>New look at the ‘RETURN TO SILENT HILL’ movie.

>In theaters on January 23, 2026.

>>211836833 (OP)
>>In theaters
zero chance of that. this slop is going straight to Tubi

Holy shit a female! I have not seen one of those in a while. Look I'm going to be blunt. I don't care about any Silent hill or resident evil film. They abused my emotions enough. You have to earn me back if you want me to care, I will Not be giving them a damn dime until I see a film with over a 7.2 on IMDB. Otherwise, get FUCKED!

>>211837339
You're retarded if you think a Christophe Gans film isn't getting a theatrical run.

>>211836833 (OP)
Is that the same girl as the other two?

>>211836833 (OP)
is this from a youtube skit?
the first movie had nothing to do with the game but at least looked decent.

>>211837537
It's based on Silent Hill 2 which is completely unrelated to 1 and 3, so no returning characters.

>very first image has to be your best to atract the most people
>this porn parody tier obvious wig
oh no.

>>211837753
Stop watching porn

>>211836833 (OP)
>dumpuary release date

Studio sitting on a huge pile of shit and knows it

how would they portray creatures like Abstract Daddy and the Mannequins on screen without them looking utterly ridiculous?

>>211837853
You just have them in shadow 90% of the time

Eileen shaving

>>211838114
In awe of your abilities. Great job.

>>211836833 (OP)
couldn't they find a better wig?

>>211838516
Couldn't you find a job?

>the scene where the fat fuck eats an entire pizza and then says he shot a dog for laughing at him

>>211837470
>a Christophe Gans film
TRUE, he's such a prodigious and prolific heavyweight in the film industry

>>211838618
lol

>>211837470
>In May 2025, it was reported that Cineverse acquired the U.S. distribution rights for the film

Yeah, it's not

>>211838618
ive got a job
the actress still looks like shes from a porn parody (derogatory)
what now huh

>>211838669
Why is it so hard for him to find work? He's released only 1 movie in the last 20 years???