Bros... I ain't feeling so good.
You will have to continue on to the kinoplex with me.

>>211852858 (OP)
Bet he fucks like a hog in a mudstorm.

>>211852858 (OP)
What year did he die? His clothing is horribly dated.

>just gonna lay down for a sec…

Bruhs fit is kind of vibing ngl

My favorite zillennial meme is that monkey who says he is just tired and then dies
I consider it the peak of gen z humor

>>211852927
Whats a mudstorm?

>>211852858 (OP)
Darwin awards at its finest

>>211853118
You heard of a sand storm?
That, but mud instead of sand.

Where do you live that you dont have mudstorms?

>>211852969
1996

>>211853257
Listen dipshit. You want to watch the fuckin sass. 233lbs PURE muscle. Ill lay a whoopin on all yall. If everyone on /tv was put in a cage and forced to fight to the death i would be the last man standing. BET.

>>211853310
That explains it

>I'm going outside and may be some time

>>211853370
What sass?
He asked a question. I answered.
If there is sass, that is in the way you are reading it.

>>211853370
>/tv

>>211853508
233lbs. PURE

>>211853310
His body was left there for many years until the Chinese moved it away for his dignity. Strange all these whyte climbers never did anything while the atheist Chinese were more respectful.

Damn unc copped a huge L on this one that's craaaaaaaazy

>>211853508
Slow your roll, pal

>>211853563
Whites are better than you.

>>211853563
>instead of removing the body from the mountain they shuffle it 20 feet away so they dont have to look at it
Wow what a stunning display of humanity by those bugs!

>>211853049
>zillennial
No such thing. You'll be a zoomer for the rest of your life.

>>211853557
>>211853567

I dont get it.
Do you guys not have mudstorms?
Canada has them.

>>211853656
Even better, they tossed it off the ledge nearby and it landed on one of the paths below and exploded, so now there's just random frozen chunks on one of the trails

>>211853563
nice try chang
it was nepal that did the clean up
they moved green boots, shoved a lady into a crevasse and others
they also brought down 10,000kg of waste
should've left the corpses there though, as a monument to human hubris and reminder to all other climbers how close they are to the edge

>>211853800
and everyone clapped

>>211853563
They probably just wanted to crush the bones up into penis enchantment powder or some insane sino garbage like that

>>211853730
There's a mudstorm at my home every taco Tuesday

>>211852858 (OP)
Should we bring back some crab legs bro

>>211854084
No...
The only thing that can save me now is the infinity gauntlet popcorn holder combo with a medium soft drink...

>>211853563
Americans be thinking of ways to charge people to see it desu.

>>211853563
theres like 300 bodies up there you mellodramatic chink

I heard they moved green boots but wasn't he used as a marker to help other climbers know where they are? What if someone gets lost and thinks they are near a certain spot where green boots should be, don't see him, and think they are not where they should be or something?

>>211852858 (OP)
Nah it gucci. He just chillin

>>211854354
literally they could just put up another marker

>>211853508
Calm down

>>211852969
>outfits that I wore to Mt Everest that I wouldn’t be caught dead in today. NOT CLOCKBAIT

>>211854354
They just took the body out of the clothes

>>211853730
Everyone has mudstorms

>literally tossed his corpse off the side of the mountain so rich tourists don't have to look at him anymore

disrespectful tb-h

>>211852858 (OP)
Nbd, Japan has a suicide forest

>>211854498
He chose to upset people by lying there. Very disrespectful.

>>211853370
You’re a big guy

>>211853118
Frankie's such a gem

>>211854374
Ah ok

>>211853563
Moving the body benefits Israel in no way, so whiteoids won't bother moving it

>>211854498
Anon, anyone who's not a serious mountain climber will suffer the same fate he did.

>>211853563
If people die on your Everest climb it adds value to the experience. Most of the people doing that shit are scum. Once upon a time they were proto-social media whores, now they’re outright social media whores. The whole thing is experience flexing. It’s like going to the beach not because it’s the beach, but because you can suggestively show off to others at the beach. It’s no longer the beach giving you joy, but what others think of you being at the beach. It’s absurd. Everest is the same thing. People dying allows you to take a picture of yourself and go “wow…just sitting here and sipping drink thinking about all these people who died on this mountain…wow…OKAY! POST!”

