Thread 211819166 - /tv/ [Archived: 1179 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:27:39 AM No.211819166
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holy fuck this has aged like absolute SHITE. did you know this used to be an official /tv/ top 20 (500+ votes)? christ.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:33:30 AM No.211819273
Would you take the Quietus anons?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:34:22 AM No.211819288
Literally predict modern yurop, you probably have shit taste
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:42:57 AM No.211820796
>>211819273
I'm not a weak-willed ponce.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:44:30 AM No.211820815
>the last hope for humanity is a brown girl and her brown kid
Lmao we're doomed
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:44:53 AM No.211820825
>>211820796
Then how do you account for being English?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:46:02 AM No.211820846
>>211819166 (OP)
clive owen just couldnt get it together in the states
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:48:15 AM No.211820897
>>211819166 (OP)
it was always shit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:14:15 AM No.211821362
>>211819166 (OP)

I thought it was pretty cool. I really like the long tracking shot in the final act.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:29:52 AM No.211821616
>>211821362
even fucking tv shows like TD s1 have done it so much better.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:31:52 AM No.211821654
the quintessential r*ddit movie

so boring and overrated
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:32:56 AM No.211821671
>>211819166 (OP)
I haven't watched it in what must be close to 10 years now. How exactly has it aged?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:33:59 AM No.211821687
>>211819166 (OP)
I didn't understand premise to be honest. Why would everyone go insane and start killing each other just because no one was having kids?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:35:31 AM No.211821714
>>211819166 (OP)
I never liked it in the first place. Weed smoking Ian always took me out of the movie. Never seen more than that which is something like 20 minutes I think.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:36:56 AM No.211821736
>>211821687
It’s about the loss of hope
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:38:27 AM No.211821771
>le ultra-serious conversation while bullets are whizzing by everyone's head but no one really cares
cool dude nice filmmaking
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:38:51 AM No.211821781
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>>211821736
I lost hope years ago and I never started a terrorist group...unless?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:42:58 AM No.211821842
>>211821687
loads of reasons, mounting economic burdens, blaming industry or governments for allowing sterilization to happen, predicting an extinction event so no longer giving a fuck, realizing there is no need to ensure quality of life for future generations so you may as well do whatever you want etc.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:44:18 AM No.211821864
>normalized assisted suicide
>political extremism
>meaningless violence
>dwindling resources
>technology addiction
>pets are surrogate children
>state terror
>intrusive government surveillance
>cultural stagnation
people here will watch this and somehow not make the connection
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:46:53 AM No.211821900
>>211821654
>quintessential reddit movie
that would be everything everywhere all at once.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:47:49 AM No.211821918
>>211821687
Society is literally collapsing and the species itself obviously has extinction on the horizon within decades
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:50:28 AM No.211821955
>>211820815
FILTERED
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:51:40 AM No.211821971
>>211821616
Motherfucker are you high? What Cuaron did with that battle scene was absolute fucking genius.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:53:03 AM No.211821996
>>211821918
Society is not even close to collapsing
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:55:01 AM No.211822033
>>211821842
I wish he'd do the sequel where its realized the elites all sequestered themselves in enclaves and avoided the extinction because theyre the ones who engineered it. And in the end the plebs drag them all from paradise and make them skydance.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:55:14 AM No.211822040
>>211821996
Did you miss the giant piles of garbage that aren't being taken away, and you know the whole war zone on British soil
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:57:24 AM No.211822065
>>211819288
Literally drug me out of the movie it was so unrealistic, or so I thought. I thought it made no sense, we were still in the War on Terror mind you, I couldn't believe Britain would be dumb enough to let jihadis flood their country. Little did I know the shit was already well under way.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:58:58 AM No.211822095
>>211821971
>What Cuaron did with that battle scene was absolute fucking genius.
you love everything that's entirely ridiculous while presenting itself as being profound ultra-realism. you are clearly double digit iq, which is to say, below average intelligence and reasoning.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:01:21 AM No.211822133
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>>211822040
>extinction is LITERALLY HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE WITHIN A FEW DECADES BECAUSE NO ONE IS CLEANING THE TRASH!!!!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:02:30 AM No.211822147
>>211822095
ESL who thinks he’s fluent
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:03:31 AM No.211822159
>>211822133
Did you see the movie? Zero children are being born
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:04:34 AM No.211822173
>>211822147
post hand with timestamp buckaroo. you won't of course.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:06:04 AM No.211822192
>>211822147
>Proper grammar is actually ESL because... I PROMISE I'M NOT BROWN OKAY GUYS?!
