>Career tanks after mad men
>Recent pic from 3 months ago
What went wrong?

God damn, I want to spend every day of my life nutting between her fat melons.

Tits too big.
Like why are they that big?

>>211798441
some women just get really fat tits

i want to suck and fuck her pusy

it's anti busty discrimination

>>211798380 (OP)
Nothing by the looks of things

>>211798380 (OP)
this is a photoshopped image
no way those tits are bigger than before

>>211798380 (OP)
>*yanks down her top*

>>211798511
This is an outrage. I will hire her to be my live-in mother/housemaid.

>>211798537
When she puts on weight, a significant amount of it goes to her tits. She's just blessed like that.

>>211798380 (OP)
The real reason? She refused to do nude scenes in anything and is a mediocre actress

>>211798537
They shrunk after Good Girls was cancelled.
The got big now that she landed a role in The Buccaneers

>>211798537
A man can dream anon, a man can dream.

If she got an onlyfans and took them out, she'd probably make more in a year than she ever did as an actress.

>>211798680
Seriously? Why?

How long until I can make an AI Hendrix girlfriend?

>>211798380 (OP)
she's a decent voice actress now who gets steady work

The last I heard, she divorced the Pakistani guy and remarried. Still no kids.

>>211798380 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn7iMXF5R_4
She had to do [one] thing
But she refused

>>211799394
That was a long time ago. Her new man posts photos of her on reddit and loves showing her off

>>211799394
She said way back she'll never have kids. The greatest genes ever made shall be lost forever unless we get those celebrity sexbots like in Futurama.

do NOT look up her wikifeet

>>211799590
Well, he's a lucky man. If she were my wife, I'd also show her off to the normies all the time.
I had forgotten, I think she has a movie coming out soon with Sophia Lillis and I think Cris will be the mother.

>>211798683
>>211798380 (OP)
>Drops Ozempic
>Goes as Big as Ever
THE DARK DAYS ARE OVER!
>>211798511
Booo

>>211799956
THANK GOD!
I saw some pics not too long ago with her dramatic weight loss, it was like the very stars in the heavens had gone out.

>>211799590
>Her new man posts photos of her on reddit and loves showing her off
Link to his page.

booba

but she didn't have range

My ex asked me what celebs I find attractive. The first two that popped in my head were Hrendricks and Elizabeth Hurley and she kind of scowled and said I have bad taste.
Anyway, now whenever I see either of them I think of that.
Thanks for reading my blog

>>211799207
PreMeToo hollywood. the good ole days when actresses were hot and expected to strip.

You could get away with it if you were a good actress but most were not.

>>211798380 (OP)
Her face is turning into Camilla Parker Bowls.

I wanna shove my tongue so far up her arse I can taste the shit other men have put her through.

>>211800326
Was your ex a flattie like pic related?

>>211801086
My ex was actually an Olympic swimmer, believe it or not. So she had a swimmers body

>>211801086
lmao at Sienna

>>211798380 (OP)
>red hair
>blue eyes
>actually huge breasts (not those d-cup "huge" breasts american women boast about)
CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHY WASN'T A LITERAL UNICORN LIKE HER PUMPING OUT FIVE THOUSAND CHILDREN JUST LIKE HER??????????

>>211798380 (OP)
Hollywood discriminates Bustu actresses

>>211798380 (OP)
she did 4 seasons of "Good Girls" on NBC, that's not nothing

>>211801691
she's actually blonde

>>211801852
She's also half British

>>211800326
What a dyke bitch

>>211799886
Feetfag pls

>>211801270
yikes

>>211801691
imagine if instead of wars in the middle east we spent that money ensuring women like christina had 50 kids
i'd gladly pay taxes for that instead of billionaires and niggers

>>211800326
always. say. linda. carter. its a trap otherwise.
you see, she is disgusted with you because you picked two tity queens
while linda carter is also a mega tity queen she doesnt count because all girls see themselves as wonder woman

>>211798380 (OP)
She's 50
Having a career in your 40s is a miracle if you're a woman

Fat sow

>>211803472
No insults please

>>211798380 (OP)
>>Recent pic from 3 months ago
I thought that they had gotten smaller and she had stopped showing them?

>>211803785
beautiful art and a beautiful woman

>>211801691
Abigail Shapiro is pumping out kids, at least.

>>211798380 (OP)
>watched a movie last night because she was in it
>her character dies 30 minutes in

>>211804074
Drive?