>>211853563
Probably didn’t want to get the aids. Chinks life’s suck so much that would be an improvement.

Hypothetically, if a woman reaches out with
>I’m way late to the party here, but I finally watched [movie], and wow, your performance was absolutely PHENOMENAL! Keep being awesome, I can’t wait to dive into [writing project] next! [heart emoji]

She clearly wants the dick, right

>>211852858 (OP)
K c ya.

>>211853729
I think there is. I'm 92 and my experience growing up was very different from an '86 millennial's. The world was changing very fast between the 80s and 00s, every 5 year cohort had a pretty different experience, things they're nostalgic for, etc. It's only now that culture is frozen in time. A zoomer born in 2000 is no different than one born in 2005.

>>211853563
They really can't do anything but step over the dead, unfortunately. At that altitude it's hard enough to keep moving, let alone try to move a 250lb body that's frozen to the ground.

what's it like dying from cold? do your body slowly start going numb?

>>211856792
Nobodys ever come back to tell us what it was like

>>211856550
>I'm 92 and my experience growing up was very different from an '86 millennial's.
No it wasn't. What was so drastically different??
someone 6 years older than you is like an older sibling not someone from an entirely different generation.

>>211856792
I don't know and I don't plan to find out.

>>211852858 (OP)
Something I never got was why don’t they just unfreeze him? Cryogenics is a thing

>>211853049
Using the phrase "passes away" makes the meme.

>>211852927
lmao

>>211856792
you will feel extremely cold and have sharp pain everywhere at first, then everything becomes warm until you are delirious, then you pass out and die
t. rescued someone from the late stages of hypothermia

>>211856911
>What was so drastically different
I barely got to live in the pre 9/11 world at all and only got a few years of golden years internet. Smart phones fully took over when I was still a teen. I don't have a true experience of the 90s since I was a child, I'm more nostalgic for the early 00s which I actually remember. It's a different experience than someone born in 1986.

>>211852969
In eighteen twenty-two!!

>>211856792
My suicide plan was to drink until I blacker out on one of the coldest nights of the year and just pass out outside. Someone on here pointed out that there is a good chance the liquor would keep me alive and I'd wake up with the worst hangover of my life and dead limbs from frost bite. Now that I think about it, I haven't wanted to kms myself for a couple years now

>>211857260
thats why you bundle up on your limbs and only wear a tshirt. be sure to pass out in a snowbank. this will keep your limbs warm while dropping your core temp fast

>>211853563
based. the crackers are real mad.

>>211852858 (OP)
Iirc we still don't know who he is.

How come no one's done dental records?

Is he a criminal with no who cared about him?

>>211856550
>I'm 92
Dog years?

Did they clean up Rainbow Valley?

>>211856792
apparently if you stop shivering you are like minutes away from death, because your brain is like
>well fuck we don't need to stay warm anymore , fuck it

>>211857353
There is a general consensus on it being one of the Indo Tibet Police.

>>211852969
There was an expedition planned to update their clothes but three humans and a sherpa died crossing the parkinglot at cabella's

>>211857199
>I barely got to live in the pre 9/11 world at all and only got a few years of golden years internet
You only 6 years less than someone born in 86

>Smart phones fully took over when I was still a teen.
Nah, smart phones were a gradual process. Smart phones notable the iphone came out in 07 but that doesn't mean that overnight everyone was dancing on tik tok.

>I don't have a true experience of the 90s since I was a child, I'm more nostalgic for the early 00s which I actually remember. It's a different experience than someone born in 1986.

You experienced the second half of the 90s as a child, it's not the end of the world. You still got to play nintendo 64 and watch vhs tapes and watch terrestrial broadcast TV and hear Britney Spears and Limp Bizkit on the radio same as everyone as well in 1999.

