>thanks for lunch, anon. Would you like to come in and watch something on Plex?

But you’re a man

>>211810299
I’d just titty fuck him then and get a bj.

>>211810193 (OP)
nah I'm good. thx tho.

>>211810193 (OP)
Sorry I only watch kinos on Tubi

>>211810193 (OP)
Why yes I do, there's this really good anime called Urotsukidoji, I think you'd like it a lot. *punches her in the shoulder*

>mfw she brings her own hdmi cable

>>211810193 (OP)
finally an attractive woman on this shit board

>>211810193 (OP)
name of this black baby incubator?

>>211810299
>>211810335
how the fuck do you know this? are people here really this cumbrained they immediately recognize every e-thot on sight?

>>211810193 (OP)
>Plex
Oh, she so totally has a dick, dude.

>>211810193 (OP)
you're not trying to lay eggs in me, right?

>miaalvescz
There you go coomfucks, just don't destroy your dick

>>211810193 (OP)
That's a man.

>"I would love to."
>back at her place
>watching kino
>sex scene comes on
>she visibly gets puffed up
>look at her crotch
>notice cute bulge emerging.exe
>look at her face
>she's already locked eyes with me
>biting her lip
>grabs my hand
>i give in
>she puts it on her crotch
>it's warm as hell down there.iso
>she leans in for a kiss
>boobs pressing against my arm
>oh boy.dll
>i close my eyes
>her tongue is doing karate in my mouth
>i start to massage her bulge
>she does the same to mine
>she jumps on my lap and pulls both of them out
>she looks at me and says with a smug look
>"you ever frothed before?"
>i shake my head to imply i haven't
>she lets out a cute laugh and then gets to work
>we make out while she rubs our pps
>is this heaven.mkv
>she starts shaking her hips
>gets more and more violent
>we both make a mess on each other's tummies
>she looks down and gasps
>she looks at me and says with another smug look
>"clean up on aisle 1"
>goes down and starts cleaning up with her mouth
>the rest is history
>The End.

>>211810502
lurk more faggot

>>211810614
>cooming to clothed women
do zoomers really??

I still don't know what plex is

>>211810502
Do you see that triangle next to the post numbers? Click on that when it the post has an image.

>>211810614

>>211810614
>favela monkey
>tattoos
Dropped.

>>211810193 (OP)
no, i'd like to grab and squeeze your large milky bobs

>>211810686
>>Do you see that triangle next to the post numbers?
No?

>>211811121

>>211810502
All the makeup, hormones, and silicone in the world can't change someone's shoulders, anon

it wouldn't even be gay. i don't give a shit, anyway. whatever.

>>211810335
Faggot

>>211811279
Why are you gay?

>>211811317
smashing my face between those boobs while he sucks me off wouldn't be gay

>>211811161
the fuck is that?

>>211810193 (OP)
Hi, I'm Plex.

>>211811338
Its the tranny identification module, it blinks if a tranny is detected in an image. We all see it blinking, don't you?

>>211811391
how feminine is her pp

Sorry, but any woman that attractive is sure to be a complete and total narcissistic whore.

Would not bang, unironically.

>>211810614
tha-
>>211810882
dropped
fucking shit, didn't even have time to search it.

>>211810193 (OP)
Only if you have Armour of God II: Operation Condor

>>211811420
I don't know what that means

>>211811553
imagine if you went out on a date and then it let you feel its tits and it kissed you and you groped its backside, and slow danced with it, then it led you back to its hotel room, turned off the lights, sucked you off, then turned around and sat on your dick and told you to keep your hands only on its tits, and you never knew, haha, wouldn't that be a weird prank to play on someone

>>211811553
where is it

>>211811391
>>211811553
SEXOOOOOOOOOO

>>211811648
Why would it be a prank?

>>211811679
Where is what?

>>211811336
Why are you gay?

>>211811648
wouldn't be the first time in human history 2bh

>>211811788
thats a woman

>>211811814
I thought to include that reference directly but thought it was too obvious

>>211810193 (OP)
i want you to hit me in the face with your balls repeatedly

>>211811679
I don't know what you mean
[ they trap it inside their own butthole so their p smells like poo and their poo smells like p

if a woman invited me anywhere i would start crying

>>211812656
c'mon man it's not that bad

>>211812800
i would be so touched that someone desired my company

Post more pics of the asian slut

>>211812848
wagmi brah
just stick to the things you're passionate about
someday you'll find someone who shares that passion

>so wait.. you don't pay for it? Isn't that stealing?

>>211812980
I hope you mean that as a term of endearment

>>211810882
thanks king, saved me the trouble

She got implants even though she had big tits already

>>211813049
>yeah babe but see, I steal from multibillionaire megacorporations to give it to the common people (me and you), so I'm something of a virtual robin hood in a sense
>*her panties start dripping*

>>211810361
> when you finally nut and nothing comes out >:(

>>211810193 (OP)

>Ddd..ddd...do you like anime also?

>>211813262
that's a good thing. implants only look good on women who were already stacked and/or fat beforehand.

>>211811391
>>211811553
>>211811788
>>211813163
AWOOOOGA
HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA
*pants like a dog*
*head blows smoke like an old train*

>>211811462
This is true

>>211813163
I say it with the utmost respect

>>211810502
it's not a tranny for goodness sake. trust your instincts and don't get psyopped by the trannies pretending that they can ever pass. YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL

>>211810193 (OP)
"no thanks...that tuna salad gave me the shits."

>>211813854
>>211814605
It's time for me to retire

>>211814932
Your good deed for the month is giving us the name before you go

i love women so much

>>211815128
same bro

>>211815001
沃特林

>>211815128
talk to one and you wont for long

>>211811391
>>211811553
>>211811788
>>211813163
>>211814932
This is great but how can someone please halp me put my penis in her?

>>211816976
>travel to China
>be White