>six limbs
Distortus Rex is a dragon

>>211753825 (OP)
The hell is this?

>>211754439
A new Jurassic World creature

>>211753825 (OP)
thought this was Doom

>>211753825 (OP)
the jewsaur, comes with extra little hands to grab pennies off the floor

>>211754439
A T. rex clone that came out all wrong when they were making dinosaurs for Jurassic World.

>Let's make some cool dinosaur mutants to surprise everyone
>Let's spoil everything about them by releasing toys & shit way before the movie

>They're actuallysincerely going the Jurassic Park Chaos Effect toy line route
I would have thought this was awesome if I was still seven years old.

You must... narfle the garthok!

>>211754439
Some dumbass executive somewhere thinks dinosaurs aren't scary enough on their own, so for the past 3 Jurassic Park movies they've been just making shit up. Now they're doing it again for the next film

>>211755750
That's been every major summer blockbuster movie for decades.

>>211753825 (OP)
Looks like cloverfield.

>>211755852
That shit is cool in the sense that it only works in a cartoon that's clearly just for fun and not a canon continuation.
It's like how there used to be a kids game back during the JPIII era called Scan Command/Dinosaur Battles where you could make dinosaurs fight each other using dino calls with a PDA, then they tried to make it canon where they put brain chips in the dinos that are linked up to PS4 controllers and it's absolutely fucking lame.

>>211753825 (OP)
They should have gave it Stegosaurus dorsal plates

>>211755897
They were going to have dinosaur/human hybrids in Jurassic World originally, that's where the raptor training stuff comes from

>>211756413
Yes we all know, and they dropped it when they realized how fucking stupid it sounded to have a squad of hybrid dino soldiers. It feels like some asshole in charge thinks if they keep pushing with every film eventually they'll do it anyway

>>211756413
ACKtually, the raptor training stuff comes from an old concept from back when JW was gonna be a video game, and it was a continuation of Jurassic Park III, where Billy continued his research with Alan and learned how to communicate with raptors.

>>211756342
I said Chaos Effect. Not Chaos Theory.

>>211756614
Yes, I know.

>>211756404
but it turns out they can manipulate them to glide with.

>>211756536
>hybrid dino soldiers
Wasn't there an 80s cartoon like that?

>>211753825 (OP)
what's even the point of making a movie about real animal that existed in real life if you are gonna put a fictional 6-arm monster in it?

>>211756846
>What is running out of ideas

>>211753825 (OP)
>Distortus Rex
>distortus
the dinosaurs name is distortous rex? this is some retarded shit
lmao scarjo better be barefoot in this slop

>>211756846
Easier to copyright and trademark made up dinosaur monsters versus doing weird versions of real ones. Like look at how many generic Dilophosaurus toys have the Jurassic Park frill.

>>211756846
>real animal that existed in real life
They never existed. (((fossils))) are just a trick of the devil.

>>211756979
>What sounds like T-Rex that we can make a mutant-like name with, P? No G? No D? That's it!

>>211756766
Probably, there were a bunch like TMNT and Street Sharks with people getting mutated

Oh oh I gots an idea!

>>211755538
it didn't come out wrong, they were intentionally creating mutants to be used as supersoldiers by the US army

>what if it was a rancor
>...but?
>but what? what if its a rancor, theres my idea

this is jurassic park now?

everyone rightfully ripping on this new weird rex design but after 4 movies of genetic dinos it shows restraint that they haven't taken it to some full scifi horror where you got some nightmarish spider lizard octo horror, thats gotta come if they keep making these

>>211754861
kek i read
>to grab penises off the floor
like he was collecting circumsized dicks

>>211756404
its amazing theyve been doing hybrids for year now and they still haven't done much from
>stegos
>triceratops
>bronto
>ankylo
none of the classics are being pulled from

>>211756846
conceptually the dinos have always been hybrids they just focused on making real ones before, since JW its not even about the real animals those are just the backdrop for the new experiments

>>211761596
There was like a chameleon dino in The Lost World book, can't remember exactly, I read it years ago

>>211762556
Carnotaurus

>>211762556
Yeah, there was. It was a pair of carnotaurus that had a pretty cool scene in the book. It was more along the lines of the dilos being venomous in the first book in that it was supposed to be showing how little we actually knew about what dinosaurs could do and that they could maybe be like giant spitting cobras or have camoflaging abilities that could rival a cuttlefish.

>>211755852
No they're not, no really. Compare Distortus (a T-Rex with tumors and extra limbs) with the Ultimasaurus intended to headline the line.

>>211753825 (OP)
Where’s its dick?

>>211753825 (OP)
I'll be okay with it if there's a scene where he swallows a woman whole.