What's your verdict?

>>211789188 (OP)
i haven't seen it but it's shit, my opinion is correct btw

>>211789188 (OP)
It was dogshit kek

>>211789188 (OP)
achievable natty?

I saw that guy fighting with a goose in the park outside my university!

>>211789188 (OP)
unironically 10/10, I am working on my 10,000 word reddit post explaining its use of the visual language of cinema now.

Do zombies go to beauty salons?

>>211789256
24 sets of 1 hour fasts x 7 every day of the week

i dunno i dont really want to associate with the plebians or be in their radius. Theatre is probably full too. Disgusting. People taking out their phones. What the fuck. I'm getting mad just thinking about it, no, I think I'll stay home.

>>211789188 (OP)
Enjoyed it. Can't wait for Jimmy's Power Rangers in the next one.

The way some of the scenes were shot, especially in the beginning, made me feel like I was watching a cheap Fearnet horror film. What the fuck was that weird as cut with the bloated infected/zombie child in the beginning? Wtf?

>>211789188 (OP)
Kino

>>211789188 (OP)
First half was a cool medieval horror film and effective UK tourism advertisement.
Second half is focused on two awful characters and the ending is out of this world awful.

>>211789238
Same

>>211789188 (OP)
Boot...boot..boots

>>211789529
Why is it getting high critic grades? All the reviews seem extremely positive.

>>211789599
Pleps like scary movies, this movie produces several tense moments.

were the kids who were implied to have gotten killed by the infected at the beginning supposed to be the tracksuit guys who appear at the end?

>>211789313

Any movie shot on a phone deserves to be watched on a phone. I'll wait until someone posts it online.

>>211789508
>rage infected were less damaging to britain long term than normal brown people

What kind of politics did Boyle inject into this one?

>>211789751
Obviously not you fucking mong, they got killed at the start.

>>211789188 (OP)
Jimmykino

>>211790025
lmao i really thought about seeing this in theatres, glad i saved the money

>>211790025
Now then now then now then

>>211790025
I suppose in garland mind this is the equivalent of punk bands with swastika shirts

You guys are all normies that go see the latest zombie slop. I’m tired of all you fake incels shitting up the site. Go fucking back.

What's with this dogshit year? I have zero movies to look forward to.

>>211790237
why are you so mad and proud at the same time of being a virgin?

>>211790025
This is filtering so many.
Garland has it in him to create a kino scene in a meh movie that doesn’t fit the mood. This is it. Same for the dancing scene in ex machina

I enjoyed the movie. But I would not pay full price. I used my AMC Stubs A-List pass. You can choose up to 4 movies week of your choosing for only $27.99.

Reminder the Savile gang celebrate by chanting “hows that!”

Not exactly a Savile phrase but it’s close enough. (How’s about that then)

>>211789188 (OP)
it was cool.

the evolution of the infected and how they were evolving was very interesting. They don't go too deep into it but there's a feeling of a genesis of a new race of humans.

the only real problem for me was when the kid escaped with his mom. I thought it was a dream sequence because it happens so fast and didn't seem believable.

the killcam shots and injected medieval war footage was fine.

The ending was another weird thing. Again I thought it was a dream sequence because it's out of nowhere and the gang of british hoodlums was hilarious.

The amount of humor in this was unexpected.

>>211790025
Which 100 Gecs music video is this?

>>211790447
I think most who are aware of the movie seem to think Boyle has never done dark comedy, yet many of his movies are that

>>211790394
I personally found this to be a kino scene in a movie almost entirely filled with kino scenes.

the rainbow bridge chase and Isla's monologue/dream sequence at the angel of the north were also standouts.

>>211789188 (OP)
Haven't seen it but I don't understand how Britain is still full of infected? Wasn't it established in the other 2 that they eventually starve to death? How has an island full of infected lasted that long without food?

It's kino

>>211790649
they are reproducing

>>211790649
they learned to eat and fuck

>>211790649
Nothing is said on that. Accept they decided to eat what they could, or ignore the movie

>>211789188 (OP)
It gave a very, reject Christianity and embrace paganism vibe.

Its pretty redpilled in a way.

>>211790446
"How's that" is a cricket thing

>>211790649
They're shown eating animals too.

>>211790025
the fuck am I watching

>>211790749
Very much so. Everyone can be an 'Alpha' if they reject Abrahamism.

>>211790749
cringe, you should consider killing yourself so the embarrassment stops.

>>211790762
Yeah. They also do the karate kid pose while chanting it. Looking for to the jimmy back story

>>211790775
go pray to a tree faggot

>>211790767
they learned to farm berries and worms too

>>211789188 (OP)
Even before the ending it was retarded. People infected with mindless rage, which makes them permanently see red and run around screaming, suddenly have intelligent leaders giving orders to attack? Instead of dying of starvation, they get morbidly obese on a diet of worms? The women get pregnant and forget they're infected with rage long enough to give birth, while a woman holds their hand? Then the baby is born normal, despite feeding off their mothers infected body? "The miracle of the placenta." Then explain how babies can be born with a heroin addiction if their mother's a druggo?

