the writing is on the wall, the ship is sinking bros

Mike's life makes so much more sense when you realize Jessi left him and he has been drinking himself slowly to death since then

the walls are closing in
the ship is sinking
the noose is tightening
the writing is on the wall
the walls are crumbling
the situation is dire
the fat lady is about to sing
the ship is groaning like a fat man straining to take a shit
the forecast is grim
the end is nigh
they are all but done
the curtains are coming to a close
the sun is setting
the dream is dying
the light is fading

Insider here: Mike "trusted Rich to do it right" and make the Critter puppet a proper animatronic. Rich is supposed to be the handyman despite Mike's mockery and to his credit did install functioning hydraulics into the puppet that theoretically could be used to work it but during Mike's frantic facefucking of it something went wrong and the literal jaws of death clamped onto his vaguely erect drunkard penis and severed it from his body. The blood thinners and failing health made attempts to save him difficult, and claims have been made by the sole witness (Jay) that it looked to not be an accident. The funeral will be announced on Patreon soon.

deserved

Rich evans is my spirit animal.

>>211815361 (OP)
>There's leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room
>The poor, the lame, the blind
>Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
>Killers, thieves, and lawyers

COVID mindbroke them. Many such cases.

>>211815698

>>211815361 (OP)
Get some new material.

>>211815361 (OP)
It's over...

>>211815512
the silence is deafening

Only a new BotW with The Wizard can save the RLM franchise.

>>211815666
cool story bro

Timbros... we'll be back next episode

>it's been years and based kabasinski and based jim haven't been back

>>211816070
Brool story co.

>>211815512
The storm is coming

>>211815361 (OP)
You're giving them free advertisement? You must really like them.

>>211815361 (OP)
I enjoyed the latest BOTW. I hope they watch Deathstalker 3 some day

>>211815512
the shit hawks are coming, big dirty shit hawks......they're coming....they're flying in low, they're swooping down shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shit nest.

>>211817366
Does it bring the rape back?

>>211815512
The hands of time are marching on

>>211815512
Have I fallen so far?
Is the hour so late?

>>211815425
wow he's just like me

>>211815361 (OP)
Their backlog of videos gain more views by the day. Some of the best of the worsts are now over 4 million views. I remember being a fan when the first best of the worsts in the backlog started to pass 1 million views. Old re:views and half in the bags also have lots of views as well. Their rise of Skywalker hitb has like 8 million or something. You wish you were as successful as they are.

>>211816022

>>211817308
They're my imaginary friends.

>>211817776
i dont care for the best of the worsts

>>211816674
Next BOTW is a first time special guest. If it's a celeb I ain't watchin. I can barely stand Freddie

>>211817776
Most of the BOTWs from the golden age (2014-17) have crazy rewatch value. The newer ones have their moments but are often very disposable and forgettable. It's all becoming a bit rote.

>>211815361 (OP)
Their schtick has gone stale.
>We all talk in monotone mumbling with no enthusiasm now
>Movie theater BAD
>"Sounds like it was written by A.I."
>Movie reviewers, the review: It was okay.

You can only milk these for so long.

>>211817878
>make a few reductive points about their humor
>ha-ha! I've got them now!
You're almost endearing.

>>211817857
Next re:view is Back to the Future Pt II which also reeks of celeb guest.

>>211817866
It's the newer ones that have more views than the older ones thoughever

>>211817908
Still not watching, Jay.

>>211815361 (OP)
It started sinking when jay raved about I Saw The Axe Wound Grow

>>211817933
actually that was Josh

I stopped watching years ago when they started to enjoy the slop.

>>211817827
Can you achieve this life fatigue naturally?

>>211818223
just watch all of star trek

Never forget summer 2024 when we got four HitBs in under two months for mainstream releases.

I guess in hindsight that was just Mike fundraising for his ghost hunting larp.

>>211815361 (OP)
>Disney money running out
KEK

>>211815840
how so?

