Harry Potter if it were realistic - /tv/ (#211807020) [Archived: 1229 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:29:21 AM No.211807020
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>total muggie dea- ACK!
>gets shot by a UK policeman or airstriked by a fighter jet
The end
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:31:29 AM No.211807131
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>>211807020 (OP)
>>gets shot by a UK policeman
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:34:58 AM No.211807297
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>UK policeman
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:36:36 AM No.211807381
>>211807020 (OP)
>shot by a UK policeman
Actually there's no guns in the UK so some bald cunt with a stick could probably overthrow their government.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:37:52 AM No.211807445
>>211807297
Some of the worst NPC code I've ever seen, I could beat this game in under an hour.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:38:04 AM No.211807454
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Its UK policeperson.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:38:40 AM No.211807478
>>211807297
Hell, not even some fucking tasers?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:41:28 AM No.211807581
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>>211807478
long arm of the law innit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:43:12 AM No.211807658
pepe
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Unironically though why didn't britbong police just shoot him?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:44:27 AM No.211807698
>use imperio on a world leader
>have them nuke each other
>abracadabra the leftovers after infrastructure breaks down

psshh nothing personal no mags
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:45:18 AM No.211807738
>>211807297
I thought this was an osrs clip from the thumbnail for some reason
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:46:34 AM No.211807791
>>211807020 (OP)
>Voldemort underestimates a group of roadmen
>gets overpowered when they knock the wand out of his hands
>he gets knifed and dies by a chicken shop
>the roadmen's girlfriends twerk on his dying body as Potter watches from a nearby restuarant
>he sighs in relief
>roll credits
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:48:09 AM No.211807865
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>total muggie dea- ACK!
>gets shot by a UK policeman or airstriked by a fighter jet
>The end
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:48:31 AM No.211807879
>>211807698
He would have to Imperio at least one hundred different people in different places to achieve any of that
Also the UK minister probably knows about him by that point and is ready to nuke the entire place
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:50:18 AM No.211807952
>>211807865
Forgot two signs therefore you said that
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:51:54 AM No.211808009
>>211807297
Like wild dogs vs a lion.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:53:39 AM No.211808065
>>211807445
>>211807297
jokes on you the policeman are the players.
you're looking at the max difficulty setting.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:27:23 AM No.211809204
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>>211807478
>Hell, not even some fucking tasers?
They reserve those for white, wheelchair bound English pensioners in care homes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyH9eORA24
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:29:09 AM No.211809264
>>211807791
>post credits scene shows Harry 20 years later being arrested for a facebook post denouncing paki's after his daughter is molested by a grooming gang
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:32:42 AM No.211809394
>>211809204
>He was taken to hospital after the incident. He contracted Covid and died 22 days later.
RULE BRITANNIA
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:33:52 AM No.211809436
>>211807297
>>211807445
I'd rather have police like this than pigs who will shoot you because your hand went below your waist for a split second
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:34:54 AM No.211809483
>>211809436
Pointless statement and false dichotomy. It's not one or the other and neither are acceptable
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:36:29 AM No.211809542
>>211809436
OK but for those of us who are white it is much better if muslims can be shot before beheading people.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:37:28 AM No.211809586
>>211809204
Why were the police sent for this? In the US elderly being "aggressive" or "combative" with staff is handled by EMS because they don't pose any threat to anyone. Is this an outlier in the UK?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:38:06 AM No.211809611
>>211809483
>cops who will fumble a bit
>cops who will murder you

One of these is exponentially less worse than the other. You are the one presenting the false dichotomy retard.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:42:23 AM No.211809755
>>211809611
>You are the one presenting the false dichotomy retard
How did you come to that conclusion from my statement that neither are acceptable behaviors?
Don't answer, I know it's just a "no u" because you're getting defensive. Moron
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:51:46 AM No.211810050
>>211809586
>Is this an outlier in the UK?
Technically all police brutality is an outlier, even in the US. Most police interactions are mundane. The problem is instances like this should never happen. It doesn't become acceptable simply because 3000 normal police encounters helped average out the statistics
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:02:03 AM No.211810373
>>211809611
>a bit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:04:16 AM No.211810445
>>211809436
*laughs in Waco*
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:05:35 AM No.211810480
>>211807297
To be fair the youth was black, he could have been an engineer, doctor and astronaut at the same time and the UK couldn't afford to lose him.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:06:53 AM No.211810519
>>211809436
And they'll also arrest you for typing a mean tweet or calling the group of pakis who just gangraped your daughter "a roight bunch of wankers".
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:07:15 AM No.211810527
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It's UK policeMAM actually
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:08:54 AM No.211810582
>>211807879
>He would have to Imperio at least one hundred different people in different places to achieve any of that
He's a wizard leading a terrorist organization of wizards, in all honesty the most difficult part of the operation would be getting Voldemort to understand what nukes are and the chain of command he would have to undermine to seize them.