>>211790025
This feels like slop you'd see from a 2 million dollar budget Japanese film, not a major studio from the West.

>>211790715
Eat what though? Have they started farming? Do they just eat each other?

https://streamable.com/qnd0lv
What did critically acclaimed director Danny Boyle mean by this?

>>211790814
>"The miracle of the placenta."
that's real apparently. the placenta actually doesn't stop viruses.

>>211790845
*DOES stop them. fuck.

>>211790814
imagine being such a dumb nigger cocksucker who needs everything explained and can't handle the unknown. are you a star wars nigger or something?

>>211789256
It's one of the many Angloid builds apart from Norf FC

>>211789188 (OP)
It was really good.

yes the ending is silly but does it ruin the entire film? No, the ending really means fuck all in terms to the overall story.

>>211790845
It doesn't stop the HIV virus

>>211789188 (OP)
It's enjoyable but within the context of a new trilogy. The Jimmies were so wtf and obviously the tonal whiplash was deliberate that I really am curious to see how the hell they explain this shit in the sequel.

>>211790025
Jimmy Saville wasn't fully exposed for being a nonce until 2012

>>211790993
Saville is a kind of 'national hero' the surviving Brits can rally around in a dark way, since he wasn't exposed until long after the outbreak happened. It's the equivalent of a zombie movie showing the World Trade Center, since it's supposed to show history didn't unfold the same way because of what happened. Same with the Sycamore Gap Tree which was destroyed recently.

>>211790900
The issue is it goes against what was established in the first 2 films. In a film you don't have to explain everything but if you establish certain rules for your films world and then you change those rules in the sequel then you need to explain why those rules are different now

>>211789508
What? Do people not realize how many non-whites there were back then? I mean, it's obviously much worse now, but even in 2001, 30% of London was non-white.
That said, I was surprised to see how white the movie is. It was just bizarre to see in this day and age.

This movie made it click with me that Britain and Ireland alone being isolated is probably the best set up for some zombie franchise vs. the entire world infected but the story is exclusively from the POV of Americans. Smaller island, more atmosphere with the old villages/towns, the way UK cities are vs. American ones, protagonsits more in danger because Bongs are a disarmed people compared to Americans, a sense of politics, etc. because the outside world does exist and you do get shit like stray NATO soldiers winding up there, etc. Very versatile setup. I'd love to play an RPG set in this franchise, call that shit 28 Months Later or some shit (28 Months being a more realistic timeframe for NATO repopulating the island vs half a year lol)

>>211790845
only some
others go through and its especially bad if the mother doesnt have antibodies against it already, same reason you shouldnt handle cat shit as pregnant woman (toxoplasmosis)

>>211790985
CIA bioweapon

>>211791065
I was born near the end of 1996, so Saville's importance and how he was perceived in 2002 is lost on me I will admit.

>>211791070
a lot can happen in 28 years. remind me how many versions of the coronavirus there were in the first two years.

>>211791163
Lol the vidya angle is appealing, like everything with Kelson and the bone temples feels like a random side quest you'd stumble upon in an RDR2-type game

>>211791163
yeah it felt more like a fantasy movie, being a quest to prove manliness from the POV of a child who doesn't even remember the before times.

>>211791223
>coronavirus
anon...

>>211789188 (OP)
It rustled my jimmies

28 days later is one of the best zombie films ever made
28 weeks later is a weaker, but solid, sequel
28 years later is fucking SHIT

>>211790985
it does

Pretty based of him to make an allegorical series about the downfall of Britain.

>>211790793
Are you losing faith?

>>211791223
you think that was real?

>>211790840
reminder that all the big "ninja" jumps are from a wall high above Spike, they didn't do that from ground level.

>>211791163
>the way UK cities are vs. American ones
Meaning?

>>211791271
what happened to 28 months later?

>>211790835
Worms and deer

>>211791287
listen here you kike, we're going to let iran nuke you.

>>211790025
This isn't in the movie, right? It's just something completely unrelated to anything. You are merely trying to troll.

>>211791331
why do the jews want us to become pagan again? wouldn't that make us stronger and let us oppose them? the israel worship is weird i must admit

why didn't the infected simply enact democracy, bring in outsiders and build a better future for all?

>>211791309
They are disordered chaos at least relative to American ones like NYC, which I loved when I visited btw. Good shit for vidya in theory.

>>211791331
what drives a good christian man like yourself to ungodly sites like this?
let alone in a thread about a zombie movie? are you praying afterwards?

I only liked the intro

>>211791390
What was the infected's tax policy?

>>211791200
he was as relevant then as dick and dom are now

>>211791271
>28 years later is fucking SHIT
In isolation it can go fuck itself but I will be optimistic when considering it as the first of three. It's at least fucking refreshing that the young teenage protagonist that hardens over time is actually a boy for once.

>>211791420
rape.

>>211791395
it would definitely help reduce draw distances.

>>211791387
>>211791402
fuck off to /pol/ you kike Jew fags

>>211791387
Because God curses those who curse Israel and jews want us to be cursed.

>>211791200
he was already over by 2002, he just hadn't been exposed yet. his career didn't really extend beyond the mid 90s.

