>>211757326 you know she a freak just cause Dean the human saltine didn't have the nuts to make a move don't mean anything I guarantee Jess was crushing that puss two, maybe three nights a week
>>211757614 my man, she had a kid between the original show and the revival Netflix limited series you think she conceived that thing immaculately? her baby is Jesus 2.0? get real. she fucks
>>211767075 But she's only meant for missionary though
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:23:22 AM No.211767831
>>211767075 NO SIR. you treat that ANGEL with RESPECT. you may PASSIONATELY plow her with your naked dick, but you do not do ANYTHING brutally. save that shit for Miss Patty.
>Of her parents' upbringing in Latin America, Bledel said: "It's the only culture my mom knows from life, and my father as well, and they made the decision to raise their children within the context they had been raised in."[5][8] Bledel grew up in a Spanish-speaking household, and did not learn English until she began school.[14] She identifies as Latina
>>211778844 Incredibly based, he sounds like a cool windmill enthusiast.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:36:41 AM No.211778874
>>211778839 >Heh, I'm gonna teach Dean a lesson about feminism by dressing up like a 1950s housewife and being cute and submissive and cooking him dinner >Uhh Dean why aren't you learning the lesson
>>211778844 Literally everyone's background in the America's -read America, Canada Uraguay, Argentina and some parts of the Caribbean- outside of the large swaths of Beaners slick...
>get Lorelai pregnant >get Rory pregnant Provided that you could only choose ONE, which would it be. Keep in mind the living situation and that you would have to deal with the other party AS WELL as the rest of the townspeople based on your decision. You are essentially a new character in the tv show. Who creampies one of them and must then live with the decision in-universe.
>>211779170 Rory because I'm a normal heterosexual male and not some kind of MILF fetishist. I could save her. Instead of the absolute trash fire her life became we would move into a historic home in Stars Hollow and have three kids and live out the rest of our days in domestic bliss.
It's awesome how well this show has aged, and makes both Lorelais look like the dumbest cunts.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:33:14 AM No.211780064
>>211779339 For some reason instead just answering the question you went on a tirade about how insecure you are and I don't know why.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:37:58 AM No.211780156
>>211779339 I think I would go with Lorelai so that I could cuck Luke. Imagine eating breakfast and dinner at his diner every single day and he has to serve you and his pregnant oneitis and then I get to go home and pump her full of more cum just for the hell of it.