>>211804041
oh great a mega kike is pumping out babies and the blonde blue eyed white titcow is a dried up husk
that makes me feel so much better

>>211801852
don't care
would still breed

>>211804206
The Strangers: Prey at Night

She was 26 in firefly and looked like a normal woman. How the FUCK have her tits gotten so much bigger after that age?
And can this happen to other women?

Need to see her feet to know the real reason why she fell off.

>>211804041
It'll do you no good autobot

>>211803785
Yeah, but she dropped Ozempic and put up some weight
Pic related

>>211804578
It happens to lots of women, its just that when most women age and gain weight they end up looking like jabba the hutt-

>>211804074
The second Strangers movie? Yeah, that was a massive disappointment. I knew it was gonna happen because /tv/ spoiled it for me, but I was still disappointed even more than I expected to be.

>>211805212
I need that hideous brown goblin removed from this image

>>211805351
Turn on your monitor

>>211805237
I went in with low expectations since I didn't particularly like the first one and it still managed to disappoint me

>>211798380 (OP)
Damn, she got old, that's crazy. Didn't know that happened.

>>211798380 (OP)
nothing went wrong. To burn bright then end was always the plan.

>>211806837
Still looks good

>>211801691
She wasted her youth with this paki (condomed sex only apparently)

>>211800326
I told my last gf that I thought hendricks was the hottest actress and she just agreed and said that makes sense.
For reference, my last gf had a pair of J cups (not fat)

>>211807991
She was probably taking dick elsewhere

whats sex with her like

>>211808081
Maybe. Still a race traitor nonetheless.

>>211808071
Sure buddy

>>211808115
I'm serious dude, I think Hendricks is the hottest actress.

>>211801270
>So she had a swimmers body
bruh female olympic swimmers look like dudes

>>211806837
terrible, innit? this is why you could stick to high school girls, who stay the same age

>>211808095
dusty and cobwebbed

>>211808147
What was sex like with her

>>211808239
I never had sex with Hendricks unfortunately.
Sex with my gf was nice thoughbeit

>>211807991
How did that guy get with one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, bro?This gives me hope, but why didn't they have children?

>>211808313
>but why didn't they have children?
anon...

>>211807991
>(condomed sex only apparently)

How do you know that?

>>211808349
It's a legitimate question. She was at the right age to raise children and start a family.

>>211808462
She did an interview or someshit how they both agreed neither of them wanted children so they made use of condoms

Criss appears on a show called A Good American Family. What do you think? Has anyone seen the show?

>>211808583
Anon. Look at her husband. Her kids would have been ugly mutts.

>>211808817
I feel like it's like a betrayal of her husband. Imagine only having sex with a condom. Why not just take the pill?

>>211808828
Blacked status of her in this show?

>>211808952
I don't know, I haven't seen the show.

>>211808876
Because the pill wrecks havoc on a woman's hormones, and I think she even pointed this out in said interview.

>>211800326
You failed a shit test. Whenever your own girl asks you what type of women you like they're expecting you to point out someone who looks like them.

What's her next film?

>>211809085
Wow, as a non-sexual person, this seems interesting. Is the interview still available anywhere?
https://www.celebitchy.com/360393/christina_hendricks_decided_that_we_are_not_really_interested_in_having_children/

>>211809318
just say incel

>>211798380 (OP)
those push up bras are doing massive amount of work as soon as she gets naked you know those are drooping to her knees

>>211799207
Because her body isn't as good as she makes it look.

>>211808202
She was fit like a dude, yea. But when she was on her tren cycle she was horny as hell. She was lean but had a 6 pack and muscular legs, bro

>>211809534
I doubt it.

>>211809838
you forgot to mention 'her' 6" clit

>>211808828
(((Who))) made it?

>>211808239
Like bags of sand

>>211807991
Can't blame her

>>211808583
She probably wasnt able to and its a cope

>>211806837
She is a prime cougar, that's what she is!

>>211809870
She got fappeninged.

>>211798380 (OP)
>Never gets naked
>Marries a manlet pajeet
>Divorces manlet and marries a literal Redditor cuck
>Never gets naked
>Never does interracial
>Never produces offspring

This whore is such a disappointment

>>211810027
Lol her clit got pretty big when she was on tren, im not gunna lie. But I didnt care bc she was hot

I am a quintessential tit man and I can’t explain why she doesn’t appeal to me more than she does. Sure her face isn’t breathtaking but she looks good and of course her tits are huge fat pillows of bliss. Maybe it’s because she’s always pushing them up in an almost absurd way instead of letting us see them in their glorious natural hang. I feel like that might be it, she’s pushing them way too high and hard.
>>211805351
Kek
>>211805890
KEK

>>211810131
Imagine fucking Cristina Cougar

>>211810330
How do big tits feel, bro?

