WOMEN aren't what they seem
>*dog paw performs record scratch*
>>211789870about to find out, that first post is a faggot
>>>/wsg/5905259>>>/wsg/5905260
>>211789908NOW
FROM THE PRODUCTION COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU
GHOSTBUSTERS 2016
AND
SNOW WHITE 2025
COMES A NEW KIND OF BLOCKBUSTER
>>211790079I could say the same thing about you.
I miss those narrated trailers like you wouldn't believe.
>>211789998https://vocaroo.com/1YDzEXKx9pI1
>*female comedic lead farts*
>*intense silence from everyone else in the room w/ disapproving looks*
>um... awkward!
>>211790186AND THE DECAYING CORPSE OF DJ QUALLS
>>211789947ALSO STARRING ROY SCHEIDER
my party trick in school was that I could read any book blurb in THIS SUMMER voice
>>211789840 (OP)>...where freedom's just a dream...>[Solemn music]>one man...>[record scratch]>is about to make historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yy2_NKJlkQ
>Will Smith stars as Kojo, the zestiest buck this side of the Mason-Dixon line.>From the twisted minds that brought you Dumber and Dumber comes a comedy so scorching, it'll burn down the plantation!>Kojo: "Massa, I done been working in them fields all day, but my behind is still virginal When you gonna break me in, like a fine stallion?">But Kojo's dreams of getting 'broken' by his handsome, strait-laced master, played by the always delightful Liam Neeson, are about to turn this plantation upside down!>Get ready to laugh, gasp, and cheer as Will Smith takes on a role like you've never seen before! Coming soon to a theater near you, 'Buck Wild' - where the South gets a little… zesty."
FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND DAN SCHNEIDER
>>211790346I don't care what names you call me. You're a retard and nothing has changed.