Thread 211753996 - /tv/ [Archived: 999 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:56:37 PM No.211753996
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The only cool thing about Star Wars are the Laser Swords all else is trash
Replies: >>211754030 >>211754242 >>211756806 >>211757955 >>211758213 >>211758583
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:57:40 PM No.211754030
>>211753996 (OP)
Han Solo doesn't use one so it's not even affiliated with the cool part of Star Wars.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:02:35 AM No.211754242
>>211753996 (OP)
Has there ever been explained how the beam stops at a certain point and don't just extends out for miles
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:10:49 AM No.211754590
>>211754030
I never got why Han Solo was so popular when Luke in the X-Wing getup is much cooler. Millennium Falcon is fucking lame compared to fighter pilot but in space.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:55:42 AM No.211756556
>>211754590
Han is a rogue wild character and actually owns his ship, also the xwings I believe cannot jump
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:58:12 AM No.211756680
You can always watch Gundam, they've got beam sabers out the ass. Even beam bayonettes.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:59:35 AM No.211756736
>>211754242
Yeah, they have a switch to choose the length of their blades
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:00:22 AM No.211756780
>>211754590
The oompa loompa jumpsuit is cool to you?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:00:54 AM No.211756806
>>211753996 (OP)
sunrider's destiny was the best color, good choice
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:04:09 AM No.211756975
>>211754030
I can't believe they made a Han Solo movie and managed to make literally everyone not care. I keep forgetting the movie even exists and I know I'm not the only one. It's fascinating
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:17:14 AM No.211757656
>>211754242
The beam is a dense plasma that is controlled by a magnetic field in the hilt.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:19:28 AM No.211757772
>>211754242
Nothing about the lightsabers makes any sense if you think about it. They alse have either no guard or a guard you can easily cut yourself with, which is retarded for a dueling weapilon
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:22:41 AM No.211757955
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>>211753996 (OP)
>all else is trash
you have one chance to correct yourself
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:23:43 AM No.211758008
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>>211754242
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:24:50 AM No.211758059
>>211756556
Luke's x wing jumps to Dagobah in Empire though
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:27:24 AM No.211758213
>>211753996 (OP)
The ship designs are cool too. It's a decent setting.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:29:09 AM No.211758318
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>>211757955
That is the blandest ship in these movies
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:30:17 AM No.211758384
>>211758059
Do we actually see it jump?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:33:50 AM No.211758583
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>>211753996 (OP)
I'm thinking buying one for display should I pull the trigger
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:44:52 AM No.211759123
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>>211758583
Buy the saber, then ignite in your face
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:58:27 AM No.211759790
After decades of lore creep, the only thing remaining that's cool and relatively unique about a lightsaber is the semi-sentient nature of the crystal lens used to focus it that connects between its wielder and the Force. Otherwise they're the same as every other magnetically-contained plasma torch blade in sci-fi.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:02:23 AM No.211759986
>>211758583
how much of a reddit manchild do you have to be to think this is a good use of your money
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:12:03 AM No.211760478
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>>211759986
they look good though
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:32:00 AM No.211761517
>>211757772
Grab a weighty flashlight like maglight and wave it around madly. If the beam touched you you've sliced and burned yourself.
Silly weapon.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:55:37 AM No.211762968
I think laser blasters are cooler than electric swords