>>211810227
this dude totally got pegged by his tranny gf

>>211810222
Si Bueno

>>211809104
I can't imagine dating a girl who asks such stupid questions. My mother has never asked my father "what other women do you find attractive?" It's a silly question no woman should ever ask her partner.

>>211810330
This. Susan Sarandon does big tits right. She pushes them occasionally but not in a ridiculous way.
Pic related.

>>211810688

>>211810483
It was THAT big. It was like the size of a half finger tip

>>211804182
Maggie Green vibes.

>>211808071
JJJJJ J-WOW

I love J-cups
I love busty women who own an H cup and can't fit into it but it;s the last one they bought

>>211799034
>paying women
AI is already decent and getting better

>>211810969
Wasnt*

>>211811187
I think we all know you got it right the first time anon. you were raped, its not your fault.

>>211811234
Please help! All jokes aside i was actually raped when I was about 9 or 10 but a hs teacher

>>211811352
I think at this point you just need to admit you like being pegged and come out of the closet

>>211810979
Gross

She's a TV Actress, no films

>>211798380 (OP)
Just because you have big tits doesn't mean you should be an actress

>>211798380 (OP)
Just do porn at this point

>>211798380 (OP)
And I would still burn my own house down and beg for literally one hour with her.

>>211798380 (OP)
>tanks
I see what you did there, OP

I fucked a girl with massive tits and nothing comes ever close. Watching them swing when she rides you, squeezing them, there's no other feeling in this world.

there's still time for an intimate romantic comedy with a mother/daughter pairing

>>211798441
To bring me joy

>>211814396
Like tears in rain...

Does anyone have the twitter ss where some girl learns about hucow farms and braphogs and shit

>>211814396
What's the prompt

>>211798441
>Like why are they that big?
so you can sleep on them

>>211815499
sorry i don't remember, it was done as a joke on grok so

>>211813564
>>211804182

My lawd yes. This dress is a new favourite.

>>211816159
What's Best Hendricks Era?
Mad-Men or Good Girls Hendricks?

>>211798380 (OP)
I want to have that body.

>>211800326
and that's why she's an ex
that dumb jealous skank couldn't get over it

>>211798380 (OP)
she refuses to talk about her boobs or let others talk about them, which makes her impossible to talk to

>>211807991
She couldn't get anyone else? There must be something wrong with her. Something very bad.

>>211818500
IBS. Quite pungent. Explains why the paki, he has the racial bonus could withstand her farts.

>>211798511
King Midas shit. Damn

>>211799428
NPC’s can’t handle the sight of massive natural tits. It blows their mind to see the sag and sway, and filmmakers know this. The sensuality approaches the obscene.

they probably hang pretty low by now though right? when unsupported

>>211810580
>My mother has never asked my father "what other women do you find attractive?"
She asked him long before you were born and in more subtle ways

>>211799394
No you can’t say these things.

>>211798511
Why are jews so afraid of boobs on a white woman?

>>211819878
Nah, she's very subservient. They don't really have conversations though. Dad is watching TV, mom is hanging around the kitchen. I guess that's why they've been together so long, while all my friends' parents are divorced. They'll only talk to each other a few times a day, and it'll be, 'Do you want me to close the garage door?' or 'What do you want for dinner?' They both do what the other expects of them. Dad works, mom cooks and cleans. Dad is romantic sometimes, in a joking way. It's always well received. It's not perfect, but it works. They're both happy.

>>211798380 (OP)
probably has a weird looking vadge, like giant beef flaps, so no producers want to dick her in exchange for a part

>>211798380 (OP)
OH MY MAMMARIES

>>211820801
>Nah, she's very subservient.
This has nothing to do with what I said. Women give you shit tests, not because they are establishing dominance but because they want to see where your head's at. Again, these types of early relationship shit tests would have happened before you were born. Some of them are like 30 second conversations. It's not something you would ever be able to confirm or deny about what went on between them so don't try.

>>211820868
You really don't understand women. Not all women do these tests anon. And my dad is the epitome of an alpha/chad so there would have been no chance of her ever breaking up with him.