Still waiting on that Batman 2022 review

>>211818880
They did a mini-review of it during one of the re:view episodes, took a couple minutes out and went over it

>>211815698
What a gigantic faggot this tranny is

>>211815361 (OP)
>Updates to everyone here! We have TWO BOTW's with two special guests in the can and currently being edited. One guest is a return and the other is a first-timer!!! We'll space them out over the next century or so, but we have some other videos in the works too. We are also planning to hang Sly Stallone up from the ceiling. Same with Rich Evan's giant red nosed clown (I'm referring to the prop from the last Halloween episode NOT his penis) I doubt we'll document this effort. However, if you read an article that says "Milwaukee man killed by rubber Sylvester Stallone and Large styrofoam clown after a tragic fall from a ladder" you can bet there's a good 25% chance it was one of us.

>>211815361 (OP)
Where the fuck is their Lynch tribute?

>>211819038
>We see integrity as our brand, as well as diversity, inclusion and equity. Vote Kamala in 2028!
what did Jay mean by that?

>job is to watch movies and talk about them
>struggle to release one video a week

>>211818617
Got vaxxed and got brain aids

>>211815425
they are married and supposedly have a kid
rich has been engaged for like 10 years
im assuming jay is gay

they all live in apartments despite being over 25 years old (over 45 in fact)
>>211815698
I don't get it
>>211817866
the recent one (straight blazin') was good

>>211815425
You faggots get way too invested in the personal lives of YouTubers. You should be ashamed

>>211819483
i'm incapable of feeling shame because youtubers i watch are my friends and they don't judge me

>>211816022
noone even fucking calls him that anymore

>>211815698

>>211819200
didnt deserve one.

>>211815512
the sneed is feeding

>>211815425
not quite, based Shatner simply MINDBROKE him with a tweet

>>211815361 (OP)
No more disney money :(

>>211820184
Based Lynch

>>211817878
>Movie theater BAD
ive never watched these people's videos but some movies are objectively better with theatre sound.
so their reviews are worthless, like i thought. good to know

>>211815361 (OP)
Two more weeks innit

>>211819369
>they all live in apartments despite being over 25 years old (over 45 in fact)
Is living in apartments an anomaly in Milwaukee?

>>211822266
This meme is missing the fact that they used to hire strippers for their videos. That all stopped once they cultivated a reddit audience that would get offended and cancel them for misogyny.

>>211815361 (OP)
Go woke go broke

>>211819200
>Thinking these plebs even know who Lynch is yet alone watch his movies

Mike admitted to having never seen a movie before the year 1978

>>211822759
>Star Wars (1977)

>>211815698
>Tranny tries to pull the "they're nazi's" card
>Has no effect
Gotta love how no one listens to trannies anymore

>>211815698
>that other view exist

Not an educated person even. lol

>>211822467
if you live in an apartment after age 25 you are a loser

>>211823550
But rich new yorkers do that

>>211820347
I tried watching this troon coded slop and it was terrible lol randum shit, not a single supposedly humorous moment landed.

>>211822987
That's what RLM get for trying to play to the tranny audience for fame and fortune. Glad it blew up in their faces.

>upload like 3 times a year
>wonder where the views are going

>>211815361 (OP)
The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and /tv/ simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>211819038
>Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell in that."
>Jay Bowflex

>We interrupt this episode of Half in the Bag to remind y'all that Black Trans Women have a very simple message, stop killing them.

schizo thread

>>211815361 (OP)
Good.

>montage of missing white women with wacky music

>>211815698
Crazy how everything these people make feels like getting nagged by a resentful mother with borderline personality disorder

>>211817908
>>make a few reductive points about movies they watched
>>ha-ha! I've got them now!
Bed Wetter Media fans have room temp IQs

>>211819038
lol they say shit like this but then "ironically" read off lists and make bad faith opinions. for me i was over them when mike started soft bragging about how much money they were making and with how little work they were doing. like fuck off you fat fag. oh and then when they started acting like they actually know hollywood people and are anywhere near that sphere of reality that was genuine cope and embarrassing of them

You will never have this

>>211815361 (OP)
The show where all authenticity has been ironed out to the point where everything muttered from these aging Gen X is coated in 50 layers of irony?
They sit down and play armchair director and throw out the dumbest ideas.

