What is the stupidest way an actor has died?

>>211812961 (OP)
The answer is always going to be Carradine.

Helicopter decapitation in a weird anti-white segment in a sci-fi horror anthology film.

Anton Yelchin

>>211812961 (OP)
>What is the stupidest way an actor has died?
bleeding out in a burning barn while federal troops shoot at you

>>211813158
This, also that guy from the MCU that cut his dick off with a lawnmower or snowblower and bled out

>>211813334
He didn't die, he just wished he did

>>211813334
He lives, anon.

>>211813095
>getting murdered is stupid

>>211812961 (OP)
Superman falling from a horse

>>211813370
Can you really call that "living"?

>>211814019
Living his best life.

>>211812961 (OP)
I don’t know if you can top shooting yourself in the head with a gun because you think it won’t kill you unless you have someone like have a piano fall on your head and it turns your teeth into piano keys

>>211812961 (OP)

>>211812961 (OP)

>>211814208
I'd rather be found dead in some humiliating sex pose like Carradine, than to live as Will Smith.

>be Bruce Lee
>snorts a ton of cocaine
>starts a fight with a Silat master in Thailand
>cocaine mixes with painkiller mid match, evolving the chestburster he had inside himself as part of his training
>dies of liver failure due to acid entering the bloodstream

>On the morning of February 27, 16-year-old Genaro Samano Villanueva, was taken into San Diego police custody after attempting to steal a radio from a car near his home. Released into the custody of his high school vice principal, Villanueva left school and went to Balboa Park. There he was spotted by Canadian tourist Jack Beamer prowling around inside the motor home of Beamer's friends. After Beamer accosted him, Villanueva fled the scene.[4]

>Huffman, who was cast in the play Of Mice and Men at the Old Globe Theatre and was set to begin work on the television miniseries North and South the following week,[5] had visited the theatre shortly before noon to share cookies with the cast and crew[2] and was sitting in his van near the theatre playing his bagpipes when he saw Beamer confront Villanueva. He gave chase in his vehicle, parking the van near the Spreckels Organ Pavilion and following Villanueva into the park. When he caught up with Villanueva, the two became involved in a physical altercation, during which Villanueva stabbed Huffman twice in the chest with a screwdriver. Huffman died of exsanguination, likely within 30 to 45 seconds.[4] His body was found less than an hour later in a Palm Canyon crevice by a group of children, although it was not positively identified until later that night.[2]

tldr never play vigilante

Naya Rivera went swimming in rough water alone with her son and neither had life jackets. She drowned in front of her son after she put him in the boat and was then too exhausted to save herself. Her son has expressed guilt about not being able to save his mother.

>“Something he’s said over and over is that he was trying to find a life raft, and there was a rope, but there was a big spider on the rope, and he was too scared to throw it," Dorsey says. "I keep reassuring him, ‘Buddy, that rope wasn’t going to be long enough.'"
https://people.com/naya-rivera-son-josey-tried-to-throw-her-a-rope-the-day-she-drowned-exclusive-9872137

>>211814523
Wouldnt call that dumb

>>211814523
I heard his guilt almost lead him to suicide but there was a spider on the rope.

Michael Hutchinson having a choke wank.

>>211814523
He should feel guilty, he killed his mom

that Star Trek dude that was killed by his Jeep

>>211812961 (OP)
>Glatman had seen Ms. Dull modeling in bondage photoshoots for John Willie, and became infatuated with her. On the 1st of August, Glatman called Judy on the number given to him by her agency and told her of the exciting opportunity he had concocted. He asked her to wear street clothes and told her they could even shoot at her apartment if it made her feel more comfortable.

>Later that day, Glatman arrived at Judy's apartment. He told her that the lighting wasn't right for this particular shoot, and he would like to go to his studio instead. When they arrived, he explained to Judy that the photoshoot included bondage, and he would need to tie her up. When the photo shoot was finished, he raped her several times, losing his virginity in the process. He then made her sit down next to him, cuddle on the sofa and watch TV.