>>211790025
Charlies Angels tier

>>211791447
tax and rape.

>>211791447
i wonder if they would let a human woman live if she serviced them

>>211791428
I can only remember perceiving them as a discount Ant and Dec growing up

I'm not going to watch this because the idea of long term post-apocalyptic shit bores me but do the infected speak in this movie

>>211791602
>I'm not going to watch this because the idea of long term post-apocalyptic shit bores me but do the infected speak in this movie
No they do not.

>>211791390
To be fair, running around naked and breaking stuff is just the natural state of the Anglo. Beer and Gregg's civilise them somewhat, but still.
For me, the events in these movies are basically a "What if neither the Romans nor the Normans ever visited the isle?" story

every zombie franchise just ends up with the zombies evolving to become more intelligent. even the walking dead did it eventually. just why?

>>211791602
no, the infected are meant to represent an idealised return to a pre-language, pre-agricultural past

>>211789188 (OP)
I didn't realize it was out until I saw this thread. I didn't expect it to come out for like another year. Interesting.

>>211791633
Because zombies are fucking boring

>>211791602
they speak VOLUMES for the disenfranchised minorities, do better, go watch the movie and maybe learn to be a fucking decent human being

>>211791623
>>211791636
so what are they more intelligent than before?

>>211791636
it's what intellectuals like ted kaczynski actually wanted for us

>>211791633
I am legend.

The only good scenes are with the father.

>>211791667
On screen they behave more or less the exact same way they did in Days and Weeks

>>211791576
she would turn. but assuming she was immune or something I don't see why not.

>>211790025
No way this is real.

What was the dad's job even to leave the island? Clear out the infected? Forage? Explore? I know he was taking the kid out to get experience, but they didn't seem to have any reason for what exactly he did.

>>211790915
it looks like Glasgow build

>>211791698
I'd like to see him have a good arc going forward. He's not a bad man, only flawed and fucking another woman is shitty but you can get it given the writing on the wall for his wife.

I knew anything after 28 Weeks Later would be garbo. 28 Days Later was interesting because Britain was quarantined by NATO rather than the whole world being infected and the symbols of authority still left had gone mad and desperate. Weeks later was just a fun zombie film. This is boring and I'm glad virus zombie films are dead.

Reminds me a little of Threads where they forgot how to speak after a couple of generations.

>>211791223
I suppose you also believe the FLU just up and packed its bags and took a year off too. Just went away.

>>211791812
Threads was dumb. When you actually use your brain a bit it's very dumb.

>>211791667
Sort of. They behave like pack animals and we see an 'Alpha' variant that lesser infected seem to follow and take 'orders' from.

>>211791698
Filtered. Kelson was absolute kino.

>>211791743
One of the roles of the community on the wall is hunter, so he's probably that.

>>211791833
Nukes aren't real.

>>211791783
Weeks may be inferior to Days but I swear Robert Carlyle was above and beyond every other actor in the whole franchise when it came to looking like a creature possessed by rage and blood lust.

>>211791854
Nukes that create a massive quantity of fallout didn't exist any more by the time Threads was released.

>>211791848
>Filtered. Kelson was absolute kino.
I was actually thinking "oh for fuck's sake" when it looked like he was a goner because I want him in the sequels. Probably some shit like the dad tracks him down to ask wtf happened and he gets involved with thwarting the Jimmy larpers

>>211791866
All I remember from weeks was Robert, the overhaul of trying to make abandoned London seem properly abandoned and the music.

>>211791812
they didn't forgot to speak, the girl was just retarded because of prenatal radiation exposure

>>211791743
They needed that Frisbee for a tournament. Fuck spoons.

>>211791940
>the survivors rehoused on Isle of Dogs
Grim if outside the Canary Wharf apartments.

>oh fuck christopher ecclestons character is dead isn't he
>get ralph he sort of looks like eccleston a little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qxr6VVqtM
28 dayums later and the other ones has the worst hidden messaging ever. Honestly cant even think about the movie anymore without feeling sick to my stomache

i don't know because I haven't pirated it yet and am waiting for a non camrip to watch it.

>>211791331
This is a pretty good movie. What you're feeling right now is called cognitive dissonance. This movie communicated to you and I in the same way. Lashing out won't change that.

I think you'll see this movie again.

>Edvin takes out his phone to show off his utterly bogged gf who is probably on birth control and already forgot him
>meanwhile in England, infected women are getting railed by alpha cock and popping out babies
what did Garland mean by this?

>>211792017
I tried watching this video a few weeks ago and I concede I did not watch all of it but what I did see came across as schizophrenic bullshit to me.

>>211789188 (OP)
this is just what yogurt monkeys look like irl

>>211792041
Kek I was surprised by how much of a prick the Swede was, came across as a total stereotype of a belligerent American jarhead with an accent swap.

>>211792037
>I think you'll see this movie again.
I haven't even seen the movie once. I'm not paying for that shit. When I can download it at normal quality I will see it. Either way, go kill yourself KIKE JEW.

