Cast him

>>211815200 (OP)

John Cena!

Bump

>>211815200 (OP)
>woke duke nukem
What a fucking abomination that will be...

>>211815233
my pap calls him "john china" heh

>>211815200 (OP)

Hail to the king, baby.

I've got balls of steel

>>211815200 (OP)
CGI John Wayne

>>211815989
queen*
zendaya is a queen.
more specifically the queen of /tv/

BROWN LESBIAN HUMILIATES DUKE EVERY WEEK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I watched the Captain lazerhawk animation he made.
Beside >pic related
it has many dicks, like actual shown dicks, very gay.
It wouldn't surprise me if it ends like the new He-man, where it lures you in with a trailer looking like what you want, false press release and then Duke dies or is kidnapped and a strong woman who needs no man has to rescue him.

>>211816227
You saying shes such a bad actress she couldnt play a man?

Wow.
Way to shit on her. She is way more talented than you think.

>>211815200 (OP)
saars

>>211815874
This.

>>211815874
Duke nukem: land of the they/thems.

>>211815200 (OP)
Blow it out your ass
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FvL-WGcoBis&pp=ygUQRHVrZSBudWtlbSB0cm9sbA%3D%3D

>>211815200 (OP)
Steve Buscimi.

no cute zendaya as Dukette Nukem, no watchy

>>211815200 (OP)
Leslie Jones

>>211815200 (OP)
John China was attached to that shit several years ago, now I would go with Hunter Sniffer

>>211815200 (OP)
Blow it out your ass

>>211815200 (OP)
Jon St. John

>>211815882
>>211820249
father & daughter how beautiful

>>211820249

>>211815200 (OP)
zendaya

>>211815874
>those alien bastards are gonna pay for fucking up my pronouns

>>211815233
Epic hilarious

>>211815200 (OP)
Bill Hader

>>211815200 (OP)
Elliot Page

>>211815200 (OP)
Frank Zagarino but he's much too old now

Honestly you'd probably have to hire a Russian snow nigger who does roids or something and went into acting after a brief military service career but also speaks English at least as well Dolph or Arnold or something but you end up having to overdub over it in post anyways so it doesn't matter.

Gimme Arnold

>>211816128
Based

>>211815200 (OP)
So that's the guy responsible for these shows, huh? Does he know these video games aren't a street in India?

>>211815200 (OP)
If it's not someone like Arnold (which the character is based on) then it will be miscast and a waste of time.

>>211815200 (OP)
Elliot Page.

>>211815200 (OP)

>I got balls of steel, but I don't mean it in a sexist way. Women could have balls of steel too! Or feminine ones, if they so choose to
>It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I don't mean in that specific order, it's fine if you enjoy chewing ass too. It's 2025 after all.
>Hail to the King, Baby! It's a euphemism of course, I joined the "No King" protest recently
>I like a good cigar (but I don't endorse smoking) and a bad woman (my wife's son told me safe horny is feminist and empowering)
>It's time to abort your your whole freaking species! Did I mention that I'm pro-choice?

>>211815200 (OP)
>I came here to chew ethically-sourced bubblegum and unalive transphobes, and I'm all out of ethically sourced bubblegum. State your pronouns and say your prayers (to Allah, the only marginalized and valid Abrahamic deity)

>>211815200 (OP)
John China.

>>211822424
Anon... I

>>211815200 (OP)

>>211822505
>>211822552
Hehe.

This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTCSOnsQ8c

>>211815200 (OP)
>woke netflix tranime
yay more corpse rape. brilliant. I love the future and indians and zoomers. this is epic unc!

>>211815874
I'm here to kick CHUD ass and chew soigum....and I'm all out of gum

>>211820547
This would be amazing.

>>211815200 (OP)
Hunter Schafer as the main character

>>211815874
His voice actor basically

>John St. John's voice
>Some roidmonkeys arms
>All shot in the first person like "Hardcore Henry" or that FPS sequence from "Doom".

>>211816434
That's what he did with DMC.

>Hunter Schafer as Duchess Nukem
>constantly talks about how "her" gun is bigger than others
>grabs crotch and does humping motion after every kill

>>211815200 (OP)
if anyone did it sincerely, it might be alright.
no one will
btock lesnar could have done it 15 years ago

>>211824792
I wouldn't know because I avoided it when I found out it was about "muh demon children and 911", christ I would bet he would have done the exact same thing if he had to do a LotR adaptation.

I don't hate him, I am crazy enough that I want to see a second season of Captain lazerhawk just to see in which crazy places it goes and it did have some genuine fun moments like Sam Fisher stealthing around with no legs or Rayman going postal.