what is this expression meant to convey

>>211744153 (OP)
>how could a master of evil betray me?

>>211744209
he tried to pull the same shit

ANAKIN PLEASE YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME PALPATINE IS THE SITH LORD HE PLANNED THIS ENTIRE WAR PLEASE HELP ME

It takes less than an hour for a dead person to shit themselves, and Obi-Wan was knocked out and that giant metal platform pressed on his stomach so he could have shit himself, and Sheev was trapped to that chair for a long while, and Grievous has exposed organs including those that make shit

>>211744153 (OP)
Why didn't he just say Palpatine is a sith lord right there and then?

>>211744153 (OP)
If I remember right Lucas originally wanted Dooku to beg for his life but Christopher Lee said that wasn't how he envisioned the character so they compromised and had him looking scared but remaining silent before Anakin chopped his head off

>>211744344
Lucas specifically cast him because he was Saruman

>>211744153 (OP)
>Da-Whaaaaa?

>>211744153 (OP)
He was thinking about drinking the blood of the Saxon men

>>211744767
the novel has dooku mid-word get beheaded, so it's implied that anakin simply blindsided him

>>211744153 (OP)
>Did anyone ever tell you the romantic farce of Darth Necrophillis the content?

>>211744767
>Kidnap the Chancellor
>Fight and get defeated by the rescue party
>"Now that I've lost and you're about to kill me, actually the Chancellor is my boss and the real bad guy, that's why he's tied to the chair"

>>211744153 (OP)
>Sneed?

>>211745748
>Anakin was easily corrupted by the Darth Plagueis tale
Why didn't Dooku just lie out of his teeth with some nonsense story about making Anakin a Jedi master and saving Padme's life?

>>211744153 (OP)
I wish I would stop lying about my military service, in the age of the internet people are going to find out.

>>211744153 (OP)
The green screen isn't giving me much to work with

>>211745437
>Christopher Lee said that wasn't how he envisioned the character so they compromised and had him looking scared but remaining silent before Anakin chopped his head off
Christopher Lee was right, his character realizing he was just a pawn and that Anakin was the prize all along works better than a humiliation ritual, it added depth to the character where it had none.

>>211744767
Palpatine clearly used Force Mute to make Dooku incapable of speaking in that moment

>>211744496
>don't care lol
>ACK

>>211747176
>You can hear the sound of two lightsaber blades screeching
unsettling sound kino

>>211745748
>Anakin, I know how this looks but just give me 5 minutes to explain everything.

There. That's all he had to do.

>>211744153 (OP)
>I won btw
>I literally got teamed up on but I did damn good for myself
>I did DAMN GOO--

>>211744153 (OP)
This isn't Star Wars, this is lame soulless poorly written dogshit

>>211747606
Nice try, Mike.

>>211747271
It's called audio

>>211747674
Nobody would expect a single movie review could butthurt so many fans at once, that's the prequels flaw. One torpedo straight up the ass of a million prequel fans at once will leave them aching for literally decades.

Prequels are dogshit and always were.

>>211747711
are you dumb?

>>211744153 (OP)
Open wide! We still have two more hours of steaming hot feces to consume

>>211747864
are you?

>>211744209
>omg DARK SIDEous was part of the dark side all along??

>>211744153 (OP)
Signature look of getting scissored

>>211744153 (OP)
You expected a coherent and cool story

>>211744153 (OP)

>No, Anakin! Palpatine is the secret Si<thwack!!!>

>>211744153 (OP)
>I AM YOUR DAD! Look, I know it is hard to believe, but hear me out. Down with sand, up with capes! COME ON! This guy is obviously Jewish!

>>211744153 (OP)
>this actor had an iconic role of being Dracula
>let's make his title Count
very subtle, George

>>211744153 (OP)

Dementia and poor directing/writing

>>211744153 (OP)
"Hi, I'm Count Dooku. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation."

>>211744153 (OP)
"Very good give me surprised and pleased"

why did Palpatine want Anakin as his apprentice so bad exactly?

>>211744153 (OP)
after spending more hours than I'm willing to admit reading (((non-canon))) Star Wars books I finally understand the prequel politics, which all hinge on Palpatine and his motives.

Palpatine and his Master Darth Plagueis are attempting to dominate the galaxy by means of political manipulation. Plagueis is tied to the banks and uses his wealth to fund groups that will benefit him. As a political figure, and eventual Senator of Naboo, Palpatine focuses on manipulating the Trade Federation. On one side, he pressed Supreme Chancellor Valorum to impose taxes on the Trade Federation - this will strengthen the Republic by bringing in more credits. At the same time, this will offend the Trade Federation, who see this taxation as theft. During this time, Palpatine also secretly works with pirate factions (e.g. the Nebula Front) to have them attack the Trade Federation - forcing the Trade Federation to bolster their defenses, namely by getting a Droid Army. Palpatine, now as Darth Sidious, tells the Trade Federation to enact a blockade on Naboo, which eventually a) erodes confidence in Supreme Chancellor Valorum and subsequently gets Palaptine elected in his place and b) further creates schisms between the worlds of the Republic - who continue to see the Republic as a large, slow, bureaucratic mess. This eventually leads into Separatist movement which is explored in Episode II.

>>211750787
Anakin is extremely powerful in the ways of the Force

>>211744153 (OP)
>that wasnt a fart

>>211750787
He just liked him or something

>>211744767
>HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY PAL FRIENDPATINE
>cuts his head off harder
Wouldn't have worked, Anakin was too retarded.

>>211750737
>a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
>using outdated european nobility titles

>>211750787
Palpy was a groomer

>>211745437
Kinoman Lee schooling that slopmeister Lucas.

>>211750787
Anakin's force germ powerlevel was the highest.

>>211750861
why blockade Naboo specifically though

>>211751091
Naboo was Sheev's planet so those voting for the new Supreme Chancellor would be more inclined to by sympathetic to him.

>>211744153 (OP)
>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I found myself in this situation. Well, it all started a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

>>211751236
and how much weight does Naboo's vote have on a galactic scale? 0.00001%?

>>211751294
The vote for Supreme Chancellor is among the Senate, not the populace of every planet you imbecile.

>>211744153 (OP)
>I should tell young Anakin Skywalker that you, Senator Sheev Palpatine, are none other than the sith lord, Darth Sidious, and I should tell him that right at this very inst-ACK

>>211744153 (OP)
Betrayal. Look at him. It's right after Sidious told Anakin to kill him. He thought "Damn nigga, really?"