>>211788183 (OP)
why did he let himself get buttfucked by a black crackhead?

Before all the raping. Wasn't his big problem that he'd hired some chef who wasn't popular but who he couldn't get rid of? Whatever happened with that?

>>211788247
this
what a lunatic

Reminder that this actually fucking happened.

>>211788278
he got buttfucked by the chef

>>211788247
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Imagine slamming and groaning in pure ecstasy as you finish in Babish's bussy

In all the interviews I’ve seen him in he at least seems humble and has never acted like he’s anything more than a home cook. I used to enjoy his early stuff a lot but like almost every other food YouTuber all he does is post videos where the thumbnail is his big dumb face about to try 20 different frozen dishes.

>>211788296
>a few months after returning home
>"OH MY SCIENCE NOOOOOO!"
>the wife, followed by her tall muscular "college friend" Chadwick Braderton emerge from the bedroom all sweaty
>"UGH, what is it NOW, BABISH?" the wife asks with a scowl; she has ceased to call him Andrew, reasoning that's a name for a real man
>"MY FATHER JUST DIED! Nooooo!"
>the wife scowls again
>"Oh my, science protect him! I-I just have to go to Rochester over the weekend for the funeral"
>"Yeah, whate-- wait. This weekend is supposed to be your Super Mario Bros food special, we're predicted to rake in huge numbers, BABISH, and I have a spa trip to Italy planned"
>"b-but my father..." he cries
>"Oh, want me to call Dr. Greenblatt again, BABISH? I hear Carl and Buck have been feeling lonely
>Babish begins shaking and his lips quiver, he has now soiled his adult diaper
>"Allow me to try another approach, babe" says Chadwick
>"Hi, Andy. Don't you think you're being selfish, huh? I mean, she's a woman in Trump's America!"
>"Oh my science, yes! IT'S JUST LIKE THE HANDMAIDEN'S TALE!!!"
>"...Yea... and you're a privileged straight white male, and so was your dad. You're going to selfishly turn your back on an oppressed woman for the sake of a privileged cishet male? Are you?"
>"OH MY SCIEEEEENCE NOOOOOOO! I am so sorry my Queen! I will stay this weekend and work hard!!"
>"Yea whatever" the wife says lighting up a cigar. "Remember to sign the giving me control of 90% of your present and future assets and the apartment, okay?"
>"Yes my Queen!" shrieks Babish earnestly, bending at the knees slightly as way of a bow before beginning to set up the filming of the new video
>the wife and Chadwick return to the bedroom, moans are heard
>"Oh my science" gasps Babish "That sounds like such an intense game of UNO!"

>>211788296
I somehow doubt it was quite like that.

>>211788319
Does this dude not know you can resolve problems without resorting to rough anal sex.

>>211788412
It's okay Babish, next time try private therapy and it may set you free of your trauma.

He still doesn't know how to cook.

>>211788296
>Stray jacket
World's mostest ESLiest postar award

>>211788587
Examples?

>>211788674
1. Food
2. Drinks

>>211788674
He constantly makes simple mistakes and still looks clumsy in the kitchen somehow, and I'm not talking about some insane techniques.

>>211788408
>after the papers are signed Babish is reduced to sleeping in the closet of the apartment with a piss bottle, chamberpot, and nintendo where he can soi face and scream "OH MY SCIENCE"
>allowed to come out to make videos in a continous 24 hour shift
>when the ex-wife wants to have an amazing party for her friends and wants him gone, she calls Greenblatt to say Andy has been feeling down recently and he's right back to the asylum for a few days of violent rape before being "rescued" and returned to his closet

>>211788704
I remember him doing some cocktails basics video and fucked it up a lot, like showing everyone the ebin classic martini that was basically shaken Smirnoff vodka with olive brine or some shit like that.

>>211788830
Almost every word you said to me in haraam, brother. In my country, we only smoke heroin.