I want my own parking spot.
IMG_5977
md5: c31a69664f1ebbcd5ebcb85afde5c2d4
🔍
>>211767413 (OP)I want a parking lot attached to the building rather than 3 blocks away and shared with other buildings
I want triple-ply toilet paper in the bathrooms, I'm sick of having to stack 6 sheets every wipe. And get the cleaners to refill the proper soap dispenser instead of just putting a pump bottle next to the sink.
I want my paychecks to stop bouncing. PLEASE
I want to be able to wear shorts in the office during the summer
bidet
md5: dce439a86a688f748a2bca1f81f25f49
🔍
>>211768632Or a bidet. Toilet paper is so uncivilized.
I want fresh coffee every morning. And a bagel at least three times a week.
>>211768632Holy flashback to different jobs. Course I didn't need toilet paper that thick but the soap dispenser bit is hilarious
>>211770562So you spray your ass with water and wipe it off with your hand? That's disgusting.