well /tv/
why didnt you watched it?

>>211742908 (OP)
that movie killed taika waititi's career which was the only good thing to come out of that piece of trash.

I hate jews.

>>211742908 (OP)
Is this real, CHAT?

>Herschlag

>>211742908 (OP)
if white males didn't want to watch it, who rated it like this then?

>>211742908 (OP)
My memory of this movie is like a fever dream. Is she dead in the MCU now? Was her character becoming Thor even part of the current MCU timeline? I don't remember at all.

She wasn't pregnant.

it's women that never show up to girlboss slop

>>211743113
She dies and goes to Valhalla

>>211742908 (OP)
They did watch it thoughbeit
>thor 1
450 million
>thor2
640
>thor3
850
>thor4 (her movie)
760

That's a great number, especially considering it had the worst reviews of the 4

>My Thor movie

>>211743597
podding

>>211743597
jews look at the clock at any second of the day and go "time to lie about goyim teehee"

I'm pretty sure white guys are the only people who watched her movie at all, what the transphobic cuntshlag

>>211742908 (OP)
What were they angry about tho?

>>211742908 (OP)
I watched it. I wasn't angry beforehand.

>>211742908 (OP)
Who the Fuck does she think watched it? It wasn't POC and women!
>Male vs. Female Audience: 60% of the audience was estimated to be male

I did, it was bad

>>211742908 (OP)
Natalie knows the real reason why her movie bombed. Just ask Dakota Johnson.

>>211744771
did dakota name the jews??

>>211744771
I have never seen a bigger charisma vacuum than this woman.

>>211742908 (OP)
Why did you change the title OP? For some stupid rage bait thread?

>>211743045
This. Only a fool wouldn't

I've seen her asshole, there's no point to see her in any movies

>>211742908 (OP)
I'm an angry white male and I will watch your every movie, Hershlag, my dear.

>>211744885
shalom kike
shouldnt you be cowering in your shelter, praying to moloch to end the persian missiles pummeling your synagogues of satan?

We're not obligated to watch anything we aren't interested in and they're not entitled to our money.

>>211745094
Are you suggesting that anyone in Pissrael is actually scared of fucking Iran? Brother, the big Satan (America) is about to level that shit to the ground.

>>211742908 (OP)
jeet OP shilling jeet site. deport

>>211744874
She can vacuüm my dick iykwim...

>>211742908 (OP)
>buy our product or we'll call you a misogynist
when did hollywood start using this marketing strategy?

>>211745094
Cringe reponse

>>211743442
was she aware of valhalla's foreskin policy

>>211745821
Ghostbusters 2016

>>211745094
>pointing out jewish spam is jewish
That there's a hot take.

>>211742908 (OP)
she's starting to look bogged. i actually thought she'd be one of the few to not go down that path

>>211742908 (OP)
She seemed really checked out in this movie. Like she just found out her husband cheated but I don’t know what that timeline was like.

>>211744874
But anon, zendaya exists.

>>211742908 (OP)
Reminder that pic-related is the source material.
FemThor was stupid in the comics and even stupider for a major movie. Nobody wanted this movie

>>211742908 (OP)
>>211744885
>completely fake title
>no one seems to realize it until half an hour in
>people still don't take the effort to scroll down to at least check if someone noticed it's fake and respond by just looking at what the OP posted
this website is so retarded

>>211745821
2015-2016

>>211742908 (OP)
Hoo boy here we go again
>make a movie for everyone but white men
>blame white men when it flops

>>211743597
>That's a great number
It’s pretty damn good compared to how Marvel is doing NOW, but it came out just after the era when any turd in a cape could pull a billion dollars and seemed pretty disappointing in comparison.

>>211746726
>taking the bait

>Fake Article
You guys are so pathetic

>>211742908 (OP)
I guess you shouldn't have made a movie aimed at making white males angry, then.

>>211742908 (OP)
Why rely on angry white males?

>>211746834
it's real

>We're making a female Norse superhero
>Cool! Is it Freya?
>No, it is Thor.

>>211745094
funny response

>>211742908 (OP)
I watched Annihilation in theaters. So fuck you Natalie.

