>my husband has......FEMALE FRIENDS?!?

female friend = womanspeak for my bf/partner/husband is cheating on me with this bitch

no straight man likes women so if a guy is friends with one he wants to fuck them

>>211812544 (OP)
Good job hiding that lav mic

>>211812544 (OP)
do you guys have female friends? i have some and i like to talk to them when my incel feelings start to get strong. After spending some time again i don't hate women anymore, at least until the next incel episode.

>>211813366
*after spending some time with them

>>211813190
Straight man here. Back in college I started talking to this evangelic girl because I wanted to fuck but she dodged all of my advances and somehow we remained friends to this day. Idk man, it's kind of endearing hearing her talk about her wacky church adventures, and I'm not even sexually attracted to her anymore.

>>211812544 (OP)
>If you want to fuck Sofia all you gotta do is say "Hey Baby"
>Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants, “If she wants to be a photographer, she’ll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she’ll fuck a filmmaker. She’s a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.

My female friends are either exes or women i’d never find attractive. it took several rounds of me getting into relationships with friends to realize pure friendship isn’t doable - though it’s always been because they start developing feelings and I find out I secretly wanted to bang them all along.

I guess Anna Faris was based on Cameron Diaz interacting with Spike Jonze while he was dating Sofia Coppola

>>211813190
Straight men want to fuck EVERY decent looking woman, most have restraint though.

>>211812544 (OP)
>guess I better cheat on him with Bill Murray then teehee
what a bitch

>>211813366
>do you guys have female friends?
Fuck no. If they're good looking then sex gets in the way. If they aren't good looking then they get possessive of you around other bitches. It's a no win situation.

>>211813366
Real friends, no. Some colleagues that I almost could spend free time with. If they are married, it really helps me treating women as regular people.

I had an interesting experience in an online game. I met a naive 18 year-old girl who was really from a different planet than me. It was apparent that we were not suitable for each other romantically, but I become a bit of a tutor and I started to red pill her on men, saying basically that everyone who approach her are after one thing only. She didn't believe me at first but months and years later, she would many times admit that I was correct once again.
When I quit the game, I send a DM to closest buddies there saying that I don't intend to stay in contact anymore. Funnily enough, all men and the aforementioned woman understood and wished me well, while other women felt insulted and started complaining. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>211813767
did Tobey Maguire really say that?

>>211812544 (OP)
If you're in a relationship with someone, that person having and regularly talking to "friends" of the opposite sex is a giant red flag and the only correct action is to end the relationship if they refuse to cut contact.

>>211813320
Nah. Look at the thickness of that sweater, there's no point in hiding a lav under there. If anything it's probably hidden under the shirt collar or weaved along ScarJo's hair. That bulge must be something else. Either way the entire shot is boomable so...

>Real friends, no. Some colleagues that I almost could spend free time with. If they are married, it really helps me treating women as regular people.

>I had an interesting experience in an online game. I met a naive 18 year-old girl who was really from a different planet than me. It was apparent that we were not suitable for each other romantically, but I become a bit of a tutor and I started to red pill her on men, saying basically that everyone who approach her are after one thing only. She didn't believe me at first but months and years later, she would many times admit that I was correct once again.
>When I quit the game, I send a DM to closest buddies there saying that I don't intend to stay in contact anymore. Funnily enough, all men and the aforementioned woman understood and wished me well, while other women felt insulted and started complaining. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>211813529
You are her gay friend.

>>211813190
honestly you might be homosexual
it's ok though! it's 2025
we accept you for you
<3

>>211813190
this
i would never willingly speak to an unrelated female if i didn't want to fuck her

>>211816808
this nigga can't even groom right

>>211816936
She does not like gays as she's a radical christian (evangelic). She even talks to me about her hatred for gays, lesbians and trannies, shit's hilarious.

>>211815610
>If they are married, it really helps me treating women as regular people
The only women to actively pursue me have been married women

>>211813767
So her dad wanted to be a little girl?

>>211813320
that's a mole

>>211812544 (OP)
It's not that. It's more like she hates her because she's stupid as fuck, and she can't understand why her husband likes to be around her, let alone be her friend even. It's as if she is even further away from her husband than she thought.

>>211813529
>I'm not even sexually attracted to her anymore.
If you walked into the room and she was sitting there naked, spread eagle and she said, "fuck me, anon", you would. Your mind has just adjusted to there being zero possibility of sex.