>>211769823 (OP)She really is the Polaroid of perfection.
>>211769823 (OP)Didn't she have a big herpe on her forehead?
Is the Silverstone name kinda like a Whoopie Goldberg situation or what?
>>211770084Doubtful (I had all the Maxims and Silverstone at best only ever appeared in the Maxim Hot 100 yearly special).
>>211769823 (OP)She's still breast feeding that kid
>>211769823 (OP)Is that the kid she used to spit food into his mouth after chewing it for him? Her nose is kind of looking beakish.
>>211770122>>211769906some of these yentas burn bright and fast
>>211769823 (OP)Her son looks just like her
Favorite era was when she fattened up.
>>211776556Wouldnt mind firing my flesh missile into her tel aviv if you know what I mean
>>211769823 (OP)Yea Clueless is great and shes unironically great and hot as Batgirl in Batman and Robin. Shes a gem in every movie she was in, shame about her irl self lol.
>>211776556Jews purposefully target hot blondes from australia/poland/denmark etc etc it doesnt mean anything unless she has the typical jewish features. Tho does explain her being mentally fucking crazy.
>>211777124Why didnt they put nipples on her batsuit instead of clooneys
>>211769823 (OP)Itโs better then Mean Girls
>>211777124If they replaced her with someone else as Barbara, we gonna get Clueless 2.
>>211769823 (OP)Was her nose always this crooked?
>>211776556That's just her character on Clueless
>Silverstone revealed that she still sleeps in the same bed as her son, Bear Blu Jarecki, who is 11 years old.
>She then went on to say that it's natural if you think of it in terms of living in the wild.
>Instead of getting out of bed to breastfeed multiple times through the night, she could just โroll overโ, feed him, and fall back asleep.
>The Clueless star has revealed she and her son Bear have been soaking up some quality time together with shared baths during the lockdown measures imposed as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.
>And the actress has claimed that they find the activity โnourishing and comfortingโ.
>>211777389Yes, but as with most flaws, youth distracted most people from noticing. Youth is like a smoke screen of pretty. As you age, the smoke begins to fade and your imperfections become more apparent.
>>211777640While everything she does can be considered non-sexual and benign, I have a hard time believing this isn't going to fuck this kid up hardcore.
>>211777640Hold up. That boy is still breastfeeding?
>>211777857It's becoming more common for yanks
Clueless has a great feel to it with the exception of the "stepbrother+stepsister" semi-incest vibe.
The amount of "stupidity" going on is hilarious. It has the general wackyness which comes with movies directed by women but here it fits the style and enhances the basic elements of the film. Amy focused on the strong points for a female brain; fashion, money, clothes, style, dumbness, ignorance, prejudices, and makes comedy out of it. It succeeds because it never tries to become more than what it is - a bunch of shallow teenagers trying to act sophisticated and professional.
If you enjoy Clueless, I'd recommend Joss Whedons Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie from 1992.. It has a similar vibe with Kristy Swanson being a great substitute for Alicia Silverstone, naturally the vibes becomes less and less, the more the film focuses on the vampire slaying, but the whole scene with the yellow leather jacket is 100% "clueless"
>>211777273they legit did actually theyre just slightly less pronounced lol. In the close up on her chest you see it.
>>211769823 (OP)Itโs literally Emma from Jane Austen
>>211778681Nah I disagree it is more than that, its demonstrating she is above her peers by retaining her virginity. Then that is weirdly betrayed when she settles for her brother in law but uhhhh, shes agood character is my point.
>>211777640Fuckkk as a kid in the 90s i had such a crush on her. To think had kid me and her met she probably would have.. fuckkkk
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>>211769906Blast from the Past Alicia is unironically the most perfect woman ever put on screen.
how she looks, her characterization
simply PERFECTION
>>211779877Trout mouth is an imperfection. The mole on her forehead is an imperfection.
>>211777640That should have been me!
In Clueless she was the hottest chick on the planet. By the time Batman and Robin came around, not so much
>>211780127wabi sabi
aesthetic imperfections create a more perfect perfection
>>211780127For me Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas is the mark
>>211780429Shue is an attractive woman, but, points off for her down turned eyes. Still would though.
>>211777640this is pure torture if you think about it. Imagine your own mom doing this to you. Sickening.
>>211780777It's not, if you think of the actions as sexless.
>>211780937at 11 you're already undergoing puberty so thinking about those actions as sexless is impossible.
>>211781298Nah. How the do co-ed bathouses not have non-stop orgies? You can be naked and not get aroused.
>>211781298He's gonna get his wires all tangled up, conflating sexual intimacy with motherly affections and shit. Wouldn't be the first time, there's a whole field of pseudoscience that deals with this concept.
>>211770122How would you even know this?
>>211782498The sex scenes with her and the guys,, were so weird in that movie. Although the fantasy sex scenes with the old lady were pretty kino.
>>211780429Elizabeth Shue just hits the right spot for me, especially in leaving las vegas
>>211776556What is she riding on there?
>>211780511>but, points off for her down turned eyesIs this a new tiktok meme or something? I've seen this retarded comment several times this week
>>211784239It probably was just me. I'm a nitpicky motherfucker. But it's possible other anons feel the same way.
>>211783200Is it a straight shota movie?
>>211769823 (OP)>never did a nude sceneWhy did the jews allow this?
>>211784748No. It's an odd film. All the male characters just imagine fucking her. The kid doesn't get more than that clip. There's also the mother of the kid, that gets her own fantasy 2 sex scenes, because she thinks a friend could hers is legitimately hitting on her at a party, when he's just flirty with all women.
There's some really weird power struggle dynamics of two young men, wanting to fuck Alicia, their fantasies include rape and cucking each other, maybe some DP. It's a weird movie. Totally not what I expected.
>>211785012Quite impressive for her at least. Ultimate tease, she won in the end.
>>211770047alicia silverstein is jewish though
>>211777640https://people.com/all-about-alicia-silverstone-son-8286083
>Silverstone is known for her unconventional child-rearing techniques, many of which have gone viral over the years. In 2012, she posted a video on her website about how she โbird feedsโ Bear, meaning she pre-chewed his food and fed it to him mouth-to-mouth.>โItโs his favorite โฆ and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if Iโm eating,โ she said in the clip.
>>211770047https://ethnicelebs.com/alicia-silverstone
Her dad is Anglo and Jewish
>>211787309Knocked the fuck out. That shit had me dying the first time I saw it.
>>211769906Is the OP not Molly Shannon? Iโm also confused what the fuck the video even is trying to convey
She tongue kisses and feed through her mouth her own son. Not to mention their naked mouths and saying she feels happy when he mounts her.
clueless? more like gooless. get it? because cranked my hog so much i ran out of sperm
>>211790859What's different about naked mouths from the rest of what you said about their mouths?
>>211769823 (OP)Yeah, pretty funny.
I mean Alicia as a person is super weird, but the movie? a complete classic
>>211777640>look up how he looks today >long hair and very feminine Yup, another Hollywood son trooning out
>>211791931Why are you looking up little boys?
>>211778734doesnt seem chatgpt to me
>>211782761Thank you Barbara, you are a naughty girl sneaking into my batcave, correction is needed.
>>211769823 (OP)Why is she always making that repulsed expression?