Wait wait wait wait.
So in 28 Weeks Later, all the infected are dead from starvation. All of them. The new wave of infected are all the British and Americans who arrived in London after the infected starve, so what they just evolved within the time it takes for them to not starve?

>>211790467
kek, sup sister

>>211792145
Jimmy Savile wandered the lands teaching them the secrets of eating, drinking water and having sex. I am not joking.

Somehow the rage virus has returned.

>>211791163
Depending how you write the nature of the blockade and outside world politics a scenario I thought was is some English billionaire that was abroad during the outbreak and now living in Paris or NYC or whatever has reason to believe something like one his grandchildren is alive there surviving so privately hires mercs to infiltrate the UK to save them.

>muh dying mum scenes that last 30+ minutes
Get over it nigga

>>211792101
>hell yeah, i'm a viking bro
he was basically what would happen if you took a zoomer from our timeline and put him in that world, so it makes sense

>>211792017
shill your shitty channel somewhere else

>>211792218
Paris was nuked.

>>211792255
damn, where are the muslims going to live now?

>the infecteños are riled up
>word came in, the whole wood pile is getting down
>bow and arrow up

>>211792255
Lol right I forgot, but yes, that's a premise to work with imo

>>211791743
Everybody just tromps around casually through the brush, then plops down on the ground and has a picnic or starts a fire wherever. No sense of urgency, no fieldcraft, no plan. Hey, lets leave a couple of canoes out for emergencies maybe? Some type of safe-house or cache? Go in groups bigger than two or three? Nah, fuck that

This film really shouldn't have been made.

>>211791124
Its so unseen these days that it becomes glaring. But I mean black people didn't start suddenly appearing in movies in 2016 or something the token black has been a thing for decades.

>>211792379
Joker 2

>>211791372
Boy do i have news for you

>>211790025
This is the kind of shit NOBODY would believe if you told them a month ago.
If you grabbed any normie, any redditor or any lurker from here and told them 28 Years Later ends with a bunch of teenagers dressed as Jimmy Saville using parkour moves to kill the infected in a long action sequence with Taken-tier edition, they would just tell you to put some effort into your bait, to fuck off or simply ignore you for spouting such lunatic ramblings.
It's unbelievable. It may be the biggest case of "we really don't give a single fuck about this movie" in history.

>>211792366
first zombie story? TLOU is exactly the same.

>>211792366
My thought was they should have had machetes or some blunt interest when the infected get too close and you're out of arrows. Yh it's not ideal smacking and hacking them up close but neither is them closing the distance with no close range weaponry

>>211792445
bows were actually used until literally the last moment in medieval combat. why? bows are really fucking good.

>>211792423
filtered

>>211792480
I'm not doubt that, but that's also when you had an army of men facing another army of men rather than a scattered group of guys being charged by monsters heedless of their own personal safety. I would have appreciated them having machetes/blunt instruments visible on their belts

>>211792423
Redditor here. The Jimmy stuff got leaked months ago, and everyone was bending over backward trying to convince themselves it was somehow tied to Jim from the first movie, since there’s no way they'd use such a notorious real-life figure, right? Well, look how that turned out.

>>211792423
>le heckin Savillerinos???

>>211790025
new Power Rangers lookin crazy

>zombies reach Tower Hamlets
>take one bite of a bomalian
>they all run away

>>211792445
Right? No sidearms? Some type of mask/goggles to keep fluids off you?

>>211792480
Sure, when you got 20 guys next to you, not when you're clearing a building

>>211792490
>filtered
I'm not even against it. It's just astonishing that it is real.

>>211792530
>it was leaked and people refused to believe it
That's my point kek

>everyone is white except the "alpha" indian zombie impregnating all the female zombies with it's BZC

>>211791664
kek

Why Jimmy Savile? In 2001, he was just an aged television host that hadn't been on television for a decade.

>>211792524
I think in the movie's case it was because for half of it we're talking about a 12yo boy and dying woman so neither of them would be a plausible direct physical match for an adult zombie. you're right that maybe James should have travelled with SOME kind of sidearm but then he mostly just runs away too.
its the kind of thing Garland might have considered but then removed because it wasn't going to be used in any of the scenes he actually wanted to write and its a story not a documentary.

>>211792615
oi, don't talk about Samson like that m8

>>211792615
Someone needs to work out why Danny Boyle loves Indians so much. It's seriously unhinged. Bumlog Millionaire was already bad enough.

>>211792615
white british female zombies

>>211792577
yeah I actually agree that it was silly when Aaron went from room to room in the cottage acting like a SWAT member whose submarine gun is a bow.

>>211790025
>saved by the aryan power rangers
kino

>>211792656
Don't mistake me, this is some huge YMS-tier autistic tantrum, it didn't break anything for me at all but it's one of those things that would have been nice as a detail, along with some mask thing hanging over the side of a backpack. Basically without directly telling the audience that they have a huge preference for bow and arrows but as a last resort if they run out and they are closing the distance, they will throw on a mask and begin slashing and hacking

>>211790025

Intensely Troon-coded.

Between this and Men I'm surprised Garland hasn't become an HRT guy yet.

