>>211791068Thank you! Wow. Look at this crowd. Incredible crowd. The biggest crowd. People are saying it’s the most alive crowd—very alive—unlike some people we’re going to talk about today.
Now folks, I have to tell you something. I got in trouble the other day. They said, “Sir, you can’t say zombies anymore.” Can you believe that? Zombies! They say it's not politically correct. They want me to say “the metabolically challenged,” or—get this—“post-life Americans.” Post-life!
They told me, “Mr. Trump, it’s very offensive to the undead community.” Undead community? Since when do zombies have communities? They don't build anything. They don’t pay taxes. They just shuffle around, arms out, looking for brains—which is exactly what the Democrats do, by the way!
And the CDC, have you seen what they’re doing? They want inclusion. They say we need diverse representation of zombies in film and TV. I said, folks, we already have it—it’s called CNN!
Now, I love zombies, okay? I really do. Some of them voted for me—twice! Maybe three times in Philadelphia! But we can’t let the radical left rewrite language just because it hurts the feelings of people with no pulse. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.
They want to replace “zombie apocalypse” with “unexpected neurological diversity event.” Total disaster.
So I say it loud and proud: ZOMBIES. Say it with me: ZOMBIES!
And if Sleepy Joe bites somebody, I’m telling you—we’re going to need border walls around the cemeteries too, folks. Total lockdown. We’re going to make Transylvania pay for it!
Thank you! God bless you! And God bless the United States of America—alive and BRAINS-FREE!
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