>The unsub is a white male, in his late 20s to early 30s. He is a loner, no real friends, isolates himself from his family, and spends most of his time on internet message boards.

NIGGER HEIL HITLER!!!!!

>fuck da police

>>211811927 (OP)
>pic related
We found your man, cap'n

>what have you got to say for yourself young man? we won't keep you long as long as you cooperate with us.
>pic related

>>211811927 (OP)
Won't give up without a fight, eh?

>CHIEF! This one's a tough nut to crack.
>Don't put your panties in a bunch - he'll break.
>pic related

>OH YEAH TOMMY!? Think your some kinda tough guy runnin' your way up the racket! We always get our man!

I would get in trouble for assuming every unsub is black just based on statistics.

>This one is wild one, chief.
>report says suspect browses "lolicon"? - what's that?
>then he goes out all day barking at bushes in the park.
>pic related is from our last surveillance tape.

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>>211811927 (OP)
>trying to line this one up guys
>dash-cam and chase-cam don't add up
>pic related
>just put "suicide" on the DOA

>Chief, I think this guy you're having us stakeout might be a deep undercover fed
>A fed? What the hell are you talking about, officer?
>Well, he spends about 10 hours a day making cryptic posts where he refers to himself as CIA and he appears to be working with two other agents codenamed Big Guy and Dr. Pavel
>They're up to something, our guy CIA keeps talking about some kind of extremely painful mask with Big Guy and every day he tells Dr. Pavel he can't bring friends
>Jesus tapdancing Christ...get Langley on the line, we need to see what the CIA is doing in our neck of the woods

>we brought in the best man for the job
>where's he at?
>doing his best work as we speak
>pic related

>>211811927 (OP)
>unsub
ha! queer.