Thread 211843854 - /tv/ [Archived: 989 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:11:17 AM No.211843854
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>movie will show you eye contact then cut straight to rough sex
>they will NEVER show you the magic words you have to say in between
why do they guard this secret so closely bros?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:13:21 AM No.211843936
>look mommy I posted it again
>am I ebin yet guise
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:13:50 AM No.211843956
>>211843854 (OP)
There is no secret. You just stare at her, then wham, you’re back at her place balls deep. They are showing you, you’re just too afraid to try it
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:16:07 AM No.211844057
>>211843854 (OP)
women don't want you to know the cheat code is that they are sluts for men who lie to them.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:19:14 AM No.211844202
>>211843854 (OP)
Eggs
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:19:25 AM No.211844213
The secret is that when two people who find each other attractive acknowledge that they both find each other attractive then that usually leads to sex. Sorry if you thought the secret was something that would actually help you though.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:22:24 AM No.211844330
>>211843854 (OP)
Hell or High Water gives you the magic words I used to get vacation strange:
(This is only after you've expressed that they're cute and has gotten a smile out of them)
>Many years from now when you're surrounded by all your family and grandbabies on your death bed, you're gonna think about me and giggle
(Also if you're autistic, you will fuck like an autist and that will be true)
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:25:11 AM No.211844433
Become a good looking cop and find a slut working the graveyard shift at a shitty dinner in bawdiemore
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:29:00 AM No.211844581
>>211843854 (OP)
They just chat and joke around and then the guys asks her round to his place and she says sure and then it's plain sailing

This isn't a how to guide btw. You can try this 100 times and still get nowhere. If she isn't giving she isn't giving, there's not much you can do.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:30:29 AM No.211844646
>>211843854 (OP)
the writers don't know either. they're showing that the character is capable of doing and let the viewer fill in the blank. it's not important to the overall story and is meant to check off character traits so it's glossed over.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:33:25 AM No.211844757
>>211843854 (OP)
mkultra aphrodisiac
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:37:53 AM No.211844955
The conversation or words don't matter. When a girl is interested you both naturally working towards one of your beds while talking about anything at all. It really is that simple.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:42:02 AM No.211845119
>>211843854 (OP)
it's called writing without doing the research.

they never show you the specific details about defusing the bomb either, but it happens.

I once watched an action sequence over and over again trying to figure out what happened. after several tries I realized it's not "a live sporting event" and was not real. and I laughed.

basically: it's not real.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:43:36 AM No.211845195
>>211844057
Trvke
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:44:18 AM No.211845230
because what matters is being tall and/or good looking and a normalfag
mcnutty is a dumb loud alcoholic normalfag and the waitress could observe this immediately
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:46:09 AM No.211845338
>>211844330
This is fucked up, so I'm sure it actually works.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:48:25 AM No.211845464
>>211843854 (OP)
there's no magic words. my cousin dated and banged a hottie working Burger King's counter. magic words - confidently ordered a Whopper. he could easily started talking about M:tG or something and it would have the same effect. You either have it or you don't.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:49:07 AM No.211845499
>>211845464
What's "it"?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:49:12 AM No.211845508
>>211845119
The camera lingers on mcnultys partially hidden badge. She’s a cop fucker. A badge bunny. She Amy have even gotten the idea he could save her from that shithole life she’s leading. If you need step by step instructions you might be hopeless.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:52:48 AM No.211845644
>>211845499
idk. charisma, sex appeal, confidence, mix thereof?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:54:41 AM No.211845723
>>211843854 (OP)
this can easily happen to you if you go somewhere as shitty as east baltimore
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:01:38 AM No.211846048
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YES, MEN WHO GO OUTSIDE AND DO THINGS WILL HAVE WOMEN FLIRT WITH THEM. ESPECIALLY GOOD-LOOKING COPS. GIRLS CAN BE SLUTS, CRAZY I KNOW YOU GODDAMN SHUT INS.

STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FUUUUUUCKKKK
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:11:29 AM No.211846482
>>211843854 (OP)
How rough?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:24:08 AM No.211847030
>>211846048
but how though
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:37:45 AM No.211847630
>>211845508
>If you need step by step instructions
You would have posted them if you knew them yourself, pussy.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:41:28 AM No.211847792
>>211846048
>YES, MEN WHO GO OUTSIDE AND DO THINGS WILL HAVE WOMEN FLIRT WITH THEM.
Not exactly.