>They can't find the body of D.B. Cooper
>Big Foot skeptics expect to find the body of a big foot just randomly

hurf, durf

Any good documentaries on Big Foot?

>in b4 "b-but Sasquatch can't into REAL!"

Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.

>>211783943 (OP)
Gigantopithecus be like

>>211784353
>Ay I'm cryptoing over here

>>211783943 (OP)
if you are looking for big dick, well you found him

>>211783943 (OP)
there's only one db cooper and it's not even known if he died, many people believe he lived
bigfoot is supposed to be a species, not one individual creature

>>211783943 (OP)
>Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.

>>211784383
the rest of the world is just jealous that the aliens are more interested in us

>>211783943 (OP)
Reminder that the Patterson-Gimlin film STILL hasn't been recreated using special effects technology availalbe at the time

>>211784534
More likely that americans are prone to talk about those things while the rest of the world just shrugs

>>211783943 (OP)
I think the most disrespectful parts of it all is that ever since we have 4k cameras in all of our pockets these fucking bigfeet have started using cloaking technology and burying their dead so we can find them. What is their problem?

>>211784730
they shaved and became NBA players

what if they are inter dimensional beings and that’s why we haven’t found bodies

>>211783943 (OP)
I like the classics:
The Mysterious Monsters (general monster doco)
Sasquatch, The Legend Of Bigfoot
The Legend Of Boggy Creek
Manbeast! Myth Or Monster?

Out of the newer ones, Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science is ok though some of it's outdated now.

they bury their dead
it's a simple explanation
I don't believe in bigfoot but I'm always surprised how no one ever suggests this, they're supposed smarter than common apes, right?

what about the dogman of michigan. i almost saw him once

>>211786388
Storytime?

>>211784383
This just proves American Military have aircraft beyond the commoners comprehension and they’re probably keeping it a secret for fear and control and/or for a potential fake alien invasion, which we know they’ve seriously considered doing for decades now

>>211784381
>there's only one db cooper

>>211783943 (OP)
After extensive research, I have determined the best Bigfoot movies are:
>The Legend of Boggy Creek
>Sasquatch, the Legend of Bigfoot
>Abominable
>Exists
>Willow Creek
>Dawn of the Beast
Everything else is varying levels of shlock at best.

>>211786529
this only proves that anglos are a gullible race and believe every blinking light in the night sky is an alien aircraft

>>211783943 (OP)
Cheeky indian legends about bears who stand on two feet. If bigfoot were real they'd have found a bigfoot skeleton or bigfoot tracks that don't look like cheesy theme park shit.

>>211786388
>i almost saw him once
Absolutely gripping.

>>211783943 (OP)
I see what you're saying OP-BIgfoot IS D.B Cooper!!

>>211787631
How can that be when they've fought one another?

>>211783943 (OP)
>explain the more than 400 sightings
people make shit up. that was easy

>>211787715
If Bigfoot isn't real, then explain this picture

>>211789077
That's just Steve Wozniak

>>211783943 (OP)
I saw the abomanable snowman once. I dont have any proof. Mark me down as a confirmed sighting please.

>>211789559
Damn, sounds legit.