>Inceldur have sex

>Rivendell calls for AIDS

Why didn't Gandalf stay on top of every bit of information about the One Ring?
If he knew that Isildur had written shit down about the One Ring, why did he fail to read it for 200 years?
So what if Saronman told him that the ring had washed out to sea? Did that magically make Gandalf a retard? Does anyone really think that if you dropped an object made of gold into a big river with a muddy bottom, it would somehow shoot out into the ocean 800 miles downriver?
This is why Gandalf spent 200 year jerking around and making friends with country bumpkins? What was he even doing while Isildur and Rivendell were arguing?
So then Gandalf's little tard friend finds a magic ring and he's completely unprepared. And don't tell me there were a lot of magic rings, there are a lot of fireplaces and a lot of fucking retards who could tell if you if writing appears if you put the ring in the fireplace.
If this dumbass had been more competent, he wouldn't have needed to get resurrected after losing a fair fight

>>211794368 (OP)
I will carry the cockring. Though I don’t know what it’s for.

>>211794454
fpbp

>>211794368 (OP)
>>211794454
AND GONDOR WILL GIVE IT TO THEM

>>211796181
he's a wizard not omniscient. it looked like mordor was dead, then suddenly it wasn't.

also pipeweed

>>211796272
why is his hair moving? how is there a wind current in a volcano? it's too small

>>211796385
anon doesn't know about hot, cold air pressure... heh