Why hasn't there been a Crash movie yet?

>>211787171 (OP)
crash has no personality

Sonic is the closest thing.

>>211787211
Mario’s whole personality is “I save-a da Princess and eat-a da mushroom”. Sonic’s whole personality is “I’m edgier than Mario but still safe enough for a five year old”. They can find something for Crash. Rayman is the unadaptable one.

>>211787171 (OP)
Wasn't there a crash movie where James Spader fucks a wound in elastigirl's leg? Shit was weird, yo!

>>211787359
Crash whole personality its just making retarded faces

It could make a good cartoon series where they constantly foil Cortex's weekly badguy

>>211787359
How the fuck is sonic edgier than mario?

>>211787485
He folds his arms and scowls at the camera. That’s some ‘tude.

>>211787211
He doesn't need it

>>211787555
That's pretty radical.
Do kids even say radical anymore?

I guess they could do something like "wacky races" from Hanna-Barbera.
Should Crash voice lines? Or should the tiki voice Crash's inner thoughts in a comedic way?

>>211787764
Not really, kids moved on to
MATHMATICAL or ALGEBRIAC!

>>211787171 (OP)
Autism without legend.
Crash is only popular with guys in their 30s, Sanic is more popular with that group and has for one reason or another simply endeared himself to global culture.
Shit you go by an ice cream truck they still got the sonic ice creams. Part of it is that he's more an adhd platformer as opposed to an open world adventure. Part of it is he stayed Sega's brand mascot while Sony mostly focused on Naughty Dog tier cinema-games even abandoning Lara Croft after the movies bombed (maybe because they're also a major studio and Naughty Dog itself reflects that being in Santa Monica and always focused on Kino games)
Sony knows a Crash movie will bomb, even kids who played Crash Bandicoot are 25 years removed from that.
Sega just rents Sanic out and Sanic has just always stayed around because he's so ADHD and Autism.

>>211787359
Which iteration of Rayman is adaptable for modern audiences, in your opinion?

>>211787485
Mario is saving the Princess because of his pure hero's heart and Sonic is saving small animals from Dr. Eggman as a byproduct of his love of breaking people's expensive things.

>>211787764
Radical means something different since we learned what it actually means. Although I do remember 9/11 era shirts of Osama Bin Laden doing a kickflip titled Radical Islam and that was funny at the time.

>>211787171 (OP)
Wheres my Hugobros at ?

>>211787869
I did not think of that, the speed tickling the ADHD bone. The reason why I like Sonic the Hedgehog is that I learned how to draw him as a kid. Same reason I like Garfield, Stimpy, and the Maxx too. However, there was an OneyPlays where SpazKid mentioned the way to befuddle any Sonic fan is to ask them "Why do you like Sonic?" and I agree with that. Most of the people who like him seem to like him because "He's Sonic."

>>211787211
He has.
Based on the limited evidence of the first three Crash games. He is
>lazy (shown sleeping often in the middle of the day)
>playful (shown playing with a jojo)
>dense (often confused)
It isn't much, but it is something

I love this installment developed by brits at Oxford