>alpha zombie has a huge swinging 10 inch flaccid dick

people in the theater were snickering and laughing when that enormous meat was swinging all over the place

>>211768508 (OP)
I didn't find any of the humor in the film funny, but I did look at my phone and laugh at the latest headline of palestinians being killed

>>211768558
Jew here, same it was really really funny

Why the fuck were all the zombies naked. I am beginning to think Boyle is a pervert.

>>211768508 (OP)
I was thinking there weren't enough cocks in movies

>>211768508 (OP)
There were more laughs at Erik's GF than anything else.

>>211768508 (OP)
It looked like a prosthetic which means it was a deliberate choice for it to have a cock that big, not sure what they were going for there.

>>211770589
Like most Hollywood productions its a gay fetish thing

>>211770589
It's fake. They can't have kids around naked actors.

>>211770589
Connotations of savagery, same reason ancient marble sculptures have small willies. Also it makes it's more scary because what if he wants to rape you before eating you. I think they might have overdone it with the size a bit though, he could have been 6 inches flaccid as opposed to 10, but maybe that was to push it over the line where it's not desirable to a female/gay audience

>>211771010
Not outside the trailers and parties, though I can't imagine a giant fake cock is less sexually abusive

My bussy got moist everytime he was on the screen. Break me zombie massa.

What does that zombie eat? Do the zombies have zombie gyms for bulking? If he's that big he needs to eat BIG, like at least 6k+ calories per day, what is he eating to maintain that mass?

>>211769539
Yeah that was funny

>>211770589
I feel like there was some vague message about masculinity in here that never really coalesced into anything meaningful

>>211771443
Schizo.
lol

>>211771633
In-universe leaked emails between government officials (from rageleaks) detail that they literally just don't know why rage is like roids, but it is. It's basically the Green Flu from Left 4 Dead at this point and mutates too much to predict

>>211771778
>>211771633
Also, they routinely hunt and eat deer, fish and other animals as well as people. It's shown in the movie, which I guess you refuse to watch despite spending your time shitposting about

>>211771757
Not having naked actors around kids is schizo. Very sane saaar

>>211771172
This I feel like no one picked up in the Wild north and Celtic shit. Large part of it felt like a semi civilized people interacting with a more savage society. Much like how the Roman’s and picts interacted with each-other hell they even showed Hadrian's wall multiple times. The jimmy saville ninja turtles was definitely out of left field though.

>>211770589
Fetishes probably

>>211771172
>push it over the line where it's not desirable to a female/gay audience

No, women and gay men are just going to see it as the average

>>211768558
I can only think of a single joke in this entire film, when the Swedish soldier shows the boy a picture of his bimbo girlfriend and the boy thinks she's been stung by a bug

>>211772054
People keep describing the zombies as having adopted some sort of ultra simplistic tribal way of life, but they haven't at all. Some of them follow a bigger zombie because it helps catch deer. That's all we get besides the alpha breeding with a female zombie, which is in an idiotic choice and should be ignored

>>211768508 (OP)
How does Ralph Fiennes make friends with the alfa

>>211768508 (OP)
Why didnt they just cut his head off or at least cut his achilles tendons while immobile?

>>211768508 (OP)
post it

>>211773728
It tells me that the writer is very pornbrained

>>211771633
>zombies
They're not zombies its why this movie is retarded. They all should be dead from starvation.

>>211773728
I definitely got the vibe the zombies evolved in some way. Like the fatties eating worms and basically being low tier then the Alpha with the Pringle can of a cock having some sort of control over the others and possessing limited intelligence he basically did direct them to attack them the first time while staying back.

>>211768558
>>211768675
Based kike hatred accelerator

>>211774427
Wtf Alex Garland believes patriarchy is the natural way of life?