>>211822404
They hate theaters because they live in Milwaukee

Also fuck webps

Look who I met

>>211815512
the ass is in the ass

>>211828003
thank god!

Does anyone else download Mike Stoklasas personality every time they release a new episode? I recently started laughing at old people for no reason, and i've suddenly become a huge star trek fan and Rem Lazar is like 30% of my personality as well.

>>211815361 (OP)
I've had their latest BOTW with the comic book guy open in a tab for weeks now
I can't bring myself to see it
I don't know why I can't just letgo and unsubscribe

>>211829825
I like watching vinny but yeah the rem lazar stuff was always so obvious were it came from

>>211829890
I stopped watching them for like 3 years because I was busy with other stuff and life in general didn't leave me much free time. The past few months I almost caught up with their videos and it felt fresh again. Maybe you need a break too

>>211819194
Can they provide a Patreon update on their 3D printed untraceable handgun business?

>>211816863
Whatever happened to Jim? They’ve had Colin back plenty

At least they stopped making Star Trek videos. Remember that stretch of two or three years that was all Star Trek? Holy shit. I hope that never happens again.

They need to replace everyone but Rich Evans and call it Red Dick Media.

What's the average wage in Milwaukee?

Based on their Patreon they earn 65k a year each minimum after factoring in patreon's cut, that's not too bad assuming their videos are a few thousand in ad rev each

>>211830309
>Based on their Patreon they earn 65k a year
Based on what estimate?

>>211815361 (OP)
If you all hate RLM so much, why can't you stop talking about them, obsessing over everything they say, and continuing to make multiple threads about them every day?

>>211830481
because OP is mentally ill

>>211819038
Is there no way to get rid of the censoring in it subtitles anymore?

790K views for a BOTW that came out just 9 days ago seems about normal.

305K views for a short video where they unbox some relatively obscure movie props is more or less what you'd expect. (Do zoomers even know Critters or Demolition Man?)

I don't understand what seems to be the problem here.

>>211832832
RLM has had consistent views for almost a decade, yet there's threads made here year after year about how they've fallen off. It's like the pathetic faggots that obsess over them think that if they post something over and over, it will magically come true.

>>211815698
>Aquaman, 6:22
>M: You've got Patrick Wilson as King Gooba Gooba-
>J: As bible man
Yeah, that's pretty goddamn problematic.

>>211815361 (OP)
dropped them after that half assed review were they only watched half of a movie, it's nothing but mike rambling these days, just retire you obsolete fucks.

>>211815698
I don't even remember RLM being particularly sexist wtf

>>211815512
the angels are practicing scales on the trumpets
the swan is warming up his throat

>>211830240
he won an emmy for his effects work on vikings and turned his back on these dimwits.

>>211833601
making fun of the new ghostbusters counts

>>211833554
Yes I'm also very upset that they didn't give enough attention and dignity to the artistry presented in the Minecraft movie.

>>211828003
You can definitely see how Rich could have been handsome if he was not bald and fat

>>211833897
They should've given it zero attention if they didn't even plan to watch it in full

>>211815512
This is all happening to me.

>>211815887
"i want my name to be spaghetti"

>>211833707
He reposts their stuff on X occasionally. Probably doesn't have time.

>>211815698
I have never in my entire life based off the hundred or so Red Letter Media videos I have seen ever noticed them say anything misogynistic.
Mr. Plinkett maybe but he's meant to be a loser from like 100 years ago who failed at everything.
In fact the reason I stopped watching RLM is because they try so hard to sound as disinterested as possible in whatever is going on.
This guy is a faggot.

>>211833377
It's falling off. Mike made Jay sell his ocelot menagerie because RLM just can't afford it anymore.

>>211815361 (OP)
cinema is in decline and most movies are now worthless forgettable shit. how do you expect a movie review show to keep up their popularity in such an environment? movies just don't have the cultural prestige they did 6 years ago.

