A 12 ton, 17 foot tall Tyrannosaurus Rex replaces the protagonist of the last movie you watched. - /tv/ (#211787582) [Archived: 1209 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:53:24 PM No.211787582
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What changes?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:54:12 PM No.211787604
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>>211787582 (OP)
i guess he would hold the keys to the yard
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:55:01 PM No.211787625
o..k...
o..k...
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>>211787582 (OP)
everyone gets eaten duh
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:02:18 PM No.211787828
>>211787582 (OP)
Not much... The last movie I watched was
>65
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:08:11 PM No.211787975
>>211787582 (OP)
Toy Story? Rex gets a role model.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:09:42 PM No.211788009
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:15:16 PM No.211788161
>>211787582 (OP)
Why do its eyes keep getting progressively smaller? They'll just be a single pixel soon
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:16:57 PM No.211788208
>>211787582 (OP)
Do 90 minute YouTube cartoons count as movies? Because I might have a horse fucking dinosaur on my hands whose psychic daughter farts portals.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:17:37 PM No.211788228
>>211787582 (OP)
I refuse to believe this is what T Rex looked like irl. Nature makes no mistakes and in the course of evolution those stupid little arms serve no purpose.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:18:25 PM No.211788253
>>211788228
Explain vestigial organs then.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:24:17 PM No.211788413
>>211788228
Some cetaceans still have bones in their bodies from where their hind legs once were. When an organ structure becomes unnecessary, it gets progressively smaller, generation after generation.

nb4 just like your dick.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:41:14 PM No.211788925
>>211787582 (OP)

Fuck you.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:42:22 PM No.211788951
>>211787582 (OP)
how would a tyrannosaurus rex get stuck in a washing machine?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:47:10 PM No.211789101
>>211787582 (OP)
Damn, Mr. Darcy goes to THAT?
Anonymouse
6/21/2025, 5:50:44 PM No.211789191
>>211788951
big washing machine, tail up in the, it would be pretty cute.
I'd fuck it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:54:34 PM No.211789328
it walks into a mall and eats a woman who calls it a dirty bum.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:51:05 PM No.211791032
>>211787582 (OP)
The TRex lives a comfortable life on Hawaii after eating Lilo, Nani and all the islanders. Ohana means family and family means no leftovers.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:51:28 PM No.211791044
>>211787582 (OP)
I Hope T-Rex are immune to the zombie virus...
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:54:18 PM No.211791137
>>211787582 (OP)
War of the Worlds 1953
Rex vs Martians
Kino
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:59:48 PM No.211791299
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>>211787582 (OP)
War Games

I guess he's less shy around the girl, so instead of trying to impress her with computer stuff, they spend their time having sex.
The flaws in the computer are never exposed, so eventually the world is leveled by nuclear war.
Humanity destroyed. Time for some other organism to be in charge. Perhaps bees.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:22:52 PM No.211792039
>>211787582 (OP)
>shortest large carnivore
>heaviest large carnivore
he just like me fr fr
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:27:47 PM No.211792209
>>211787582 (OP)
>Look, everybody, look!
>Crossing guard has his hand on T-Rex's ass over here!
lol
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:29:18 PM No.211792252
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>>211787582 (OP)
That's not scientifically accurate.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:29:54 PM No.211792270
>>211787582 (OP)
Apocalypse Now would play out a lot differently for sure.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:30:45 PM No.211792303
>>211792270
An easy target.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:43:58 PM No.211792741
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>>211787582 (OP)
Curb Your Enthusiasm turns into the San Diego rex attack from Lost World but with this music playing the whole time:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0DMss8Te5xE
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:48:14 PM No.211792914
>AHH BEHD THE SEXUAL TYRANISORPURS NATERAL HABITET
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:55:28 PM No.211793198
>>211788228
They only seem tiny and weak because they're mounted to a fucking t. rex
On any other animal those arms would be ridiculously huge and extremely powerful
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:58:55 PM No.211793318
>>211787582 (OP)
buster scruggs is shot down by a rival pistoleer makes a mighty boom. his ghost ascends to heaven with bird wings and his little arms playing a harp
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:59:50 PM No.211793345
>>211787582 (OP)
Last movie I watched was Jason Takes Manhattan. I guess it just eats all the victims?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:03:03 PM No.211793468
Who is the protagonist of Waterloo? Is it Wellington?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:25:04 PM No.211794263
>>211787582 (OP)
>final destination 6
Does the movie end with the asteroid or something? Do I watch it speak trexese to its family as they try to figure out whats going on?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:28:46 PM No.211794394
>>211787582 (OP)
Halloweentown just got more interesting.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:31:56 PM No.211794508
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>Sam dies
>Gollum dies
>Orcs from mordor murder the dinosaur
>Sauron gets the ring
wew
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:32:14 PM No.211794517
>>211787582 (OP)
He's getting a tracksuit and a Jimmy Saville haircut