>NOOOO, KIDS WHO GREW UP IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE FOR 28 YEARS WOULDN’T BE EXPERTS AT FIGHTING BECAUSE I CAN’T RUN A WHILE WITHOUT STOPPING.
Look, I’m not saying it’s likely, but it’s not entirely implausible either.

Savile was irrelevant in 2001. There's no way they would have grown up seeing him as a hero to look up to.

Just dumb burgers complaining who will never comprehend the depth of British cinema.

The Jimmy cult is basically a cargo cult, that seems to be the direction they're going. We don't know everything about them yet though, and that's the literal fucking point. It's a literal part 1 in a trilogy. What we saw at the end will be explained to us in a few months when we get part 2. Ameritards are just too dumb and lack the attention to understand this.

>>211829143 (OP)
Lmao is this power rangers?

>>211829174
They found old tapes and a bunch of Jim'll fix it memorabilia, see him as a folk hero

New Vegas style apocalypse cult but they dress like the worst rapist in history instead of Elvis. Is this British satire?

>hahaha i'll justify this pedoshit because BECAUSE REASONS

front flips and spinning a stick isnt fighting

>>211829143 (OP)
Its been 28 years, not 280 years.

>>211829389
>NO WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING IN SOPHISTICATED LINE FORMATIONS LIKE MY DAYZ CLAN

>>211829174
He was British pop culture icon his entire career and the rumours never stopped

Lord this movie must be doing TERRIBLE at the Box Office for you guys to shills so much.

>>211829222
>Implying people will watch part 2

>>211829143 (OP)
i counted 57 cuts in this 44 second clip
why is it edited like this

I wish it had literally anything to do with the story though. I have no problem with wire-fu nonce ninjas showing up, I don't even mind that they're, improbably, wire-fu nonce ninjas. I just wish they had taken the time to justify any of it. Did Saville somehow give them gravity-defying powers? It didn’t seem like the kind of virus that could do that but maybe? And why weren’t they getting infected?

>>211829143 (OP)
>a single drop of blood in the wrong place is enough to infect you
>LET'S FIGHT THEM AT CLOSE RANGE WITHOUT ANY PPE

>>211829458
Boyle has always had erratic editing in his films. The action in the first film was also done in that manner.

Is this a fucking joke?

>>211829536
i dont remember it being this bad

>>211829143 (OP)
this looks awful

Noncekino

>>211829143 (OP)
shaun of the dead

>>211829143 (OP)
aside from the wierdness of this scene, the bullet time gore/violence with the bow and arrow shots was great

>>211829143 (OP)
>okay so we’re going to spend precious time scavenging white wigs, laundering bright blue tracksuits and developing weapons to use in close quarters against infected with a highly contagious bloodborn disease. We’re also going to use a fighting style with lots of flips and twirls that add no tactical advantage because as we’ve come to know during these dangerous times style and stupidity makes for effective zombie fights.

>our past leader made us wear leather and salvaged riot gear to avoid the blood and bites, taught us to use reusable ammunition based weapons from range and pike formations to keep distance from the zombies, he also made us camouflage our armor so we could avoid the infected that have shown increased intelligence and problem solving. He was a fag we killed him.

>>211829143 (OP)
Serious movies with joke endings?

>>211829475
all will be revealed in part 4

>>211829705
>the bullet time gore/violence with the bow and arrow shots was great
yeah it was cool the first and second time and then they did it 100 more times tho

>>211829511
The power of Jimmy fixes it

Americans are going to make fun of us again...

Robbie Williams cult with monkey masks.

It's going to be so little seeing the Savile gang fight the Robbie Williams gang in the sequel

Is it worth paying $3 to watch 28 Days Later so I can watch this series?

>>211829143 (OP)
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
>SHITTY VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD

>the same movie has a squad of professional soldiers with assault rifles that can't hold a position against a dozen unarmed naked people running straight at them

>>211829362
How do they play the tapes with no electricity?

>>211832349
Why not just torrent it?

After watching this shit i hope district 9 NEVER gets a sequel.
what a disappointment

>>211832349
yes but don't watch this one

>>211829222
>chavs dressed as Jimmy Saville doing flips through the air and hogtying the infected
>depth of British cinema

>>211832491
That scene was unironically worst. Like modern militaries have protocols for every scenario yet somehow a patrol boat couldnt get rescued?

I remember Saville used to be a very popular halloween costume before it all came out. Same with Gaddafi.

>>211829143 (OP)
in the original one got infected by one drop of zombie blood getting into his eyeball, wouldn't it make sense for these chavs to wear protective gear?

>>211829143 (OP)
nice VIRAL MARKETING THREAD

>>211832683
Hitler too ;)

>>211829143 (OP)
this movie filtered literal retards hard holy shit. it shows some are so starved of white movies they will eat this literal slop

>>211832902
Honestly the best marketing is the midwits seething about it in every thread and starting new ones when they get BTFO again

>>211832683
Gadaffi did nothing wrong. People were just jealous of him because he had great fashion sense and fucked Condaleeza Rice.

I don't understand how the exact same dude who directed the first movie and the intro of the second produced this steaming hot pile of 3 Ninjas diarrhea when given complete creative control. What the fuck?

>>211833296
have you seen army of the dead?

>>211832683
zombie savile is still popular

>>211833296
so there was this guy who the entire hollywood being stealing movies he made while sleeping while being hypnotized by this evil couple through a phonecall, and all the good shit you got since 2008 was because of this guy but the wheel is drying up, and nowdays only the evil couple ideas are being used by hollywood. this couple is the source of all dei and the destruction of hollywood, only because they had this guy do everybody work for them. so what you watched in 28 years later is just a fever dream of the people who destroyed hollywood for the satanists and broought you zendaya and delevigne and co. you will only hear the truth on 4chan but it is the truth

THIS is what people were hyped about?

Those yanks just don't understand British Art

>kids grow up only knowing shit like power rangers and Jimmy Saville (who wasn't disgraced at the time)

NOOOOO WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE SAVILLE AND ACTING LIKE POWER RANGERS???

>>211829143 (OP)
https://streamable.com/qnd0lv