>Around 10.30 pm, Glatman told Judy that he was ready to let her go but would need to leave her in the middle of nowhere. Instead, he tied her wrists again and led her to his car by gunpoint. He then drove her 100 miles southeast, outside Los Angeles, near Thousand Palms. When they finally arrived, he lassoed her neck, pushed her down onto her knees and hog-tied her. He then pulled on the rope until she was dead.

>>211815244
Damn

>>211814523
Did several cast members of Glee die?

>>211812961 (OP)
Deadpool stunt lady who died because they decided having foxy Cleopatra with a giant afro was progressive and that's why she wasn't wearing a helmet

dis dood

>>211815746
every stuntman doesnt wear a helmet. she died cause she was a dei hire that wasnt qualified to do the stunt

>>211813158
That was more unfortunate than stupid. Apparently the particular brake malfunction that killed him was common with that vehicle, they even issued a recall.

>>211812961 (OP)
Aspirin

>>211816038
he went out like a legend, not stupid at all

Ronald Reagan

>>211815669
>Glatman was of Russian-Jewish and Polish-Jewish descent.
Early life strikes again!

James Gandolfini ate himself to death like the fat Jersey swine that he was.

>>211813158
>will never get fright night 2 because he owned a shitty car
Depressing

>>211815244
Hilarious

>>211815616
Edgy

>>211816408
OOOOOOOOH!

>>211814078
why did I laugh so hard at this?

>>211815669
Men are disgusting

>>211814354
Hyponatremia, actually.

>>211812961 (OP)
Little known fact: Hexum was EG Daily's boyfriend at the time, which means he fucked Buttercup.

*starts coughing up blood in the middle of the night after being ill for weeks*
"no big deal, it will resolve on its own"

>>211814078
Pipe protocol?

suspicious ones: carradine, saget, trevor moore

>>211816730
Braddu Pittu, actually

>After celebrating with staff from Beijing Film Studio, and while waiting for a ride back to the hotel, he decided to walk around the China Central Television film studio grounds, and climbed a prop tower on the set of another film.[7] He lost his footing and fell three stories, suffering severe head injuries. Smith was rushed by staff to a local hospital, then transferred to Beijing. He lapsed into a coma and was kept on life support for ten days until life support was discontinued.

Trevor Moore

>>211817087
in many ways that was a fitting death for him.

probably overdosing on heroine when you're a beloved acclaimed actor with a wife and kids

>>211816851
Honestly I could see myself going out like this.
I hate the trouble of going to the doctor, and "It'll probably be fine" hasn't failed me yet.

>>211814078
This gave me the best laugh in a long while
>>211816474
Dunno, but it just did

>>211814208
Bummer because growing up I loved watching The Fresh Prince. I still like Will Smith but seeing him like this is sad

>>211815244
Kek

>>211815244
Oof

>>211814354
It's even stupider than that
>have the sweat glands in your armpits taken by a doctor so you don't sweat on set cause "ew it looks gross when I sweat"
>body has no way of sweating fast enough to cool off your body
>as an actor who makes a living doing athletic shit on camera
>brain sends signals to get out water to cool off, still thinks there's sweat glands in his armpits. swells because body can't get water out of system instead
>dies

>>211816107
This is the stupid version, although the guy lived
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-358451/Harvey-blames-potatoes-bizarre-car-accident.html

>>211812961 (OP)
Poo

>>211815244

>>211814523
Define "big," because he might be justified.

>>211817024
who made the decision to turn off his life support tho?

>>211818336
Kevin Sorbo. He said God told him to take him off of life support in a dream.
>>211817024
Also, I'm a zoomer and know who that is :)

>>211817706
same, my buddy my age (30) told me I should be going to the doctor annually at the least to get checked up and I was like not a chance dude i I'm going out its just gonna sneak up on me until I can't make it to work anymore

>>211815669
i used to think raping a woman was one of the most evil vile things a man could do but the older I get the more I get triggered by men who rape a woman and then murder her, rape is horrific enough but for that to be your final moment in life and then to be murdered by that same monster what a sad way to go

>>211815695
Her, Monteith and Mark Salling

>>211817925
I can't imagine the kind of doctor who would be ok with this operation, I am bummed now that I read this, what a perfectly avoidable way to die.
>>211818887
I think is fairly normal anon, is one crime after the other, inevitably makes it worse.

what really happened?

