>CAST IT INTO THE FIYAH

>>211793998 (OP)
I mean if this was so important he could've just killed him right then and there or at least attempt to take the ring from him.

>>211793998 (OP)
Elves are the OG söyboys

gimme that one ring fredo you ass

>>211794117
FRODO I'M SORRY

Ya'll act like you've never seen a Maiar before
Jaws all on the floor
like Tulkas and Melkor just burst in the door
and Tulk started whooping his ass worse than before
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
"He didn't just give me this magic ring did he?"
But Morgoth said...nothing, you idiots
Morgoths dead, he's locked in Mandos' basement

Eru don't gotta cuss in his creation songs to create life
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about Manwe?
Half of you Children can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Sauron, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Nienna "Tears"?
Shit, Yavanna Kemantari better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Feanor and Fingolfin
And hear 'em argue over who has slayed the most kin
Little bitch put me on blast on the Palantir
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Thuringwethil, hee-hee"

>>211794041
>literally just stood there
>still seething hard about it 2000 years later

>>211794041
exactly why didn't he drop kick isildor into the volcano. wouldn't even touch the ring

>alright

>>211793998 (OP)
>ISU DOOR