>>211819483
>too invested
if you watch the videos it's easily telegraphed, dude's a sad old drunk, he like a father without a child

>>211818084
Mike did not replace all of Rich's food with pig slop, that is a lie.

Has anyone else noticed the abundance of KiwiFarms-esque hate threads about celebs and e-celebs lately?

Made day after day. Always one up, always 250 posts of seething hatred about some guy in a way that didn't organically happen years ago.
Have we just been invaded?

>>211815361 (OP)
Mike Stoklasa is a faggot who ruined Star Wars

When Jay comes out as a woman it'll finally be the end

>>211815361 (OP)
No, this is what the death of a youtube channel looks like.

>>211822266
Wow how have I never heard of "The Recovered" this shit SUCKS ASS HAHAHAHA. Mike spitting up blood while being tortured is so fucking bad. Worthy to be on someone's best of the worst episode. These slobs stink!

>>211834969
Context?

>>211817878
You forgot
>Mike constantly complaining about White people
>Mike pulls out a peace of paper and reads off reviews and strawmans them.
>Mike starts ranting about how he would write a movie (makes it worse)

>>211815361 (OP)
I stopped supporting Red Letter Media after they came out in support of Israel. I know it was mostly Mike Stoklasa supporting Palestine’s genocide but it still feels wrong.

>>211819299
They don’t even watch movies. They skim past them and have employees watch the movies in advance and write jokes for them.

They even bragged about not finishing Minecraft.

>>211830240
He got a clue and jumped from the sinking ship before permanently damaging his reputation.

>>211834825
No, we just hate hacks, e-celebs, and those who combine both

>>211815698
Why do trannies hate RLM so much?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-critique-of-red-letter-media%E2%80%99s-bigoted-content-see-staff-post.129228/

>>211815361 (OP)
whiteoids are on the bottom of the totem pole right now and no one really wants to watch a group of them(much less a group of them that are above the age of 40)

>>211823550
you'd be a loser even if you owned several villas thoughbeit

>>211819369
Yeah jay is gay. Not in the closet but extremely discreet about it

>>211815698
wat

>>211826558
Looks like hitler in the thumbnail

>>211823550
>the metric for success in adulthood is having to drive an hour for a quart of milk
Suburbanites truly are an unhinged breed.

>>211835967
The metric is not having to live around brown people.

>>211835173
If you reacted to that movie, they would probably copyright strike the video out of pure seething

>>211834892
Will he shave this head again this year?

>>211819369
Mike and Jessi aren’t married but ARE together in a nice house. Rich and Karin are married. Jay is debatable but I’m gonna find out eventually

>>211837604
Jay owns like 50 cats

https://youtu.be/pxfDnq9ORIs?si=kQIhrals0dlIcdLh&t=106

>>211817568
I hope so
I've never seen it

>>211829825
Literal NPC behavior

>>211817866
it really comes down to the movies they watch
they've mined many of the best b movies, so they have to stretch further for new ones, and they're often hit or miss

>>211815361 (OP)
Good riddance. It's because of them we got shit like Star Wars 7-9 to "please the fans". Not to mention their the ones who ruined online criticism and discussion.

Fuck them.

>>211834892
Mike Stoklasa is the trans one. His alcoholism is lowering his testosterone and causing him to crossdress.

>>211833897
If you dislike something so much that you don't feel the need to review it, then just don't review it; don't waste our time.

>>211835933
Based.

>>211837961
>Fat, balding low T alcoholic
I will find a way to get rid of Jessi and fuck him so help me God

>>211838117
May I interest you in a bara Mike body pillow in the meantime?

>>211837604
Touch grass, faggot

>>211834892
>There was that scene where this one character is getting hung with his own intestines, and they're not shying away from it which was great, but then they cut to one of the female characters with her shirt off and I was like, "Oh come on now", that was kinda tasteless.

>>211838357
Who are you quoting?

>>211838408
Wouldn't you like to know!? Probably yo Mama!