Coming up with a new name for a made-up generation of someone who's only 6 years older or younger than new is silly. You're a young millenial.

>>211853118
>a literal retard has 310K subscribers on youtube
I give up.

>>211857504
>he's one of those faggots who greentext quotes and replies to every part of someone's post to 'win' online

You should've just said you were a faggot to begin with. Nobody would've replied. Now reply to this post doggie. Bark bark

>>211853800
Thanks for the laugh anon

>>211853563
>until the Chinese moved it away for his dignity.
Shame they didn't bring him down and bury him/cremate him for his dignity. What, is that too hard?

>>211857644
Frankie has been going since the golden age though. Way back when someone getting attention on YouTube was a news story.

>>211857672
no need to get upset that you weren't like moshing at woodstock 99 as a 16 year old

>>211857504
>wrong generation zoomer desperately tries to prove he's really a millennial
you will outgrow this mentality very soon and the try to convince yourself that you're core zoom zoom

>>211857260
liquor doesnt actually warm you up, it just makes you feel warmer because of vasodilation, which ironically radiates more heat from your skin

>>211856722
you're telling me nobody thought of just flying a helicopter up there?

>>211858317
A lot of, if not most, of the bodies are above 8000 ft.
Helicopters ain't making it up that far.
Also there are people that retrieve bodies but they charge a hefty fee. I dont blame them considering they are risking their own life for a corpse.

>>211852969
1648

>>211852858 (OP)
people are so gay about this shit. there's literally no reason you and a couple other climbers couldn't just toss him down the mountain. next crew does the same and before you know it he's at the bottom, voila. Then again I suppose only retards do this shit

Lol, this moron >>211858896 thinks you can just roll someone down a mountain like it's a hill.

Holy shit, life isn't a cartoon you absolute retard.

>>211854842
and a huge fucking retard

>>211859030
kek

>>211852969
I believe it was 1996. Like 8 of them died on the same expedition

>>211858120
>zoomer
I was born in 86

>>211852969
imagine the ick as your group of like-minded influencers pampered by sherpas pass him by..

Which death was more kino /tv/?

>>211853643
Not the ones who post on 4chan.

>>211858896
>hurr durr, you can just roll them back down
That's the exact type of Dunning Krueger retardation that caused bodies to end up there in the first place.

>>211852858 (OP)
Why the FUCK is the only kinoplex in town on top of the tallest peak???

>>211859030
>>211859667
>retard mounties can't even fucking read
lmao I don't know my own strength sometimes. just kick him off the side it doesn't matter how far he goes if everyone who passes him gives him a nudge

>>211857120
>t. rescued someone from the late stages of hypothermia

Story?

>>211859030
>life isn't a cartoon
Have you seen the news? Been on social media?

>>211859789
The world has been a better place since the war on fat began.

>>211859904
Go back.

>>211852858 (OP)
Do you think anyone tried to fug the dead bodies

>>211860101
Holes are all frozen shut.

>>211857120
>t. rescued someone from the late stages of hypothermia
elaborate

>>211858317
>>211858896
Nobody considered the super obvious solutions you have because you’re smarter than all the experts, Mr Rush.

>>211860134
could you not bring a lighter or butane torch and just ungh unfreeze them? Id imagine they're well preserved like meat in a cold storage

>>211859030
>>211859819

>>211857260
the problem is if someone finds you early and "helps" you.
If you go the whole night until morning before someone finds you. You're probably dead.

>>211859898
I let a homeless fellow use my asshole as a warming station for his cock. The end.

>>211860297
Best part? It was actually rather nice outside.

>>211856550
88 here. youre right but its not that big of a difference. its over for anyone born after 2000

>>211860033
>Le rabbit! XD
You're not fitting in, newfag.

>>211859789
The only kinoplex here is between the hospital and police station so you get to hear sirens throughout the movie.

>>211859971
>war on fat
>still has temples devoted to sitting idle for hours while drinking fake butter and eating crab legs

>>211858253
is that why you no longer see the St. Bernards with a martini glass and shaker inside a little barrel?

