediately tear his quads before they fought

>>211747520
He was...pre-injured.

Leo's objectively the best one because he's blue and has swords. That said, he should have another thing besides being the leader. Since he's always studying strategy he should be the historian of the group, whenever Donnie builds a new pizza launching vehicle, Leo's the one finding abandoned tunnels and buildings to house them.

>>211748344
for me it oscillates between leo, mikey and donnie. but i love raph too.

>>211748714
>i mean come on

>>211742575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptw5A31ePgw

>>211749117
<3

>>211748832
Why'd they make him a fag?

>>211741708
cringe

>>211746958
TMNT was created as a parody of capeshit.

>>211749198
This. It's neither bussing NOR rizzing.

>>211747330
I think that was a throwback to pinnochio were he gets sent to the cool island trips out and turns into a donkey

>MFW Bossa Nova

>>211749194
>appreciating how Donnie fixed the correct prescription glasses to fit across the bridge of his nose, as a metaphor for how he overcomes all mechanical challenges, which is his specialty, because he ''does machines''
i understand anon. i could also be gay for Donatello.

>>211747578
Wait...are you saying the rumors are true?

>>211741802
I always remember this scene from watching the movie as a kid, the idea of teenage vice and delinquency, even if only pool and cigars was kind of scary like when you hear kids from school are smoking weed at the mall and your friend wants to join them.

The movie personalities of the four brothers are my definitive favorites, especially Don. He plays off of Mike so well, as the two more laid-back brothers. I never liked the tech guy thing they gave him in the show

>>211741995
Guilty as charge.

>>211750310
https://taylor.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ce7f5e19-187d-499a-a7d0-ea8a8c9e5a08
>Mikey, remember our talk.

>>211750131
'fraid so, friend.
Kevin Nash found out the secrets of the ooze by getting ninja rap(p)ed in a filthy New York back alley in the summer of 1992.

>>211741597 (OP)
>MFW same

>>211750243
That made me want to hang out with the bad kids and play ninja turtles[spoiler{

NINJA, NINJA, RAP! NINJA, NINJA, RAP! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOV6H4NcGEs

>>211741597 (OP)
>MFW I love being a turtle

>MFW I love being a turtle

>>211741597 (OP)
>MFW I love being a turtle

>>211751030
Why do barebacks even wake upnin the morning?

>>211752739
I love the creepy mesh bug eyes the Foot ninjas have.

>>211741708
This movie has legit great camera work/direction.
Is Barron filmo worth giving a shot ?

turtle pride, worldwide

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

>>211752627
April and her boys <3

>The Turtles have always had many female fans

>>211742911
at least this one correctly identifies who the leader is

>>211753172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jshk_2poyI

>>211753209

Cowabunga dudes! The Shredder is working for Mossad!

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>>211753297
the boys with their girl <3
whatever cheers you up babe

>>211753284

Uncle Phil?

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>>211753434
This was the first concert I ever went to.
My big brother got to see MC Hammer instead.

>Me and my bro with a Turtle as kids

>>211753682
That sewer den looked cozy.

>>211753830
Actual art.

>>211753336
>you.....

what a fucking KINO

>You were expecting maybe the Addams Family? ;)

>>211747520
KWAB

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>>211749470
>MFW Chevy Nova

>>211754722
>eclectic???

>>211748344
So Leo is the strategy guy, Don is the tech wizard/science nerd, and I've seen it mentioned that Mike is actually the best fighter in terms of raw natural talent, but what does Raph do best?

>>211741597 (OP)
TURTLE POWER

>Wooden doors, Donnie? Where do they come up with this stuff?

>>211742338
I had a pet turtle. It ran away.

>>211754872
Sperg out and through tantrums.
He actually has his own special power move, it's in the movies a few times, it's his spinning kick that always takes out 3 dudes, and he's the strongest.

>>211754872
He's the strongest and Mikey call's him their "Secret Weapon".

>>211754872
Raph was street smarts and muscle; he has the tenacity to be the leader, but doesn't have Leo's patience and levelheadedness. That doesn't stop him from constantly questioning Leo's decisions and authority. He has the pressure of being a younger brother, but an older brother too.

>>211741802
This is the closest to heaven that I could imagine.

>>211755162
Would I?

Love this movie

>>211741597 (OP)
>mfw I love being a turtle (from a different dimension and not actually a mutant turtle at all)

>>211753480
Anybody else have the revelation as a kid that uncle Phil was the Shredder, Marc Hamill was the joker and Montana max from Tiny Toon Adventures was Bobby Budnick?

>>211755323
I forget that Bay almost made them aliens.

What do you guys think of the sequel coming out soon?

>>211754872
>Raph
Biggest/toughest/strongest, pure fighter, also most sensitive which arguably makes him the most interesting
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gorgeous
>>211755205
big cute

Why was she so fucking horny?