>>211746514
Welcome to 4chan

I'm such an angry white male I make movies flop

>>211744874
At least she's hot.

>>211746514
I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate

>>211742908 (OP)
Sometimes people just aren't into what you're selling. This is just feminist fragility.

>>211747660
>>211746933
>>211746908
>>211746726
>>211745098
>>211745080
>>211744185
>>211743940
>>211743623
You guys are easier to trick than women.

>>211749372
not possible
women believe they arent inferior to men thanks to jewish tricks

>>211743002
Friendly reminder that Taika Waititi's name is Taika David Cohen

>>211746933
Because most of them have disposable income.

>>211742908 (OP)
loxism

>>211749410
And you believed a woman said something because someone puts some words in an image. Imagine what else you probably believe from this exact same trick

>>211743442
>literally the last person thor has left dieting in his arms
>played for laughs

Natty's got some kinks in her.

>>211750184
Cope. I don’t need a fake quote to believe women resent losing control of the narrative, your response already proved it. The real trick is thinking the quote even matters when the dynamic behind it is obvious to anyone paying attention.

>>211742908 (OP)
lel, even the fat comic neckbeards they wanted to antagonize have some standards. Stop having that.

>>211746514
>>completely fake title
>>no one seems to realize it until half an hour in
This is what happens when parody becomes indistinguishable from reality.

>>211743072
No, but /tv/tards will fall for it.

>>211746514
>>211751069
The only reason anyone believed it is because it feels real, that’s the point
if your culture didn’t churn out headlines like that weekly, no one would’ve bought it
you’re not smarter for noticing, it just hit too close to home, and now you’re scrambling to feel in control again

>>211742908 (OP)
What about the wise white females?

>>211750713
>I don’t need a fake quote to believe women resent losing control of the narrative, your response already proved it.
So it sounds like you're extremly receptive to fake information that reinforces your beliefs is what you're telling me

>>211751194
Lmao you saw how easily it landed and now you're backfilling with samefagging to pretend everyone was in on the joke. If it wasn't plausible, no one would've asked. Cope harder

>>211751203
>it's real in my mind

>>211751245
If the quote being fake is what saves your worldview, your worldview’s already dead

>>211751281
>it’s real in my mind
No, it’s real in your media.
The only reason anyone believed it is because your culture trained them to.
You’re not exposing projection, you’re proving familiarity.

>>211751384
>No you see, me being super easy to manipulate is a good thing actually. You checking if something is real before believing it is bad

>>211742908 (OP)
fake, Nat is a huge BWC slut and would never denigrate the White Man

>Jane Foster gets a movie
>Kate Bishop gets a TV show
>fucking Ironheart gets a TV show
>Laura gets NOTHING

>>211742908 (OP)
She never said that

>>211751454
No it isn't

It made over 900 million

>>211752161
it doesn’t matter if the quote’s real anymore. The fact you rushed to disprove it tells me everything about you, about who you serve, and why you're desperate to patch the cracks. i see you.

>>211751454
>No, it’s real in your media
So why didnt OP post a real one?

>>211752482
Why are you doubling down instead of just admitting you were tricked? This is mentally ill behavior to try and rationalize how you're somehow still morally right instead of reflecting on why you're willing to believe fake news meant to brainwash you

>>211752482
You are lost

>>211752550
how is a fake article that says something a real article would say brainwashing me and not you defending the feminism

>>211752576
i accept your concession loser

>>211752482
>it doesn’t matter if the quote’s real anymore.
It doesn't matter to you you mean, because it's embaressing you were so easily tricked.

>>211752485
every time you flinch at the fake, you confess the real
it wasn’t outlandish to you, it was recognizable
so don’t ask why the quote was fake, ask why it felt real enough to need disproving

>>211752643
but im not embarrassed, im just schooling a midwit libtard whos ideology is exposed

>>211751454
Holy retard, you niggers just hyperfocus on the few times a shitlib says something retarded like this and spam it nonstop on here, it's not all expected by normal, healthy people or normalized in any shape or form to justify to not fact check lol
>your media
????