>>211792798
but the infected are the good guys?

are you not supposed to envy the free life of the zombies?

>>211792682
Indian culture was trendy and cool in the 60's-70's if I remember correctly - and Danny is an old guy.

>>211790025
Am I supposed to think this isnt cool

>>211792878
that was before they got the internet

I’m not reading this bread yet. I’m watching it naoooooooooow bros I hope it’s good

>>211790971
Thats pretty much it. If it was left out the movie, it'd still be the same film and the audience score would be 80%

I'm guessing it wouldn't have fit into the stopry of the bone temple so we're kinda forced to plop it there

>>211790025
holy kino saar
it is like bollywood!!

>>211789188 (OP)
>Waltuhhh

>>211791124
Ahh yes Lindisfarne and North Northumbria is famously very diverse even more so than London.
Why didn't foreigners just walk 5 days non stop across a zombie apocalypse to get there?

A lot of the movie feels like a fever dream, there are some poignant moments especially with the mum and Fiennes, the kid is drawing a lot from Kes. I liked it a lot. If you don't like fever dreams you'll get filtered.

>>211792615
>>211792709
The baby was pure white, retards

>>211790025
Looks like the pancakes kid from cabin fever

>>211792890
It was made for the gay community so I'm glad you like it.

>>211793322
pretty much this. normalfags try to interpret what's in front of them literally so they get filtered by interwoven war/historical footage and jimmy savile power rangers

>>211793314
>black welsh
>asian welsh
Painful to read, you can sort of look past it if British cause of the argument it's always been a political identity and has been attacked as such a thing since the 1800s.

>>211793322
I dont like flippy ninja shit in my zombie movie. Rest was good to great

>>211793437
I honesty don't think I'd have clocked onto him being non-white based on my cam rip if I didn't already see photos of the actor in real life (I think my mind would have jumped to his skin simply being filthy)

>>211791124
Do you remember the black military zombie that was kept in chains? I remember reading the director explicitly saying that 28 days later is about race.

>>211793533
You get a close up of the alpha's face in the train scene and if you couldn't clock that as middle eastern or indian you a blind nigga

>>211793496
>it's always been a political identity
>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/09/18/stonehenge-built-by-black-britons-childrens-history-book/

>>211793533
>I think my mind would have jumped to his skin simply being filthy
That's a fair assumption. Remember, in universe the outbreak began in the early 2000s. It was before the Mohammed and Pajeet invasion. Ingerlund was still almost entirely white.

>>211790749
Julian go choke on a persian spear

>>211793554
>Do you remember the black military zombie that was kept in chains?
Lol so what's even the message there then? He was literally a feral monster that endangered everyone, they weren't chaining up some harmless black guy cause they were evil racists that decided black = inferior genes = he'll get infected easily unlike us superior whites
>>211793630
Yes I hate this shit, but you did have people getting pissy over British as an identity back in the 1800s

>have faith
>upside down cross
yeah, i'm thinking based

>>211793648
Why are you trying to talk about something you know nothing about? England's cities were absolutely already filled with every kind of foreigner in 2002

It's violently retarded to suggest that the movie is even close to being TLJ tier.
The only "subversion" in it is that there's more drama in the flick than people expected (and why did they even expect an action horror, 28 Days Later wasn't that at all) and the Jimmy Seville ninjas in the ending which I guess was supposed to be an artsy tonal dissonance thing but it doesn't really work.

>>211793738
>Lol so what's even the message there then?
They keep the black zombie chained up and are testing him just like the monkeys at the beginning. They both get released to bring down whitey.

>>211793764
Savile was accused of taking part in Satanic rituals in the 80s. kino

>>211791812
They didn't forget tard. They developed their own dialect. Very easily occurring irl too in any community that is even slightly isolated for any period of time

>>211793882
both the monkeys and the soldier caused chaos and murdered everyone though

>>211791318
The creators thought 28 months(2 years) after the outbreak wouldn't allow enough room to tell a story since 28 Weeks(9 Months) basically covered that time time so they used 28 years since it's basically a blank slate story wise.

>>211793962
Yeah that's the propaganda. Chimp out to get rid of white people. it works btw.

>>211794129
28 months later Paris was nuked and they launched a war of eradication in mainland Europe. That's worth a movie.

>>211791743
He's a hunter. There are an absurd amount of deer just off the coast a ways. Taking his son out likely was just to prepare him for solo hunts eventually

>>211790025
Is everybody in the movie business retarded now?

>>211794135
the message is to keep them in chains

>>211794161
Paris would have been nuked/contained way sooner then 28 months likely not long after 28 weeks just to stop the spread.

am I the only one that thought Isla had a dormant rage virus infection or something? I thought that's what was implied with her violent outbursts at the beginning.

>>211789188 (OP)
It was great until the ending, still enjoyable overall

>>211789188 (OP)
They should have called it two more weeks later and it would have made a billion

>>211794499
Yeah I thought so at the beginning but it became obvious she just had brain cancer pretty quick

>>211794519
filtered by savile kino. now then, now then...

>>211794499
I thought that was what they were implying when we first see her knock over the pitcher of water and take out that fat infected in a fugue state.

