>This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free

Now that's real stand up comedy

>>211765506 (OP)
>75% of Palestinian girls under the age of 18 are married to an older adult
>50% of these are first cousins or closer
p funny

Is there another dead comedians who still generates so much chud angst decades after they died?

>>211765563
Seething cuz your being bombed atm I see

>>211765506 (OP)
Where's the lie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMukKqx-Os

He was the absolute king.

>>211765506 (OP)
the problem with freeing your slaves is that no one will remember you as the guy who freed his slaves but as the guy who had slaves.
When I was public school I was keen to notice how carefully the dialectic is crafted to make you hate the Founding Fathers.
Elementary and Middle school:
>George Washington never lied
>Thomas Jefferson was the smartest guy ever
>Ben Franklin invented electricity
>no mention that they owned slaves
High School:
>DID YOU KNOW, KIDS? THEY ALL HAD SLAVES AND WHIPPED THEM EVERY. DAY.
>Here's various """"historians"""" giving their commentary on how this history was "kept secret from you"
>even though we were the ones that made the curriculum

you see, if they had given the truth to elementary kids, then the "slavery revelation" etc. etc. wouldn't stun them when they were older. they wouldn't feel the same righteous indignation they do when you reveal it to them as teens. cultivate a fake narrative that these kids are "discovering secrets" and they become invested.

>Trying to shit on George Fucking Carlin on a free speech website.

These kids will never understand the irony of their foolishness.

>>211765506 (OP)
Wasn't it a bunch of freemasons and you know whats who wanted to LARP as greco-roman nobility by instituting a permanent slave class?

>>211765506 (OP)
>We were founded on a very basic double standard: This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.

>>211765788
checking my own dubs
anyways,
This revelation didnt hit me hard at all. I was intellectually precocious and read books all the time as a young kid. Watched all kinds of documentaries. I already knew they all owned slaves. I knew many of them either freed them, or expressed a dislike of slavery.
Absolutely dumbfounded me when my dumbfuck classmates were astonished at basic facts about the Founding Fathers of America.
Also, if my AP US History "teacher" from sophomore year hasn't already killed himself, he can go ahead and do it.

>>211765824
Poltards don't believe in free speech, even though they rely on it to spam garbage.

>>211765659

>>211765506 (OP)
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true.

See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down.

See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.

See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

I love Carlin for the sole reason he makes OP Seethe

>>211766029
They'd absolutely censor their detractors if they could.

>>211766056
lol, nice. Stone age fucking desert people.

>>211765580
They'd bitch about Bill Hicks too if they ever heard of him.

>>211766121
They already do. I've been banned from /pol/ for mocking palestinians, showing vids of russian conscripts being blown up, or posting vids of fat nazis being arrested IRL.

/pol/ is by far the most heavily moderated place on 4chan and restricts certain taboo topics.

>>211766278
>>211766121
r/conservative is one of the single most heavily censored subs on Reddit, and yet people claim Reddit is a leftist hugbox. The reality is Reddit is a hugbox for whatever you want it to be for.

>>211765506 (OP)
Carlin made some good criticism, but his "positive vision" of the future was humanity going extinct and he was therefore ultimately a fag.

>>211766278
Yeah. I was there around election time and I was banned for "spamming", which was just arguing with magafags. None of them were banned and all my posts were removed. Same thing happened on this board. It was like a trap to remove anyone on the left. They'd start a political thread and then selectively ban everyone they disagree with for "posting in an off-topic thread". Like, ban the OP and everyone, not just the person making sense and using logic and full sentences.
It was shamelessly biased. Until then I'd always given the janitors the benefit of the doubt. But it turns out that predictably the people who would work so hard to get the "job" would be the most hardcore and isolated basement-dwelling incels of us all. The statistics alone would suggest more people with censor power here would be brainwashed chuds.

>>211766056
They let women be news anchors?

>>211765506 (OP)
Those... aren't contradictory things George.

>>211766278
>>211766511
holy fucking tourist tranny
slit your wrists