What are some good Irish kino?

>tfw ur a failure as a pintman

>>211780294 (OP)
There's literally 0 enjoyment to be had after pint No. 4. It is time for bed after that.

>>211780346
and that's why no-one will remember your name

>>211780294 (OP)
The Irishman

DUDE WEED is better for your health

>>211780346
t. Englishman

>>211780346
anglo weakness
you couldn't handle wales

>>211780294 (OP)
Seems like that would literally kill you.

>>211780384
only in the short term
after a week I'm fending off psychosis and smoking just to feel normal

>>211780443
Never wound what you cant kill

>>211780368
>>211780405
>>211780440
So what if I'm Church of England.
The fact remains I can drink more than up. Up to 6 pints in a night if I have to push it but there is no enjoyment.
You simply get messy, feel more sick the next day and usually do something or say something embarrassing.

One time I told my friend's girlfriend I thought her and her sister were very nice after 6 pints and I couldn't look at her again for half a year. She eventually stopped acting so weird around me but she has never fully let it go

>>211780515
>CoE

>>211780294 (OP)
Reed spent the last half of life, got married and was buried in Ireland because the pint culture was actually on his level, literally a private server for professional alcoholics.

>I didn't say I knew Paddy Losty, I said he touched me on the shoulder once

>>211780515
>One time I told my friend's girlfriend I thought her and her sister were very nice
they got awkward because you said they were nice?
anglos are so fucking autistic lmao

>>211780294 (OP)
>>211780443
I was drinking from morning till night with my buddies one time and had 10 liters of beer (20 bottles). A lethal amount obviously, but doable across a whole day. My tolerance was way higher back in my drinking days. Just constantly pissing.

>>211780657
30 pints is 15 liters

>>211780515
fucking anglo pencil pusher

>>211780294 (OP)

>>211780515
I feel a mild buzz of 6 pints
takes me 10-12 to feel in the zone
t. irishman

Glorifying self-destructive behavior is so funny haha like dude why do you take so little of this literal poison, I take much more

>>211780657
That’s why you need to switch to malt liquor. More ABV, dryer, less volume than regular beer but still provides a bit of hydration unlike liquor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p71c6Yu1Fg0&pp=ygUVcmFtb25lcyBzdGVlbCByZXNlcnZl

Lady comes into my hotel job last night wasted a day we're fully booked. She proceeds to leave her shit in the entryway and go to a nearby bar before she gets kicked out and comes back whining to me and then she's asking me where another bar or liquor store is mind you it's 230 am. Bitch finally got an Uber at 320. We did have one last room but I really didn't think it was a good call to have her especially when she whined to me about a nearby cheaper hotels rate.

>>211780836
shut the fuck up

>>211780294 (OP)
Fun fact: Paddy is 28 yeas old in this pic

>>211780860
You should have fucked her you dummy. Karen Gillan did the same thing outside my hotel room door and I fucked the shit out of her for two hours and then we ate Dominos and fell asleep and when I woke up she was already gone.

>>211781023
My hag wife is 5% hotter and 15% younger