Are you excited to see Zendaya as goddess Athena in "The Odyssey"?

>>211833544 (OP)
I don't know why but she was hot as hell in Europhia but outside of that I find her ugly for some reason.

>>211833544 (OP)
shame about the face

>>211833544 (OP)
>goddess of wisdom played by a mutt
lol

>>211833544 (OP)
absolutely
>>211833640
I thought she was hot in Challengers too, something about the way her character handles herself

No, sanjay

>>211833544 (OP)
phwoar, what a baddie

Fuck Zendaya

>>211833544 (OP)
I would love to massage, grope, planet kisses on and lick those beautiful thighs.

>>211833640
Dude she never looks good in any movie she does. She looked hot in Challengers but then they went and threw gay sex in it so it's like how can you attract the heterosexual crowd and push Zendaya as a sex icon when you're actively trying to take away what guys like?

>>211834341
god I fucking wish

They should've cast her as Leda

>Zoomers are growing up with a redhead Athena
Thank god we atleast have this

>>211834506
They should've cast her as one of the female maids that Odysseus sends to death when he gets back to Ithaca

>>211833544 (OP)

>>211833544 (OP)
I want to say, Zendaya the actress is letting Zendaya the celebrity down

>>211833544 (OP)
I'm sure she'll be the best part of this trainwreck. But I'm especially not looking forward to every normie, journalist and /tv/ pleb praise this schlock as the second coming amidst its terrible action scenes and stilted unnatural dialogue.

>>211835017
Is he descended from hillbillies with fetal alcohol syndrome? Why does he have a face of a frogman

>>211835118
Oh god the video essays
>How Nolan fixed Homer's problematic epic

>>211835308
>You thought Matt Damon seemed too old and tired for his role? Here's why it's actually accurate to the source text

>>211835603
>Deliberately skips over the line where it says Odysseus's hair is blond

>>211833544 (OP)
Zendaya is very hot and chic. She's just hated because she has the worst RBF in history

>>211833544 (OP)
Posing with clear contours & concentration <> knows how to have good sex

>>211833640
They always dress her down in movies, besides Challengers. I don't know why.
Spider-Man especially makes her look super plain jane.

kill yourself

>>211835017
Fucking hell anon, this is deeply disturbing.

I like that she’s been smart enough not to get any shitty, clip art tattoos like most actresses her age.

>>211833544 (OP)

is it true that fluids tastes like caramel when its licked off her skin?

>>211833544 (OP)
Wtf that makes no sense!
She's too white to be greek

>>211834341
It would be extremely painful

>>211839049

greek yogurt all over

>>211833544 (OP)
holy muttola

>>211833544 (OP)

imagine the scenes where she has boy slaves performing sex acts as she lays in her robe watching

>>211833544 (OP)
I have no intention of seeing that picture. The original is fine enough.

>>211833544 (OP)
Shes so hot its ridiculous

>>211833544 (OP)
Athene her? I barely know her!

>>211838611
you know what? i never noticed this because she just doesn't do it for me but i actually appreciate her for it now too.

>brown nips

>>211840128
That's a man.

I hope we see her popping out of Zeus's head

>>211833544 (OP)
She's Jamaican me horny

This is quite possibly the most off-putting cast for what I'm assuming is supposed to be a historical epic.

>>211835759
>>Deliberately skips over the line where it says Odysseus's hair is blond
In the Odyssey, Odysseus is said to be ‘black-skinned and woolly-haired’ and at one point Athena makes him beautiful by restoring his natural black skin colour

>>211840982
>a historical epic.
its not, its a myhtological epic.

>>211841221
Sure, whatever. I still stand by my point.

>>211840982
This isn't just slop it's billion dollar gold plated slop.

>>211841221
this is fucking grim Theron, Holland and Pattison are the only ones who won't stand out in a retarded way in this movie.

>>211833544 (OP)

The 90's Odyssey movie had a qt mixed race Calypso, chuds.

>>211833544 (OP)
I honestly don't understand how people don't just start vomiting upon seeing her. She's ugly and annoying.

>>211841460
I guess Heath Ledger managed to pull of the Joker. But is there any role Jon Bernthal has had where he wasn't just playing himself?

>>211833544 (OP)
Jews always find new ways to piss me off.
Replacing the Aryan Goddess Athena with...this.

Zendaya is hot but Gal is hotter. She is the one who should play Cleo

>>211841486
Is this what started the Black Calypso trend?
I think Percy Jackson is the only exception

I think Zendaya is charismatic and has good screen presence.

>>211842452
*Athena

>>211842606
BADDASS IN THE ARENA

>>211841026
"black-skinned" in Homer's descriptive language probably just meant tan ( the "Wine-dark sea" in the illiad being another funny example of how Homer describes things). Actual greeks depict Odysseus as white in the modern day regardless so it's how they see him