>>211789238
Ive seen it and this anon is correct

>>211794625
The pitcher of water since people with rabies don't like water

>>211791124
Can't have black zombies, that's racist
Can't have black survivors either (if they get killed)
So that limit their options

>>211794161
The battle of Paris would have worked if they did 28 Fortnights since that's just a few months after 28 Weeks. Plus they could have a crossover with Fortnite and make all the money.

>>211794499
Pretty much, I think they baited everyone into thinking that

Disgusting Boyle used Kipling for this slop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNZ5qylG3qk&pp=ygUVcnVkeWFyZCBraXBsaW5nIGJvb3Rz

>>211794896
woke anti war nonsense

>>211790025
>>211790205
This is why I only watch old movies in cinemas now. This year they're showing all the Ghiblislop, which I will enjoy far more than Elio, Materialists, Life of Chuck, Phoenician Scheme, Lilo & Stitch etc.

>>211789508
The UK is over 80% white.

>>211792017
Watching video essays means you have a problem.

>>211794896
Slapping that in while the dad and son were just hiking in the woods while footage of medieval archers firing bows felt very out of place. Heck most of the editing was nonsensical.

>>211795044
The issue is that influencers like this guy typically choose to live in big cities, where the dynamics are different. If they lived in rural areas, they wouldn’t need to spend all their time online, would they?

>>211794896
Watched the trailer again and damn, 80% of the trailer is the first 20 minutes before the movie jumps off a cliff.

>>211795044
They always say this then every urban area looks heavily ethnic. And UK is a highly urbanized country. So....

>>211795201
>The issue is that influencers like this guy typically choose to live in big cities
This. British media seems to base everything off the urban demographics rather than regional so all their stuff have these weird percentage meeting ethnic types regardless of where it is. It could be some middle of nowhere town and it will be a mini London essentially.

>>211795222
smart marketers

>>211794418
I haven't seen the movie yet!!!

>>211795366
I plan to keep it that way, myself

>>211790467
fucking lol

>>211795310
Probably around London, but the rest isn't. It'd be like saying the state of New York is gonna have all its towns and cities reflect the demographics of New York City.

>>211789842
I was considering the pros and cons of being stuck on Holy Island in this universe. Never seeing another nonwhite again, never being subjected to Jewish tricks again and never paying taxes again is almost enough to outweigh the cons.

>>211795330
I never saw a black man until I was about 16 or 17. And when I did I couldn't stop staring at him, because what we were taught at school was black men lived in Africa and had a bone through their nose and a spear.

>>211795201
>If they lived in rural areas, they wouldn’t need to spend all their time online, would they?
As someone who has lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere I can confirm that even people there are eternally online since their is nothing else to do when your stuck in a god forsaken hellhole.

>>211795391
agreed.

>>211795424
>because what we were taught at school was black men lived in Africa and had a bone through their nose and a spear.
You from the 19th century or something?

>>211790025
Fucking ultrabased and Jimmypilled.

>>211795478
If he was a boy/teen in the 90's it checks out. Even early 2000's, I didn't see a black person in the area until mid 2010s

>>211789508
I want to see white race riots in the UK, I want to see brits wake the fuck up instead of waiting 4 more years just hoping that Reform will do anything (they won't)
Funny to see the reaction of the media and government to the riots in Northern Ireland and compare them to the average Joe's opinion

>>211790025
Based. Any zombie film inevitably becomes this anyway, might as well run it into the ground on purpose.

>>211790025
I like how they establish in Days that the only way to reliably fight infected is with full body armor and face mask because even a single droplet of blood in your eye (and presumably inhaled blood misting too) can end your life
They reinforce just how dangerous Rage is in Weeks by showing the task force's overwhelming reliance on flame weapons and long range snipers
And then these retards do flips and saw off necks in the most violent way possible

>>211795558
>From 30 July to 5 August 2024, far-right, anti-immigration protests and riots occurred in England and Northern Ireland, within the United Kingdom. This followed a mass stabbing of girls at a dance class in Southport on 29 July in which three children were killed.
Have you been living under a rock?

>>211789188 (OP)
kino/10

Yank filter, they literally don't understand the jimmy saville power rangers bit at the end and they're losing their minds.

>>211795762
That barely did anything other than to get people in jail and ruin some businesses. I'm talking about taking it to the government to the point of revolution until something gets done
I think it's just a matter of time until something similar happens again though

>>211789188 (OP)
the actor for this zombie is dying and the model agency should be shut down for encouraging anorexia

>>211795952
Another Robbie Williams moment.

>>211795952
power rangers is a tv show
jimmy savile is like bill cosby

>>211795222
Are we really reduced to midwits complaining that the trailer left things out so they didn't know everything about the movie in advance? In days of kino this was standard.

>>211795310
Nah most are in London, after London it drastically drops.

>>211790025
um

>>211796127
You absolute fucking retard. I'm of the opinion that the 28 Years Later trailer may be one of the best trailers ever made. I legit thought it was that good. So naturally I wanted the trailer to represent the tone of the whole film.