>>211798441
faggots like you should be killed publicly

i'm gooning right now

>>211820950
How could you possibly know what took place when they were getting to know each other

>>211821252
I, too, completely lack self-awareness!

>>211798380 (OP)
Never released themfully

>>211820950
No, all women shit test and it’s an excellent evolutionary strategy.
>211820868 is 100% correct and you have to be 18 to post here.

>>211808828
I genuinely didn't recognize her until I saw the credits
>>211808952
her husband is black but they don't kiss or anything so there's that I guess

>>211819855
they absolutely do but sagging is fine when they're not pancakes

Very skeptical when they won't take millions to get them out. Deceitful creatures

>>211813564
small role in drive

>>211821332
Through the power of AI she releases them every single day on /b/

>>211810688
>>211810717
I'd love to have those granny tits sag all over my face

>>211810979
Maggie Green wishes she was as attractive as Hendricks.

>>211821332
She’s Terminator level serious about boob mogging.
Ay if you got it flaunt it

>>211798380 (OP)
In 2007 when Mad Men started she was 32.
Now in 2025, she's 50 years old

>>211821252
Oh, I don't know, I've only known her for 35 years.

>>211822129
Lots of the other Mad Men women had good careers since the show ended

>>211822345
And all of those years were after the fact, dummy. No one's asking you about her personality, he asked you about knowledge of a certain event which you have no way of knowing.

>>211822396
Why is she breathing so hard just standing there? Either she's in very poor health or she's doing it deliberately to make them thangs move

I saw her at a concert one time irl and they looked even bigger in person. Was kino

>>211822396
I want to drown in her breastmilk.

i'm amazed this thread is still up considering jannies are trannies and are traumatized looking at a real woman with huge breasts

>>211822377
>he
It's obvious you're samefagging to try and win some argument. Go ahead and post a pic editing out the (You) in MS paint. Anyway, it goes without saying that knowing her personality and how she behaves is enough to know that she wouldn't perform one of these 'shit tests'. I'll also add that I've dated girls who don't do them either. I don't know what else to tell you anon, other than get some experience, because there are plenty of women don't behave like that.

>>211798511
>be talented and attractive

She never had a chance

>>211822521
>real woman
>with huge breasts
I mean, that's the same, flatties are not even human, only biological women with huge breasts are real women.

>>211798380 (OP)
It's anti-bustism.

>>211822396
She can't breath!

>>211798380 (OP)
She's not a bad actress but her career is a bit sparse. She was good in Lost River and Strangerrs 2 among other movies

>>211820950
>NOOO! Me mudda would never qualify a man before deciding to spend the rest of her life with him!
>she's not that kind of person!

>>211822590
it may be a bit paradoxical but sasha had one of the best sets of titties ever in the business

Imagine the feeling when you bury your face in those milker

>>211822847
Average tits. Perfect ass though.

>>211822898
perfect shape, perfect nips.. just small is all

>>211822590
based moderate

>>211799742
she has a brother and he is creampieing this lady with huge milkers. the genes are safe
aar0nhendricks on instagram

>>211823713
>the genes are safe
But yours aren't lol.

>>211824043
How rude

>>211801778
Mosquito Man's sister looks like THAT?!?

>>211813564
sex scene in bad santa 2 and big boob comments from based billy bob

>>211824043
>>211824043
it's alright my sister doesn't look like christina hendricks it's no loss to humanity

umm...bros?

>>211824594
THIS,IMAGE SPEAKS VOLUMES

It's really not any of our business about people having kids or not

>>211798380 (OP)
Hot

man she drives me nuts

>>211798380 (OP)
>She never had children
What a waste of good genes. Imagine how gigantic her lactating boobies would be if she had become a MILF.

>>211798380 (OP)
Sorry, she was busy breastfeeding me.

>>211798511
Hardly anyone watching Stargate SG-1 knew that pic related had large melons hiding under her lab coat. Somehow she still got that job and others. Maybe Mrs. Snozberries simply didn't have much range beyond being a pair of tits.

>>211798380 (OP)
My brother knew her in high school in fairfax virginia and she had "no tits" according to him

I'm not the only one that calls her mommy when I coom to her right?

>>211822521
Things have chilled out some since the hack.

>her husband was posting pics of her on reddit

truly based

why are pale redheads so erotic bros

>>211825745
>pale

>>211825692
I think that's the appropriate response. Too bad that she never actually filled the role though.

>>211825878
She's a slut who constantly shows off her bra