Is this the most based Jason statham movie?

sure, if by which you mean the most cringe

>>211744352 (OP)
I beelieve so

all statham movies are based. hes the only hollywood actor that avoided excessive humiliation rituals

>>211744769
>excessive
hmmmmmmm

>average jason statham movie
>throw dart into the newspaper
>job advertisement section
>The protagonist is a retired man taking a break from his military life, working comfortably in his new job.
Something goes wrong and pulls him out of his comfort zone.
>two hours movie

statham killing zoomers

>>211745101
theres nothing wrong with a formula that is fun and people like to watch

>>211744352 (OP)
thats not crank 2

>>211745101
KEYNO

I refuse to believe any Statham film could possibly top Crank 2

>>211744352 (OP)
He could play a good Max Payne 3 version

>>211744352 (OP)
I liked how the villain was a broccoli haired techbro zoomer.

>>211744352 (OP)
>movie is titled Beekeeper
>has many over the top kills
>does not contain a scene of him using bees to kill anyone
get fucked modern hollywood I'm glad I pirated this garbage

>>211744352 (OP)
He's in this movie for like 10 minutes. I know because I skipped all the other scenes with the black cop.

I'm in the mood for some Statham kinos this weekend. Tell me what is cool from my pic.

>>211745774
that would big mischaracterization from his character, any beekeper would never do that to the bees

>>211745774
if a bee stings you it dies

>>211745101
sounds awesome

>>211745874
not in the pic but I actually quite enjoyed Wrath of Man

>>211745874
homefront

>>211744352 (OP)
That's not Snatch

>>211745874
The Bank Job is Kino

I haven’t watched one Statham movie

>>211745885
>>211745910
No, fuck that noise. The transporter transported, the mechanic used mechanics, the beekeeper needed to use bees. And don't even try to say the scene where he shoots the hive next to the SUV because that was horseshit and the bees killed no one.

>>211745101
i still don't understand why they got daisy ridley to replace him in that die hard window cleaner movie

>>211745101
this has existed long before Statham and will exist long after

>>211745874
Idk but His movie with a nun is comfy

>>211744352 (OP)
>>211746195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSEF7Bw2LI0
hobbs and shaw 2 WILL happen

>>211744352 (OP)
>Is this the most based Jason statham movie?
No, it would have been if he got rid of the queen of the hive.

Be honest, /tv/, when's the last time you kept bees?

>>211745874
DEATH RACE MY BELOVED

>>211745101
you say 2 hours like thats too long for an action movie