Instead we got Power Rangers, mom and son cancer shit, floppy dicks, and boots shoehorned in with no tact whatsoever.

>>211796304
did they put boots in the movie? it's good for a trailer but in the movie that would suck.

>>211791124
Pretty much. My school days were around the timeline of the Outbreak in 28 days and there were multiple non whites in my class then.

OY YEW GOT A LOISENCE TO BE INFECTED, YEA?

>>211789188 (OP)
i look like this

>>211795558
>>211795966
>le revolution in two more weeks!
Normalfags will never do it. They don't fucking care, the normalfag state is apathy even when everything is fucking shit.

>>211796304
The non-retarded are tired of watching movies that are entirely represented in the trailer. Cry more fatty.

>>211796334
Yeah, the son and kid are just fuckin walking and they overlay the poem. Almost as if after the success of the trailer they said, well we gotta put it in somewhere.

>>211790025
Bro what

>>211790025
is this real

>enlightened feminist doctor refuses to kill gigantic rapemutant but opts to kill a random woman after tranquilizing her son to prevent interference

pretty convenient plot point now that euthanasia is now official NHS policy

>>211796498
you know it's going to shift to "don't be a burden on are NHS, kill yourself today" in the next few years

>>211789188 (OP)
it's not on the torrents yet so I can't give you my verdict.

>>211796422
You're aggressively dumb. This was flat out false advertising. I'm not mad plot points weren't in the trailer. I'm mad the plot points in the film sucked ass and was completely contrary to the tone of the trailer.

The reason they used Savile is he's the only celebrity who couldn't be offended by portraying them as a post-apocalyptic cult leader. Or else have their living relatives kick up a fuss about it.

>>211796552
Yes ,it's a nightmare for braindead consumers of slop.

>>211796621
nonces are fair game. they made a show called The Execution of Gary Glitter and he's still alive.

>>211796552
It was point-for-point exactly what you'd expect from Garland/Boyle slop.

>father-son bonding? evil
>religion? delusional
>blond-haired, blue-eyed children? mauled to death by psycho cannibals (a good thing!)
>blond-haired, blue-eyed adults? evil psycho pedophile cultists
>euthanasia? merciful and kind
>killing psycho cannibals? evil
>being racist and mean to psycho cannibals? extra evil!
>being a heckin soldier? evil
>using guns instead of bows? evil

What did you really expect?

>>211789599
People also said Jurassic world and the Force Awakens were good.

>>211796496
Yes

my friend said she got turned on by the alpha breeding shit

>>211792017
Thank you

>>211790025
same thing

The Swedish soldier behaved like a little bitch during most of his screen time, is every Swede like him?

>>211789188 (OP)
>>211789599
>Why is it getting high critic grades? All the reviews seem extremely positive.
Do people seriously think "reviews" and "critics" aren't bought and paid for? Who is this fucking naive? Are you even old enough to use this site?
I can't believe how fucking dumb you are.

Is anyone in this thread not a bot?

quite funny they pretty much brush off 28 Weeks Later as not canon. It is a good film regardless

>>211797066
>>211790025
kino
KINO
K I N O

>>211790394
If I make a delicious salad then throw it in a pot of dogshit stew the quality of the salad has no bearing on the quality of the meal. A film is not a tiktok account with lots of distinct clips, it's (supposed to be) a coherent full item that works in full. If he can only make an occassional funny scene that has nothing to do with an overall plot he should get into social media short videos.

>>211790025
why

>>211789188 (OP)
it was filmed on da iphone!!!

>>211796741
>What did you really expect?
The trailer was really well done. Fooled me

>>211796741
Well said! The movie wasn't racially diverse enough. Not a proper representation of ENGLAND

>>211790025
based kino filtering the plebs

>>211789188 (OP)
The new Deer Hunter album dropped?

Just got out. Was good but I don’t think the Swedish guy worked. And the plastic surgery joke didn’t really work with the tone of the film either. In an adventure movie I liked when you keep building allies, so I would’ve liked Erick to get to the doctor with them. Also his death was very obvious.

Were we supposed to not like the dad? Maybe he knew the wife had cancer and the doctor wouldn’t be able to do anything.

>>211797436
your opinion is worthless because you didn't know everyone knew about the mother. the father did. the old guy did. everyone in the settlement knew except for the kid.

>>211797570
I just said the dad provably knew, and what makes you think everyone knew?

>>211797436
The plastic surgery joke fit very well with the setting. The kid has never seen a bogged person IRL before, he has no idea what he's looking at.

>>211797631
it's implied they knew and it ties in well with the theme of the kid not liking lies

Why didn't the soldiers use silencers?

>>211797436
>I would’ve liked Erick to get to the doctor with them. Also his death was very obvious.
True, he was getting death flags all over. He was white, used toxically masculine guns, and tried to ruin a mystical feminine moment. Very chuddish.

>Were we supposed to not like the dad?
Alex Garland sure didn't.

>>211797570
I like how the mom threw a shitfit about taking the boy out to help him grow up... and then takes the boy out to find medicine for herself... and then kills herself when she finds out she's going to die, leaving him all alone. And she was a good a mom.