>>211746467
>Damn feminists are ruining everything…
>You wanna be a chick superhero? But get your own identity.
>Thor’s a dude. One of the last manly dudes still left. What’d you do, send him to sensitivity training so he’d stop calling Earth girls ‘wenches’?
Common sense.

>>211750713
>I don’t need a fake quote to believe women resent losing control of the narrativ
This is insane levels of projection. What "narrative" are you even talking about? Normal people dont think like this

>>211751069
>>211751203
I always notice these fake articles. They get posted everyday. You dont notice them because you're radicalized incels who have been trained to believe these things are actually representative of reality

>>211752709
>you dont get to observe trends i either benefit from or are uncomfortable discussing, i have any power over you or anybody else
no

>>211743045
>>211744903
Why do you hate jews?

>>211752737
you noticing the fakes just means you were trained to see the decoys. That doesn’t make the real ones disappear. You’re mistaking your conditioning for clarity.

>>211746726
>>211745821
Steve Bannon's soldiers

This website is unusable with all the fake shit. And the people that get defensive when you call it out. Mods should ban people who do this.

>>211746467
Lesbians are so unnecessarily violent. The bitch wasn't fighting, why did she have to punch her? And they call us men the angry ones. Bitch we are 100% chill compared to the average woman.

Why do chuds always fall for fake news? They always brag about their "pattern recognition" but turn out to be the most oblivious retards on the planet

>>211752684
What idealogy? Checking if something is real?

>>211753010
feminism
nobody believed it because they’re stupid. they believed it because it felt real. that’s how much your culture overplayed its hand, it’s not satire anymore, it’s documentary.

you're not exposing anyone by fact-checking. you're just coping with how believable it was.

>>211752903
>>211752963
me when i make my safe space prayer and click my heels together three times to validate my headcanon genderfeels

>>211742908 (OP)
Why did you post a fake article?

>>211753449
why didn't you

i mean it was for girls, right? girls didnt watch it! blame them! girls stink!

>>211752856
tell me why you like genocide

>>211750184
Get a job Kantbot

>>211751203
>your culture
you've just renforced the schizo retardation of this website with just two words

>inb4 you respond with a NPC response like "It's afraid" or calling me a tranny

Thread smells of musty dilators

>>211754534
i said two words and you flinched at ghosts in advance, that’s not detachment, that’s trauma.

>>211749522
The only maori fillmaker in the world and also the only maori jew. I mean... What are the odds?

>>211742908 (OP)
hershlag (?) really is a miserable cunt, isn't she?

>>211753371
Notice how desperate you are to move the conversation away from how easily you were fooled and onto culture war slop? Like is calling you out for not checking if a story was real some kind of feminism? This is mental retardation

I unironically can't tell Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman apart tbqhfamalamdingdong

>>211757322
im repeating my initial point over and over while you call me names for it

>>211750713
>>211751069
>>211751203
Stephen Colbert called it "truthiness". It feels real, and that's good enough

>>211757667
yes use a meme from a propaganda show to wave away human patterns you smart redditor you

>>211742908 (OP)
>superhero movies
I'm not 8 anymore

>>211757516
You don't have an initial point. You got mad for getting called out and then tried to desperately shift the topic to feminism when all anyone said was you're a guillible retard who proudly belives whatever someone tells you.
Hey anon, I just saw this. Crazy huh? I guess you believe this too lmao

>>211742908 (OP)
That hammer couldn't stop the wall..........

>>211757800
>nobody believed it because they’re stupid. they believed it because it felt real. that’s how much your culture overplayed its hand, it’s not satire anymore, it’s documentary.

>you're not exposing anyone by fact-checking. >you're just coping with how believable it was.

you’re not mad it was fake. you’re mad it was plausible, and you can't unsee that.

maybe you can be white in the next life

>>211752268
Who's Laura?

>>211759032
Laura Kinney
X-23
Dafne Keen
the woman with the bush

>>211759071
Ah.
Thought he meant Lara Croft.
Now it makes sense
Thank you

>>211742908 (OP)
Because I haven't watched a "Marvel" movie since Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

Next time we see Jesus in a Hollywood movie, which actress is he going to be played by?