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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:51:12 PM No.211751095
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This nibba is gonna get popped by some random schizo. I'm calling it.

You can't just be a strange billionaire trying to make people immortal without a guy like David Chapman trying to kill you so he can defeat the lizard illuminati and save the world.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:13:48 PM No.211752123
he is born maybe 1000 years too early at the very least for that kind of tech
rip in pepe
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:15:32 PM No.211752204
>>211751095 (OP)
aww he's just a funny little guy just trying to do what's best for everyone and make them immortal. bless him. what we would we do without these gods among men. They just want to save the world but the mean comments online are triggering their anxiety and stopping them.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:15:56 PM No.211752219
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:16:08 PM No.211752228
>>211751095 (OP)

it's all for nothing since he looks like a creep
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:39:28 PM No.211753218
i bet he lives to 96 with decent mobility and everyone just concludes "yeah that was pretty good but probably not worth all the effort"
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:47:32 PM No.211753598
>>211751095 (OP)
The dude is a hack. I'm a Mormon, I lift and eat healthy and will live longer than he.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:48:35 PM No.211753646
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>>211753218
Mormon life expectancy is already high anyway. And rich Mormons live even longer. Mormon Pope is 100 years old.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:49:14 PM No.211753672
>>211751095 (OP)
He's not making himself immortal. He's actually aging like shit
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:23:17 AM No.211755146
I bet he does some stupid new experimental therapy and dies
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:43:57 AM No.211756002
>>211751095 (OP)
It would be funnier if he gets some random cancer at 65 and dies like a bitch months after the diagnosis.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:46:42 AM No.211756118
>>211751095 (OP)
>nibba
What the fuck is this? Speak English.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:56:50 AM No.211756604
he's literally a tranny since he injects himself with estrogen
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:05:41 AM No.211757053
>>211751095 (OP)
As much as that documentary made it seem like he was a grifter, I think hes getting grifted just as much. The dude keeps adding new shit to his routine every time someone comes up with an even more expensive cream or procedure. He's gonna die when some squatemalan talks him into letting him remove his heart for some special mountain massage perfected in the Andes mountains or some shit, I guarantee it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:14:01 AM No.211757469
>>211751095 (OP)
The key to immortality is not in the body, but rather the mind. Figure out how to transfer the brain into a contained environment with connections to a virtual world.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:17:21 AM No.211757666
>>211755146
I think the gene editing might get him long term but for now he seems fine.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:24:32 AM No.211758048
BJ and Don't Die and the whole MoonBrah thing were cool for a couple months but it's all very jeetcoded now
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:27:59 AM No.211758241
>>211757469
that sounds like inventing hell
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:30:01 AM No.211758366
>>211758241
No more than the one we live in now.