>>211797436
dad's not a bad guy, just in a shitty situation. Denial is a real thing. Not every movie has straight goodie/baddie dynamics

>>211791633
day of the dead did it best

>>211797682
>>211797682
>I like how the mom threw a shitfit about taking the boy out to help him grow up... and then takes the boy out to find medicine for herself..

Utterly filtered. There's a five minute scene where mum chastises the boy and panics for having gone to the mainland. They make it really obvious.

>finally something original in a zombie movie
>THIS LOOKS STUPID!!
>WHY ARE THEY DOING KUNG FOO?!
>WHY DO THEY HAVE BLONDE WIGS?!
>THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
please kindly take this dogshit opinions and confusions to plebbit and let me appreciate some kino

>>211792286
Worm feeders are all greenlight

>>211797755
>They make it really obvious...
...that she's a hypocrite and a terrible mother, yes.

>>211797800
She literally has brain cancer, but if you think that she's taking her son willingly to the mainland, congratulations on your successful lobotomy

Americans are about to be introduced to Jimmy Savile.

I just saw this pile of shit in the cinema and man I'm fucking mad. What's with the absolute retarded tonal shift to comedy with the Swede and then the switch to the drama with the doc. I don't give a shit about the character that dies, and that gay ass flashback to scenes that happened like 15 min ago certainly didn't give the death any more emotional depth. What an awful movie. Kid should've been atleast 16 to make sense. Ending was so trash I almost puked

>>211789188 (OP)
>What's your verdict?
Days > Years > Weeks

>steals the lime light of your movie
thats the second time hes done it this year

>>211797755
>There's a five minute scene
It's a 30-second scene where she expresses a little doubt. I know you want to simp for Jodie, but quit being a delusional Redditor bitch.

>>211797897
Yeah, the movie was a flaming bag of dogshit. Garland was warped to begin with, but now I'm convinced he's utterly lost it.

>>211795952
wait people said the ending sucked is that it?

>they literally don't understand the jimmy saville power rangers bit at the end and they're losing their minds

I knew these faggots were trying to push an agenda all along instead of making a zombie movie. Holy shit kill yourself niggers

>>211797993
word salad

>>211797631
I forgot the exact quote but the mother says something like "I was hoping somebody else would be the one to tell you"

They all knew, she knew but she didn't want to have to tell her son she was dying so she hoped somebody else in the settlement would but nobody did.

>>211795670
I mean but the entire concept was nonsensical, clearing buildings with longbows, marching around like they're in the park, no melee weapons, not moving like they're vastly outnumbered in a hostile wilderness. The lack of protective gear was just the icing on the cake.

>>211797993
the entire movie was nonsensical faggotry

>>211797966
She full-on panics but that doesn't fit your brain-dead assertion that she took him to find the medicine for herself but I'll take that as an acknowledgment of your cognitive impairment, mr biden.

>>211797993
Filtered :)

>>211798026
kill your self nigger right now word salad nigger

The clash between the chav tribe and the Saville cult is going to be epic. I’m really looking forward to seeing how it unfolds.

Sad that people aren't digging the Savile ending.
It was kino. They really jammed it all in there
>upside down cross
>have faith
>Savile
>Jimmy's dad was a priest
Yeah, I'm thinking they're going to carry the sequel.

>>211798110
british fallout humor

>>211798110
same. they all seem to have jim in their names for some reason.
convinced they will be the bad guys of the next movie with Jim from 28 days being the hero and somehow sane despite going nuts at the end of the first movie

>>211798077
>well yes she goes with him willingly
>and there isn't actually a five minute scene, but... welll...
>b-but she panics a little!
>and calms down after a few seconds
I accept your concession, you simping Redditor faggot. Now go home and get your fucking upvote.

>>211798163
The Saville ending was the only good part of this ridiculous shitfest.

>>211798214
Holy seethe

>>211795044
Now break it down by age.

>>211798163
hang yourself upside down nigger

>>211798214
Look at this faggot

>>211798251
Hope you feel better.
Jimmykino incoming

What we thinking
Will Spike get inducted into the Jimmy cult or are they going to violate the fuck out of him?

>>211798359
that would be the induction

>>211798251
have faith

>>211798321
suck start a shotgun.

>>211798411
Why are you so full of rage? Did you get the rage virus bro?

>>211798482
I have no sympathy for shills you are lower than insects.

>>211798554
migrate to new thread

>>211790394
It was so kino.

It filtered retards who wanted 28 days later: part 2, the walking dead edition.

Clockwork orange and mad max fans will get it.

>>211798572
No one is asking for sympathy friend.

>>211797332
Should have used a Pixel

>>211798686
Then DIE!

>>211798891
Simmer down

>>211798980
You will grow old to a nice ripe age and then you will be beat to death by your black health care worker.

>>211790814
>suddenly have intelligent leaders giving orders to attack
I haven't seen it yet, but my thinking is and has been that was gen 1 of the virus, it mutated when it was in the wife from 28 Weeks and that's why the father was shown to be behaving differently.

>>211789188 (OP)
How did Cillian Murphy get HIV?