aoomers cannot be real
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:10:03 AM No.211822227
>>211819166 (OP)
I had to watch this for Leaving Cert English in Ireland in 2018
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:14:09 AM No.211822271
>>211820815
The replacement didn't really start fever pitching until nearly a decade after this came out
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:14:48 AM No.211822283
>>211819166 (OP)
it's a good movie though
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:17:32 AM No.211822308
>>211819166 (OP)
I thought it was mediocre when it released
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:19:23 AM No.211822329
>>211819166 (OP)
This is more positive that the uks actual future lmfao
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:21:47 AM No.211822368
>>211822192
It’s basically grammatical, not entirely, but stilted and forced in a way I can’t believe came from a native speaker. You’re either ESL or stupid
>you love everything that’s entirely ridiculous while presenting itself as being profound ultra-realism
This is such a simple idea and you completely mangled it. Diagram this. What is the object of “itself?”
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:26:00 AM No.211822429
1729745508235882
1729745508235882
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So the takehom from this thread is that the story, acting, cinematography, etc were flawless in "Children of Men" but because the only fertile woman left on earth is a shine, the movie is no good.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:26:51 AM No.211822435
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>>211820815
>brown girl
wait, i've put off watching this movie for years because i thought she was the woman he was escorting
nvm then LOL
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:27:52 AM No.211822448
>>211822429
henloooo kitty :333
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:37:44 AM No.211822603
>>211822429
It's a reasonable position to take. Intelligence is measured in practical application, and the faster you can reach the correct and useful conclusion the smarter you must be. In this case, the correct conclusion is that the film is a work of enemy propaganda, and we reach this conclusion through the expedient use of prejudicial racism. It's what the mind is for - to reason and to arrive at the correct solution to any problem within the fastest amount of time.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:39:53 AM No.211822640
>>211822368
You can't really go around accusing other people of stilted speech when you use commas that clumsily. Have some self awareness ya pinhead
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:43:31 AM No.211822696
You shouldn't be too worried. Even if the white race goes extinct, the magical 0.001% of the non-whites will still be forced to engineer a new white race in order to solve all of their problems.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:44:21 AM No.211822711
>>211822640
It’s mimicking speech, which is fine in this context. There’s nothing clumsy about it. Read that guy’s post and tell me he actually speaks English. He also said “clean the trash” upthread unless we’re dealing with two ESLanons
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:47:14 AM No.211822761
>>211822711
>“clean the trash” is grammatically incorrect
you further embarrass yourself with each post. how is it possible to be this inept?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:48:41 AM No.211822778
>>211822603
so LLMs are pretending to misuse hyphens now where they were using em dashes? how cute.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:51:31 AM No.211822803
>>211822778
Yes anon, the AI is racist, the white man is racist, the jew is racist, the muslim is racist, the chinese are racist and the women are racist. But you of all people are too smart for that... you can see it's part of the matrix, trying to control you! Join Zion and dance with the ugly darkies! The future is black!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:52:04 AM No.211822813
>>211822761
Now you’ve really outed yourself. I’ll leave it to you to figure out how. If you want another English lesson, anon, you’ll have to pay me
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:53:19 AM No.211822827
>>211819166 (OP)
I always hated the movie because I fucking hate niggers
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:54:21 AM No.211822848
>>211819166 (OP)
Cuaron is muddled at action and spatial relationships. He's frou frou
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:54:30 AM No.211822851
>>211821864
It’s exactly what people mean here when they say “filtered”.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:54:51 AM No.211822856
>>211822813
phony imitators always squeal the loudest.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:56:29 AM No.211822882
>>211821864
>>211822851
>Uhhhmmm GUYS Children Of Men wasn't a FUCKING INSTRUCTION MANUAL.....
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:05:44 PM No.211823013
>>211822095
Damn pajeet. Guess you redeemed me, huh saar.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:06:18 PM No.211823024
>>211822856
Now you’re thinking like a brilliant…
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:10:02 PM No.211823090
I watched this recently having seen it years ago and reading a lot of Mark Fisher's cultural writings imagining it to be peak comfy but it was underwhelming. The motivations of the authoritarian state were cartoonish, a lot of gratuitous "I'm gonna mean to immigrants just because" segments. Some solid cinematography such as the well known tracking shot, elements of shock and tension like the ambush and farmhouse escape don't necessarily redeem the shallow premise as much as I hoped.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:04:37 PM No.211823873
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>>211822882
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:10:18 PM No.211824903
>>211821900
True but that's very recent, children of men was the contender of the inception of reddit.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:20:27 PM No.211825063
>>211822435
In the book it's a ginger college girl from a good family (hope for the future in the minds of actual British people), in the movie it's a black African immigrant (might as well chuck that thing in the ocean)