>MEEEENNNNN

ectoplasmic worms from Uranus

>>211820933 (OP)
>>211821179

there are unironically some satanic worms in our bodies some /x/ anon posted lot of docs about it

>>211821279
>/x/
Into the trash it goes, those mfs have not been right about anything.

Deep

>>211821279
>/x/
Lol

Covert druk thread?

>>211820933 (OP)
I just put a wine cork in my baby's asshole

>>211823478
Medical doctor here, that's not good

>>211823478
Kill yourself.

Winning.

>>211820933 (OP)
did dostoyevsky write this?

>>211820933 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

>>211820933 (OP)
Literally how can anyone be an alcoholic when you can just smoke weed instead

is this the thread?

>>211825830
I stopped drinking weekly after new years and just switched to smoking weed once a week.

Honestly prefer this shit since its cheaper, doesn't get you sick and gives you a better euphoria

>>211825865
Yeah the only thing about weed is if you do it more than once a week it starts making you retarded

>>211825830
mostly people who like to mix drugs
i think stoners just eat or play bideo gaimz

party people want some stimulants with their depressants so they are doing coke and then go back for round 5

>>211825830
Because weed is a garbage drug that does nothing but make you retarded and put you to sleep. Alcohol can at least can make you more social and more energetic when talking with others. Weed just turns you into a dementia patient for a few hours until the effects wear off.

>>211825830
Because weed is a drug for chicks

>>211821591
/x/ didn't handle the world not ending in 2012 very well.

>>211825830
>implying I can't get drunk AND high

>>211825842
im thinking it is

>>211823478
Now you just made it gay, faggot.

>>211828052
Keep walking, Ricky. You don't want none of this.

>hey Alan,get out of my house

>>211823627
You need the ability to expel the alcohol.

>>211820933 (OP)
Is there a single genuinely funny bit in the show?

Every clip I have seen so far says no.

>>211831591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbeVMjzYvrA

this bit made me feel very funny when I was a kid

>>211820933 (OP)
Actually poetic

>>211820933 (OP)
Landshark stole this joke for a tweet

>>211825830
DUDE

>>211825830
Because weed makes you anxious while alcohol does the opposite. Also alcohol, opioids and cocaine is the best combo.

>>211825830
How about not doing either, you degenerate fucks. It's self control that fucking hard.

>>211820933 (OP)
>I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law.