Thread 211798633 - /tv/ [Archived: 1135 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:28:43 PM No.211798633
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>alpha zombie has a huge swinging 10 inch flaccid dick

people in the theater were snickering and laughing when that enormous meat was swinging all over the place
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:34:05 PM No.211798824
>>211798633 (OP)
another one for the pass pile, then.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:34:51 PM No.211798863
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Samson…
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:36:02 PM No.211798920
>>211798633 (OP)
>Doesn't kill him when he has the chance
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:50:19 PM No.211799446
>>211798920
need him for the sequel (sequels?)
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:58:24 PM No.211799853
>>211798824
why?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:05:57 PM No.211800222
>>211799853
refuse to be a part of the normalization of male full frontal.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:10:35 PM No.211800440
>>211798633 (OP)
>ten inches
>enormous
Real chink hours
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:10:41 PM No.211800445
>>211800222
Don’t worry dude, there’s a full frontal birthing scene.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:14:09 PM No.211800596
>>211798633 (OP)
Is it a prosthetic or just the guys real penis ?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:14:37 PM No.211800615
>>211800596
He's a dark skinned dude, so most likely real.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:55:35 PM No.211802480
>>211798920
I would have accepted the doctor refusing to kill him for some strange research purposes or because he still sees them as just sick people, but they didn't even have Spike protest and argue with this. He's completely fine just leaving what is essentially an intelligent, giga zombie alive to continue tracking them and trying to literally rip their heads off their shoulders
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:00:34 AM No.211802695
>>211802480
Because he wants to expand on his edgy art collection of skulls.
>still no explanation why he does that
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:02:32 AM No.211802767
>>211800596
The nudity in the movie is fake, either prosthetic or CG
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:07:53 AM No.211803015
>>211798633 (OP)
why is big cock so funny?
even greeks treated it like a comedy
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:12:28 AM No.211803219
>>211802695
Memento Mori of course. I just really wished the film would hurry up so I could see the flippin' Jimmies
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:14:07 AM No.211803296
>>211803015
Because only simple minded beasts have them. Those of a more refined mind don’t require such barbarity and make up for it with their intellect.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:37:16 AM No.211804424
>>211803296
No wonder cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:40:22 AM No.211804558
>>211800615
True. They probably used CGI too make it smaller so every white guy in the audience doesn't commit suicide after seeing it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:40:35 AM No.211804568
>>211800596
All nude zombies wear prosthetics because a child was on set.
>The Infected wear prosthetic genitals for both modesty and also legal reasons, due to working with the then 12-year-old Williams (or as Lewis-Parry confirms of the behind-the-scenes processes for the appearance of nudity: ‘I never at any point thought I was going to be walking around in the nip’.)
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:20:28 AM No.211806517
>>211798633 (OP)
INANIMATE FLACCID OBJECT
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:22:56 AM No.211806644
>>211804568
Makeup by: GWAR
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:32:59 AM No.211807207
>>211806517
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FLACCID OBJECT!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:13:48 AM No.211808753
My gf was all giddy and biting her lips when he was on screen. Awful movie.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:19:25 AM No.211808942
>>211800615
Nah that's just niggers. Any other dark skinned people are hilariously below average and especially jeets.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:24:09 AM No.211809101
>>211798633 (OP)
I'd just like to say that this movie was absolute garbage, and there was really no reason for it to be made. It's the epitome of anti-sovl, and I hope Alex Garland kills himself.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:26:08 AM No.211809169
im going to need to see a picture of this alleged 10 inch penis
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:37:09 AM No.211811394
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>>211799446
Clearly, but Alex Garland couldn't even come up with a reason why they should just fucking leave him. Just have a couple of fast zombies turn up so they have to run away. I fucking hate stupid writing
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:52:36 AM No.211811897
>>211806644
lol