What are the Turtle's heights in this 5'6"- 5'8"?

>>211755949
>A fellow nigger eh

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>"Genius is eternal patience."
-Michelangelo

>>211755671
He should have been Krang.

>>211756015
That movie is surprisingly good. And batgirl really hates jizz. I mean ooze

>>211742338
At least they were getting beaten/molested

>>211755764
Post an image with more talent
You can’t

>"I am PROUD of you, my sons. Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja: that ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is NOTHING your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, DRAW upon one another, and always remember the true force that binds you, the same that which has brought me here tonight. That, which I gladly return with my final words:
>"I love you all....my sons."

I still well up just typing it out.

>>211756344
>''Cowabunga my dudes!''
- Unknown

>>211741597 (OP)
Even disregarding the costumes : why don’t movies look this good anymore ? The settings all look lived in and cinematography gives it a real gritty New York feel (despite the film being about giant talking turtles who do karate)

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>>211756344
>silence her
*Master Shredder
Have wiser words ever been spoken?

>>211741597 (OP)
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>>211756015
>TMNT teams up with Batman
>TMNT teams up with Naruto
>TMNT never teams up with daredevil
The comic is basically a Frank miller’s daredevil parody /homage
They live in New York
They are mutants
How have they never teamed up with marvel ? They’d definitely get along with Spiderman
They’d have to do a run in with the XMen
And of course daredevil shared their origin
It must be marvel comics who refuses to give fans what they want

Original TMNT movie chads keep winning. Always the best thread on 4channel.

>>211756707
That's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. That's really what would break up the gang. Some kid breaks his leg and their parents start asking questions then lawyers....
Is it suburban commando where the joke is
>*character tips over motorcycle, whole biker gang surrounds the guy
>you're screwed now buddy...
>lemme guess, you're gonna pound my face and break my legs?
>*look of confusion/surprise
>this is the 90's, were gonna sue ya

>>211756964
I'll never understand it, they have Marvel teaming up with fucking Godzilla and Ultraman but the Turtles x Daredevil is something that just doesn't seem to ever materialize

>>211753627
Uncle Phil should have voiced him in the live action version. You never really see the actors mouth anyways
Just Darth Vader it

>>211756741
CGI.
Digital cameras and directors just fixing it in post.
Cinematographers not knowing how to light an image so everything just looks flat.
The people who worked on this movie are no longer in the industry are are dead and didn't pass on their knowledge.
Its not just how New York looked and was presented in the fill,; it was how good the costumes looked, how good the performances are from every one of the actors and it was the commitment of the director to try and keep the vision of the film on the edge of the expectations of the fans of the grittier series as much as satisfying the kids of the cartoon.

In essence, anon, no one in the industry cares as much as they used to anymore.

>>211756964
Fuck Marvel.
I would rather have a three part trilogy of Batman and the Ninja Turtles. Imagine a training scene between Splinter and Batman where they unleash all of their martial arts knowledge on each other in a friendly contest.

Has anyone seen this recently? Been thinking about watching it again. Does it still hold up?

>>211754363

>Casey: "Oooops!"

Whenever I get an opportunity to say this that would be fairly appropriate to the situation, I always take it and it never stops being funny

>>211757390
The Raph & Leo stuff is kino.
The main plot is kinda meh.

>>211757390
Never saw it actually. I had a DVD of it on my shelf for probably 10 years, never watched it probably because I didn't want to be disappointed like the bay movies. I think my nephew took it a long time ago or just it while moving or something cuz I can't find it anywhere.
Was it any good at all?

>>211756743
>Go
>Play
He was a ruthless gang leader but he respected the recruits

>>211757288
>turtles are the actual league of shadows that teach him stealth
>train batman
>you think darkness is your allie, we were born in it molded by it.
>batman knows the sewer/slums inside out for a good reason now
>get in fight with splinter over batman being to reckless about anonymity
Kino kino kino!!!

>>211758202
>He was a ruthless gang leader but he respected the recruits
You sure about that?

>>211758968
That was the next phase of training. Was it implied he killed that kid or was it ambiguous? I’m sure as shit he wasn’t laughing in some scene 10 minutes later because the 80s didn’t pull that shit. I know it was released in the 90 but it had 80s dna .

>>211755722
Is that genuine rat skin leather?

>>211755900
Man 50 foot Irma was scary

>>211741995
Me, but part 2. Wish it had been part 1 though. It still holds up. 2 became too goofy and silly, and bringing back Shredder was dumb. It's great as a kid, but doesn't really hold up as an adult

>>211759327
They added sound in the film to make it seem that he survived, but he explicitly died in the script.

>>211761433
Was it the cartoon boink sound? Loved the random Hanna Barbara Sfx they threw in.