>Refuses to review any popular/relevant movies
>Only page 12 direct to streaming horroslop
>Rants about theatres and AI
>Puts out one of their cashcow shows once in a while to pay for the warehouse

Surely they all have thriving families with MULTIPLE children each to care of right? What the hell do men in their 50s do if they're not super wealthy and only have to work 12 hours a month?

>>211838663
>What the hell do men in their 50s do if they're not super wealthy and only have to work 12 hours a month?

Literally eat, drink and sit around thinking about past regrets.

>>211838352
I’m a woman I just like stalking YouTubers for fun

>>211839376
Stalk Jay all the local creeps agree is the most fun to watch him try to escape

What went wrong?

>>211839376
That's the saddest fucking thing I've ever heard

>>211839516
America

>>211830309
>65k
Milwaukee milionares

>Hey Anon, you got a movie for us to watch on BotW?

>>211839651
Why is Jay wearing a pink wristband

>>211839699
They all are. Are you blind?

>>211839699
Those are for alcohol sales. Look at the cups

They are plagiarists who stole content from chefelf to make their first 'videos'
thats why all they can say about films is ehh it was good or it sucks etc.
They were amongst the first to abuse viral marketing and astroturf themselves on 4chan.
They belong on reddit, tell them to go back there.

Herbs in all fields.

>>211839785
Schizo post

>>211815361 (OP)
I can't wait for Jay to talk about how much he hated 28 Years Later and for Mike to be the one that liked it

>>211839785
What the fuck is chefelt and what did they supposedly plagiarize?

>>211815425
Stoklasa is one of the most blatant closet cases I've ever seen in my life.

Why don't RLM make movies anymore? Even like, 48 hour movie jams?

>>211817857
they are done editing the Gallner botw?
friggin' sweet

>>211839950
https://web.archive.org/web/20041222145353/https://www.chefelf.com/starwars/ep1.php
Their 'video' was ripped virtually 1to1 from this page from 2004.
That is assuming Im not talking directly to one of you pricks. I hate the 4chan staff for enabling people like you.

>>211840013
I was planning to illegally edit all the bits of Rich falling with no sound and call it "The life of a videogamer"

>>211825363
I know a couple of gen X guys just like them, it put me off the whole "movie guy" lifestyle when you start to see how miserable it really is. Having to watch more and more obscure shitty horror movies while trying to convince yourself that you enjoy them "ironically", or hording blurays you'll never watch for some sense of accomplishment

>>211840286

>as see in EntertainmentWeekly.com

uhh, that means lawyers and shit would easily be able to sue

the fact nothing happened, means there was no plagiarism

>>211840286
Not even remotely similar to the Plinkett reviews. Unless you think two people both thinking the prequels suck counts as plagiarism.

>>211840359
Am still on full motion video phase, the pain is real

But I will watch out of love for bad acting

also fuck that autistic archive, the normal version exists

https://chefelf.com/starwars/

>>211840286
Oh so you're just retarded. Got it.

They don't put any effort in anymore because if Mike isn't home by 5:40 Jessi gets pissed

>>211840807
Finish your story. What does Mike need to do at 5:40 PM at home?

>>211840807
is /tv/ aware?

>>211841607
Mike has been secretly married to Kathleen Kennedy for years

>>211833601
They're way more racist and antisemitic if anything desu

>>211841982
I always suspected it, who else hates the prequels and want them out of cannon?

Who else would go to great lengths to plz the quels fans, even to bring harrison & fischer back

>>211838034
>If you dislike something so much that you don't feel the need to review it, then just don't review it; don't waste our time.
Maybe you should take your own advice.

>>211844577
no u

>>211840013
Probably lack of energy due to being older plus not being connected to all the same people anymore. In this case, one of those women is actually dead.

Am I the only one who doesn't give a crap about BOTW? I wish they'd just release weekly HITB and re:View, don't care about any other "content" they produce

>>211845237
>Upper earning estimate is 11x the lower estimate

Those numbers are meaningless

>>211845336
HITB hasn't covered anything interesting in ages.

>>211829825
>Rem Lazar is like 30% of my personality as well
holy based

>>211834892
Jay is not like that. He's a straight-coded homosexual man, and that's fine.