Thread 211752076 - /tv/ [Archived: 1182 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:12:45 PM No.211752076
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You're given $600,000,000 to make the most expensive movie ever made. Whose directing? Whose acting? Where are you shooting? What's the plot? How long is the runtime?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:14:56 PM No.211752178
>>211752076 (OP)
>Whose directing?
James Cameron

>Whose acting?
Honestly, no one yet famous in the main roles. I would spend a lot of time talent scouting in USA and UK.

>Where are you shooting? What's the plot?
A mix of science fiction and fantasy. A lot of filming in nature with a lot of practical effects and CGI

>How long is the runtime?
Two and half hours theatre edition, three directors
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:17:20 PM No.211752280
>>211752178
You just made avatar and have $300,000,000 left over
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:34:39 PM No.211752999
>>211752280
Good point, but I would have it set in numerous planets, and the magic part would have to do with Lovecraftian themes. It's closer to Mass Effect but with Skyrim tier literal magic, rather than faux/space magic
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:35:51 PM No.211753060
>>211752076 (OP)
A remake of Megalopolis cast entirely with anime girls
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:24:59 AM No.211755212
Superman bros..
Superman bros..
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>>211752076 (OP)
An adaptation of pic rel directed by James Gunn starring Zendaya as Wonder Woman and Corenswet as Superman
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:50:45 AM No.211756303
>>211752076 (OP)

>Who's directing?
Quentin Tarantino.

>Whose acting?
Dean Norris, Sabrina Carpenter, Michael Pena, Jordan Peele, Robert De Niro and Steven Segal.

>Where are you shooting?
9th century Khazaria, in the present-day Caucuses.

>What's the plot?
Detailing the migration and overall cultural change from Khazar-Turkic identity to Ashkenazim through the conversion of top community leaders to Judaism.

>How long is the runtime?
1hr 30m
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:21:19 AM No.211757865
>>211752076 (OP)
Megafloppolis 2
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:28:36 AM No.211758285
>Whose directing?
Michael Bay

>Whose acting?
Leonardo Di Caprio, Brad Pitt, Irdis Elba, Emma Watson, Warwick
>Where are you shooting? What's the plot?
Skibidi toilet x pacific rim x fnaf movie

>How long is the runtime?
3 hours
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:34:40 AM No.211758623
>>211758285
zoomer kino
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:38:30 AM No.211758814
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>>211752076 (OP)
I’d just record myself doing a bunch of stupid and expensive shit with the $600,000,000 using the cheapest, shittiest camera I could find and call it a movie. Then I’d use the money made from that movie to do the exact same thing over and over again and see how long I can push it until all the money dries up or I die of a drug overdose.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:40:46 AM No.211758921
>Who's directing?
Me

>Whose acting?
Everyone in the hollywood

>Where are you shooting?
In the head
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:41:27 AM No.211758952
>>211752076 (OP)
Live action TMNT
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:41:39 AM No.211758962
4 hours of cunny, feet and armpits.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:41:51 AM No.211758975
Remake the early expensive movies of Cecil B Demille
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:04:14 AM No.211760075
>>211752076 (OP)
>Whose directing?
Me, nigga. Fuck you.
>Who's acting?
Ryan Gosling, Javier Bardem, Cailee Spaeny, Scarlet Johanson and Denzel Washington
>Where are you shooting?
Shenzhen, Paris, New York and Tokyo
>What's the plot?
Basically a bunch of people trying to save the world because they received messages and footage from the future informing them that a Godlike AI is retroactively building itself and is about to take over the world. Nick Land's shizo philosophy meets Tenet and Paprika. But there's a twist: the whole thing was a kind of predictive programming psy op to turn them into terrorists and start WWIII. I just improvised the premise on the spot.
>How long is the runtime?
3 hours.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:04:56 AM No.211760107
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>>211752076 (OP)
I will direct the movie myself and spend 600 million dollars to invite everyone to watch it. The story is about me spending 12 hours NEET in my bedroom.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:16:48 AM No.211760746
Nazi Dinosaurs from Outer Space
Nazi Dinosaurs from Outer Space
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>>211752076 (OP)
>Whose directing?
Spielberg
>Whose acting?
Saoirse Ronan, Michael B. Jordan, Jon Voight, and Cynthia Erivo as The President of the United States of America
>Where are you shooting?
Griffith Park, Bronson Canyon, The Los Angeles Zoo, The Bradbury Building, Venice Beach
>What's the plot?
The life of an American pacifist and socialist, as she tries to survive in the totalitarian and oppressive world of 2030s America
>How long is the runtime?
Nine hours and thirty-nine minutes; no intermission