Movie tropes you can't stand
>woman character has a heckin' fur baby her perdonality revolves around and is implicitly hooked up on SSRIs

The dog isn't even in the film YOU IDIOT

>>211752004
It was before they edited it out

>>211752038
Did they replace the dog with the black robot?

>>211752004
kek what a fag

People should be interacting with other people, not dogs.

>>211753550
You've just angered every single millennial

I cant take zoomers seriously. They all look like kids.

>>211751953 (OP)
>Alien 1979: gritty, mature, sexual imagery, adults that acted like adults
>Romulus: zoomer faggotry, looks like a college stage play, actors look more like teens that can barely act

>>211751953 (OP)
Where was the dog in this movie?

>>211754638
>Alien '79: cat Chads
>Romulus: heckin' pupper good boierino doggo shits

this but IRL. I don't fucking care about your dog and how you treat it like a surrogate child

>>211754691
Up your butte and around the corner.

>>211752038
Fun fact, they cut out magnus because cailee's boyfriend didn't want her smelling like dawg

>>211751953 (OP)
Heck'n fur baby has an smooth skin pet.

Yub nub.

>>211754814
That’s a gay guy she bearded.

>>211751953 (OP)
Anon, please.

>>211751953 (OP)
Good movie

>>211751953 (OP)
Women are so cute.

>>211755118
Cailee a cute.

>>211754931
Im gonna show her horny cannibal films.
The sex gonna be so good.

>>211755183
too fat

>>211755118
>eating bread
fat pig!

>>211754931
>>211755200
I’m gonna make this bitch watch eXistenZ and break her brain

>>211755264
The sex gon' be soo good.

>>211751953 (OP)
Why do most women these days, who have it easier than at any point in human history, need a cocktail of psychiatric medication to function? It's actually pretty strange if you take a step back and think about it. It's so common it just becomes routine, but it shouldn't be.

>>211754780
OH SNAP!

>>211755239
She’s perfect you hold your tongue, wench.

>>211755390
Because women, like it or not, need emotional fulfillment that a job cannot provide, and only a familial life of their own can. It also doesn't help that pharma is allowed to roam free in broadcasting pretending to have the cure-all solution.

>>211755396
HE GOT HIM!

>>211755390
A patriarchal male society that neglects and otherizes women, LGBTQIA+, and persons of color. When you force women to live up to an arbitrary standard specifically designed for white men, it's no surprise they feel crazy.

>>211751953 (OP)
Where the fuck was this dog in the film?

>>211755390
The only women you know is your mother and she takes pills because she gave birth to a retarded useless mentally ill piece of shit.

>>211756448
They edited it out last second because test audiences reacted very negatively to the doggo being anywhere near difficult, unsettling situations. This is evidenced by a line in the movie where one of the characters asks "where's Magnus?" (the dog's name) that they forgot to cut.

>>211756578
Test audiences are retards.

>>211751953 (OP)
There is no dog in Alien Romulus

>>211756578
This sounds made up.

>>211756724
You're jewish.

>>211756500
Mad little trannoid......needs correction

>>211756448

>>211754814
Told you she's a coalburner.

>>211756500
You've been defeated. You should have just fled the thread, changed your pampers, and regrouped.

It was all just a dream

>>211756724
Anon the whole movie is made up.

>>211751953 (OP)
>picrel
is that the girl with the butt?

>>211760822
Yes, she has a butte.