Welcome to Jurassic Park, may I take your order?

HELLO?
ILL HAVE UH UH A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO KETCHUP
AND ILL ALSO HAVE
UH UH A CHICKEN SANDWICH
WITH NO...TOMATO!
AND UH...UH WITH EXTRA MAYONAISE!
UH...AND UH SOME ONION RINGS...WITH NO SALT

I ALSO WANT A LARGE ORANGE SODA
WITH NO ICE

DID YOU GET ALL THAT?

>>211821853 (OP)
I want two cheeseburgers. I want pickles and ketchup on em and don't load it with a bunch of BULLSHIT!

>>211821853 (OP)
I want two cheeseburgers. I want pickles and ketchup on 'em and don't load it up with a bunch of BULLSHIT!

>>211821853 (OP)
yeah uhhh can I get the brontosaurus burger and a coke with some primal fries please

>>211821853 (OP)
I'll have a small coffee, no cream or sugar.

>>211821853 (OP)
Can I get uhhhh?
Some Chilean Sea Bass with some jello, and spare no expense please.

>>211821853 (OP)
Japan McDonald's is currently selling Jurassic Park theme burgers.

>>211822017
YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE

>>211821853 (OP)
Yeah two Philippino toddlers, freshly buttered

I'll have the Giant Pile of Chocolate!

>>211822198
wtf is wrong with their meat?

>>211822017

Underrated.

>>211822956
Cloned from long extinct dinosaurs.

>>211822198
those are just burgers

Triple cheeseburger combo. Dino-sized!
diet coke

Can Scarjo milk the Jurassic Park series? Are people going to show to see her dinosaur fantasy?

>>211821853 (OP)
Pterodactyl with nanny on the side.

>>211823633
That's $24 now

>>211825682
It says $3.99 in the ad. It should be $3.99

>>211825682
The combo or the movie ticket?

>>211821893
Thankyoudrivethrough

>>211825764
That add is from 1992

>>211825682
$10.49 where I live.
$3.99 in current dollars is $8.90.

>>211821853 (OP)
fried dino egg, ofc

>>211825813
But that's not Dino-sized so the gap is larger than the $1.59 appears to be.

>>211825764
>limited time offer

>>211825904
I got it for $3.99