>Oh, we're half way there
>Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

>>211857032
Imagine you got frozen and they only let you skip a couple decades. Let him sleep until we have cooler robots doing all our jobs for us at least.

>>211861639
I laugh more than I should contemplating the significant number of guys who made it like ten steps up Everest and died immediately

>>211859898
>>211860182
>be me, Eagle Scout, 17, patrol leader
>backpacking 25 miles in november in the north georgia mountains with two other patrols for the weekend, one adult who was a stereotypical software engineer who's kid is in retard patrol
>temperature expected to be in 40-50s in freedom units
>its been raining for 2 days prior to the trip
>8 miles in the trail crosses a creek for the first of many times
>normally you can hop across rocks in the creeks without getting wet
>due to the rain the rocks are around two feet below the water
>retard patrol says its totally crossable, which it would be if it were summer
>i tell them they are going to have a miserable wet time if they cross since their boots will be soaked
>retard patrol convinces the dad its fine and crosses anyway
>my patrol and the other set up camp by the creek
>barely enough dry tinder around to make a fire
>starts raining again and the temperature starts dropping
>rain turns to sleet
>give up on keeping the fire going
>sit inside my tent bored playing with my knife until I go to sleep thinking about how lame this trip is
>wake up the next morning and I hear voices shouting
>climb out of tent and see retard patrol all wet and shivering carrying their frailest patrol member on a improvised stretcher
>he's soaking wet and his face is blue, feels cold but still had a pulse
>strip him and throw him a sleeping bag with an emergency blanket and hand warmers
>put him back on the stretcher and hightail it out of there with back to the road
1/2

>>211858896
green boots probably had to have his face chiseled away from the frozen rock when he was finally carried away

>>211856792
more like dying of exhaustion and you fall asleep. much better than fire death.

>>211857260
this is how my high school wrestling coach died.
wandered away drunk off his ass from a holiday party, passed out in the woods, and died of hypothermia

>>211862163
They're probably just dudes that fell really far
But it is funny to imagine a guy dying ten minutes after he started climbing Everest

>>211862254
2/2
>make it to my car and blast the heat
>drive towards civilization until we see a country store (this is before smartphones)
>get directions to the closest hospital
>get back in the car and the kid is awake now
>starts blabbering about pokemon as he comes to
>tells us we need to roll the windows down because he is burning and he tries to get out of the sleeping bag
>my friend has to restrain him in the backseat as the kid loses his mind
>get to the hospital and haul the kid in the ER
>I explain the situation to the nurse and then go back to the trail get my gear before I can be lectured on outdoor safety and the dangers of winter camping
>at campsite the dad starts explaining on how it was all under control (doubt) until the kid slipped and fell in on of the crossings
>they tried to make camp where they were but all their shit was wet so they backtracked all night back to were we were
>everyone else was more or less fine (some were in the first stages of hypothermia)
>hike back out and go home
>monday i learn the kid had frostbite on his toes and some fingers but they were able to save them from amputation. he also had 2nd degree burns from the handwarmers being directly on his skin but what can you do
>i never went on another scout campout and all other parents never let software dad on a camping trip again

>>211857644
Frankie has been grinding for longer than you've been wearing pants

>>211862439
Nobody cares

>>211862591
two people asked and you gave a (you), so i would say at least 3 people cared

>>211853118
your family tree

>>211857260
Someone survived the Titanic because they did exactly that

>>211862638
Ok, you're right. I apologize.

>>211862591
Nobody would care if you killed yourself either you absolute waste of life, maybe Twitter is more your speed

>>211862254
>>211862254
>>211862439
Back when I was in eagle scouts one of the fathers was planning on molesting me and we went on a trip like you had but that one time I wanted to be molested by him, he ended up molesting another kid instead.

>>211862816
i think you have what it takes to direct the next pixar movie

>>211862163
>>211862386
Maybe they died from avalanches? I think people have died at base camp that way. Or they died higher up and their bodies were carried there by avalanches.

>>211853370