Whom do you serve?

>>211789701 (OP)
ALLAH

Isreal

>>211789806
Fpbp

>>211789701 (OP)
>Customers...
>No, no, not in that contexts. Who is your master?
>Meats back on the menu, boys...
>WHO'S ORDERS DO YOU FOLLOW?
>The customers'
>Oh, fuck off and go make some swords!

>>211789701 (OP)
The force spirit of Saddam Hussein

>>211789701 (OP)
Lurtz was so sexy goddamn. I remember 10 year old me in the theatre even noticed how hot he was and wishing that I was in the room with him instead of Saruman.

>>211789806
MASHALLAH

>>211789701 (OP)
Hobbits, when they’re on the menu

>>211789701 (OP)
>What am I supposed to say, "Jesus?"

>>211789701 (OP)
- "Table three had the roast pheasant. Table nine order mac and cheese."
- "Yes. Very good. Now go forth, and refill their iced tea."

>>211789701 (OP)
SAURON MAAAAAN

Hooknosed Saruman manipulating dark creatures to destroy white countries is a bit too unsubtle

>>211790611
>Rohirrim
>white

>>211789701 (OP)
it's amazing how art can shed light onto real life situations, while also still managing to be it's own thing.

>>211789701 (OP)
>Sauronman! For I am, Sauronmanorc!

>>211790666
I think it would be Saurorc

>>211789701 (OP)
>Do you know how the Americans first came into being? They were anglos once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated (at birth). A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting Ameri-Mutt. Whom do you serve?
>ISRAEL

>>211789701 (OP)
>Not just Saruman, but Saruwoman, and Saruchild too.

>>211790120

>>211789701 (OP)
>we want to promote your music, just sign these papers and you'll join the Shabbos Records family
>we think Niggaz Kill Pigs has single potential in the 14-18 white demographic

>>211790568
lol

>>211790583
Lol

>>211789701 (OP)
Don't you mean "whomst", you idiot?

Suckas

>>211790583
>The table in section nine is dissatisfied with the temperature of the soup they were so graciously given... If they desire hotter soup, then we shall give them what they seek... Go forth to the forges, and place soup in the microwave ovens... BIRING THEM THE HOTTEST SOUP IN MIDDLE EARTH!... Let their mouths suffer.

>>211790611
exactly

>i have come back to you now, at the turn of the Tide

>>211790628
how are they not white? browns and blacks weren't known for horse mastery...

>>211791383
>horse mastery
Mongols, Turks?

>>211791383
Nta and this doesn’t make the Rhohirrim not-white but shout-out to the steppe riders and Golden Horde

>>211791383
Only Dunedain are white.

>>211791383
They're Tolkiens wet dream of Anglo-Saxons who actually used horses since that deficiency was how the Normans beat them

>>211790635
yo grand elf got that lightsaver frfr

>>211789701 (OP)
>"Muhammadman the white"
>Muhammad's man

Tolkien was a hack

>>211790464
Sometimes in LotRO orcs scream 'MASHALLAH' in battle.

>>211789701 (OP)
Whoever puts in an order... This is a wendy's.

>>211790783
Dude, this is already a political troll thread, I can say whatever I want.

>>211791383
Arabs were.

>>211791956
>be Christendom
>keep getting raped and pillaged by northern pagans, whose way of life and route to heaven revolves around rape and pillage
>’okay guys, how about you just stay, we’ll let you live here with us, but you have to be Christian now. We’re gonna try and fit your way of life into our religion, but that means you can’t rape or pillage other Christians’
>’lmfao okay, we’ll ’be Christian’ lol. *continues to rape and pillage*
lol, but especially
>several generations later
>clueless Norman zoomers are now actually Christian and won’t attack other Christians but still have a culture of raping and pillaging and valor in battle
>Pope has a wild idea
>’hey guys, there’s brown people in Jerusalem, God says you’ll go straight to heaven if you die raping and pillaging them, and you can find cool relics too’
>tens of thousands of Normans walk straight across the continent, rape and kill a bunch of Christians, and then die of dysentery
Lmao. Cracks me up

>>211791467
lol near Gondor? goofy

>>211789701 (OP)
Solomon...

>>211793044
nah they are camel jockeys

>>211791383
rohirrim are halfbreeds, not real whites
t. white

>>211789701 (OP)
THE CHOSEN PEOPLE

>>211789806
>Gandalf the Palestinian?
>Gandalf the Jew

Lore question


Can Sauron reproduce? Or are the Maiar unable to?

>>211790568
kek

>>211793893
They are basically controlling avatars.

If you log into a game, and the game lets you fuck, and the game includes a reproduction game mechanic, then yeah. The offspring will still just be an NPC, but it's there because you decided to fuck in-game.

>theodred?

>>211793893
yes melian had a child with an elf

>>211789701 (OP)
>I like to serve-a, about the wizard, and the ring-a, and the undying will of THE UNDYING WILL OF THE DARK LORD SAURON!

>>211789806
based

>>211790628
Rohirrim are absolutely white. They're meant to be from the steppes.

>>211793144
nice cope abdul.
plenty of saracens got raped, pillaged, cannibalized even.

>>211789701 (OP)
SAUSAGEMAN

>>211789701 (OP)
>I SERVE MY BABY
>I SERVE MY HONEY
>I SERVE MY ISRAEL
>I'LL SEND THE MONEY BY WIRE
>HONEY YOUR COUNTRIES ON FIRE

>>211794390
Oh I’ve got no problem with that, I just think Normans are funny.

>>211793893
the orcs are his (step)children

>>211793893
Canonically no, entities like Sauron and Gandalf cannot breed. According to Tolkien.

>>211789701 (OP)
>Theoden!

>>211793328
half breed with what? lol

>>211794778
the french.

>>211789806
fucking cancer of the world

>>211789701 (OP)
Those who only stand and wait.

>I am not Sauron's man white
>I am Sauron's man of faggotry colors

>But what are we going to do at sunrise?’ said some of the Northerners.
>'Go on running,’ said Uglu´ k. ‘What do you think? Sit on the grass and wait for the Whiteskins to join the picnic?’
What did the orcs server on their picnics?

>>211794970
lol, so jews

>>211795912
>What did the orcs server on their picnics

>>211794156
Can't wait for Luthien to appear in Rings of Power. Portrayed by Awkwafina.

>>211789701 (OP)
>Israel has ever been our friend and greatest ally!

"Did you know how the Amerimutts first came into being? They were Anglos, once. Taken by the Judaic powers. Fattened... miscegenated... A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. Whom do you serve?"

>IIIIISRAELLL...