>>211817024
That one always sticks out. How do you lose your footing on something like that?

>>211815244

>>211813334
Renner lost his dick not his life.

>>211814404
That's why you shoot the motherfuckers, dumbass.

>>211814301
Janoy rightly denying him sympathy was kino

>>211815244

>>211815244

suicide
especially that homo bourdain

>>211816544
Every year in the U.S. men are responsible for the killing of about 12,000 people on average.

Every year in the U.S. women are responsible for the killing of about 500,000 unborn people on average...people that the overwhelming majority of them CHOSE to create.

Fuck off with your bullshit.

>>211813389
The other carradine retard

>>211813389
It is.
I know some absolute retards that have managed to not get murdered.

>>211812961 (OP)
>>211814301
Why are chads more often than not total retards?

>>211821005
Half of being a Chad is doing things without worrying about the consequences ie being a retard

>>211813158
>Rich
>Buy a jeep
The universe punished his stupidity

>>211820883
You don’t really believe abortion is murder. If you did, you wouldn’t make “exceptions,” like rape, incest and life of the mother. Nothing could justify murdering a child.
So kindly fuck off with your bullshit, you big phony.

>>211818030
>by a meal of three giant baked potatoes smothered in tuna mayonnaise and cheese.
Wtf is wrong with Brits

>>211819267
It's retarded made up shit anon. Dying because you don't have armpit sweat glands? Stop believing literally anything you read you are hopeless

>>211813158
fug that's fucked up and unlucky

"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door." - bilbo

>>211821360
Wtf that's literally revolting

>>211821360
Sounds delicious

>>211815244

>>211821005
Chads and stacies coast through live without putting in any effort. They don't have to think before doing things because usually whatever they do just works out for them. Everyone else has to actually use their brain to get things.

>>211821293
>You don’t really believe abortion is murder.
Tell that to the guys that didn't want the bitch to murder the unborn child. Women are FAR worse then men when it comes to destroying life.

Fuck off with your bullshit.

>>211821051
Yeah but does said things constitute shooting yourself in the face and trying to outrun a train? That's pajeet tier

>>211817024
>>211819427
Sounds like a cover story for the mob throwing him off the building

>>211821480
Incredible victim complex

>>211821480
You’re remarkably blasé about living in a country where it’s legal to murder children.
Almost like you don’t care.

>>211814208
Well you put it like that...

>>211815244
Oh that's good.

>>211816443
Sure, next time I'll be robbing his house.

>>211812961 (OP)
The guy from Whitest Kids You Know, if he counts as an actor

>>211813095
I dont know if going out on an orgasm is necessarily stupid

>>211817024
It's just a boys thing. Haven't you climbed any trees?
>>211816395
>An intelligence quotient test measured his level of intelligence at 130.

>as a small child, tying a string around his penis and pulling on it to achieve a sexual thrill.

>>211813158
Okay, you win

>>211815244
Pfffffft

It's kinda heartbreaking though, the dude was 4.

>Josey, who was only 4 at the time, also remembers that it was windy that day, and he describes being worried about getting into the water, but his mom told him, “Don’t be silly!"

Still smarter than his mother too

Eh, that's what all them Glee people deserve.
Fucking singers.
I hate singers.

>>211813283
WHAT WAS HE THINKING!!!???

>>211816851
Didnt steve mcqueen do a similar thing and then go to a shitty mexican doctor and die

>>211825704
I dunno, let's consult Wikipedia! :)

yes

>>211816038
Nope

>>211814208
Im convinced Jada is a demon. Maybe she got possessed during Demon Knight (def worth watching)

>>211825704
yeah when his tumor grew to 5 lbs

>>211825851
She just a hoe.

>>211813283
He wasn’t in the barn

>>211825858
Its probably fine

>>211821366
Anon, if you can't sweat you die when the heat comes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Crystals

>>211813283
>describes the ending to Cold Hand Luke

>>211816851
This has happened to me and it resolved on itself.