What would you do if you were invisible

>>211844321 (OP)
Live at disney world

Sneak into the White House, see what really goes on in there.

>>211844321 (OP)
Publish my findings dennounce the invisible pricks abusing novelty science

post the same boring shit every day

>>211844321 (OP)
Stay at home and jerk off and sleep a lot

>>211844383
you wouldnt get past heat signature detection

>>211844383
it’s just epstein island 24/7 in there

>>211844383
They do tours you know. Maybe you can ask your teacher to take a field trip. I think they give discounts for that.

announce i am running for president of the united states

>>211844540
You know what I mean you obtuse faggot

>>211844321 (OP)
Probably get hit by a car that couldn't see me.

>>211844540
I don’t think they change but it has to arranged.

i'd listen to what other people had to say

>>211844321 (OP)
Let's just say that from then on they'd call me Big Jacket Smith.

Post that comic about the coomer using his time stopping powers to look up skirts and nothing else.

>>211844462
This man knows the good life

>>211844321 (OP)
Live in women's houses, start haunting them, eventually tell them I'm the ghost of someone who was murdered in this house, become friendly with them, have sex with them because nobody can pass up fucking a ghost.

>>211844321 (OP)
Shitpost on 4chan.

I would enter people's homes and let out smelly farts to make them think they have a ghost farter haunting their house.
Then I would escalate to shitting in various parts of the home. Then I would leave.

>>211844321 (OP)
I already am

>>211844892
you should take a ghost shit in their mouth while they sleep.

>>211844933
He means visually invisible, not just to women.

Sit on my porch, drink beer, shoot stuff I guess.

>>211844321 (OP)

>>211844321 (OP)
Assuming it was the same kind of invisibility this guy had, probably go crazy like he did. Having to be naked to be invisible is logistically a nightmare, and you literally can't live a normal life anymore.

>>211845775
Most people would adapt pretty quickly. The fact that he immediately raped and murders is just comically executed.

>>211844321 (OP)
There are a lot of evil pieces of shit that deserve to die and the world would be better without them.
Thats all I’m saying.

>turn on oj hallow man to play in the background
>dad walks in halfway through
>"they do the rape scene yet?"

R

This thread again?

>>211844321 (OP)
rape. lots of it.
i'm a simple man with simple pleasures

>>211847690
It’s a /tv/ staple

>>211844321 (OP)
sit at my PC all day

>>211844321 (OP)
Do iinvisble shits everywhere

>>211844321 (OP)
Surprise threesomes.

>>211848044
But in a cozy robe

>>211845775
Idk I wouldn't risk it. I would definitely lose all impulse control though. If I'm hungry, who will see me walk into a gourmet restaurant and take someone's plate before they eat? Who will see me throw knuckleballs at passing police cars? I can just sleep in the best bed in the mattress store all night. I can slap someone in the face and then just stand there watching their bewildered reaction.

>>211844360
>he doesn't know about the bathroom

>>211844585
You are angle for all the wrong tangents

>>211844321 (OP)
sit on /tv/ and write variously horrible and good opinions of films and TV. also, rape, murder, robbery, dognapping, mowing other people's lawns, and more, but mostly rape.

>>211844451
I already do that, also I'm invisible to the eyes of society

I'd probably be fun for a while but I think walking around naked all the time would hurt my feet/eyes.

But yeah imagine just sitting in a sorority house just jacking off everywhere and generally freaking everyone out being a pervert ghost lol

>>211844321 (OP)
Literally nothing would be different

>/pol/ chud turns invisible
>goes to times square and just starts yelling niggr, ywnbaw and gas th3 k1kes all day
>nobody can figure out where it comes from
kek imagine

>>211850290
Wut

>>211844321 (OP)
Are my bodily fluids invisible too?

This movie scared me a lot as a kid

>>211844451
And nobody would suspect a thing, devilish.

>>211844651
>I'd do what nobody else did: I'd listen.

>>211844321 (OP)
Being permanently invisible will make your life miserable for all of the reasons Wells provided in the book. Being invisible on command like the Invisible Woman could be really useful.