Are Alpha Zombies humans who had giant penises or does becoming an Alpha Xombie cause your penis to become giant?

yes

They're literally steroid zombies, they even lift.

>>211853702 (OP)
I feel like this movie was a prank on me

>>211853967
It was certainly a prank on people who waited almost 2 fucking decades for a new movie, that's for sure.

>>211853702 (OP)
do the alpha infected just grab the nearest female and plap her?

>>211854021
This movie was deranged. I liked some parts of it but it genuinely feels like it was written by an actual freak who should be institutionalized.

>>211854244
2 Brit 4 u

>>211854244
Really glad I didnt pay money to see this.
Alex Garland is an insufferable faggot

>>211853905
do they know what a menu is?

What does the asterisk meme mean?

I just bcome alpha zombie an my peeder got BIG

>>211853702 (OP)
This was a really well shot and edited sequence

>>211854174
They act more like Predators, ripping heads and spines off to keep them or stick them into trees. And chase after you like the the Helm's Deep kamikaze orc, but with added flapping dong.

>>211854244
How is it deranged lol? Other than it being about zombies.

>>211855047
oh are they super strong and shit now too? lmao, did they ever learn how to deal with that whole issue of starving to death

>>211855157
They eat animals

>wahhh... fackin frogs!!!
Brits aren't even people. Let it be reminded all this started because of animal liberation front fags from that shithole island.

zombiesloppers seething lmao

>>211855047
i was asking more about the logistics of how the infected fuck, but okay

>>211854940
It's funny because the Swedish soldier bragged about how he could become an Alpha if infected because of his Viking ancestry, he kept death flagging himself. And while this was hardly an MCU movie, my theather was in stitches the whole scene he tried to brag about his bimbo gf in his cell.

>>211855436
infected chicks only go for BAC

The movie succeeded in being Satanic and as usual mocking Christianity. I thought there were going to be more references to The Holy Bible and scripture and the movie basically insulted it all instead.

>>211853702 (OP)
POST THE WEBM OF THE KUNG FU CHAVS ALREADY!

A part from the ending (which was le subversive and over the top) it wasn't that bad. 8/10 Hopefully sequels will address all of the inconsistencies of the first film and rectify them.

>>211855436
They "reproduce" by infecting, which was so effective a permanent quarantine was declared.

The movie has a big scene about an infected woman giving birth to a sane baby, but that should have been from a pregnant woman who got infected and lived long enough to carry to term, that might not happen often.

>>211855723
The whole thing's been written already, so at least it's not a nu Star Wars situation.

>>211855553
uh oh! sounds like this fictional movie is white genociding again!

>>211855553
what was satanic about it

>>211855796
>The movie has a big scene about an infected woman giving birth to a sane baby, but that should have been from a pregnant woman who got infected and lived long enough to carry to term
Its pretty heavily implied the alpha impregnated her, probably post infection

>>211855553
It didn't mock Christianity, it was pro Christianity.
>remember death
>remember love
These are the fundamental Christian ideas.
The priest at the start in his immaculate robe in a big cathedral with golden candles and stained glass windows who believes the zombies are God's angels is a mockery of Christianity because that's not real Christianity. The doctor, the most like character in the movie, was the pro Christian character.

>>211855796
wot if ya mum woz a zombie
bit mental innit

>>211856717
>Its pretty heavily implied the alpha impregnated her
when?

>>211856050
Oy vey

Answer these questions:

How old are the zombies? In the first movie, most if not all of the original zombies in Britain seemed to die off from starvation, which is how they were able to re-populate the Island after the original outbreak as seen in 28 Weeks later. Only a few carriers such as the wife of robert carlyle survived.

Now, the end of that movie showed the zombies spreading to mainland Europe after Britain was quarantined. Was this retconned for 28 years? If they were not able to contain the virus to Britain, why is it still quarantined? How could they have possibly dealt with it on the continent when they couldn't deal with it on an Island that was isolated?

Back to the zombies, it's 28 YEARS later, meaning at best the zombies that broke out on the mainland from the SMALL TINY POPULATION of returning Englishman which was likely in the THOUSANDS on the entire fucking Island would be all that remained after all that time, the islands would be fucking empty, there would be no zombies left 28 years later first off the second outbreak ones WOULD HAVE STARVED just like the first. Yet somehow in 28 years later the UK is still completely overrun with naked retard zombies.

Ok, so these zombies can eat the herds of deer, fine. Even though they have NO TOOLS except their bare hands, somehow they are able to have enough energy to not only chase down these deer but beat them to death and rip their flesh apart to eat them, and have enough calories from that to remember to drink water too from the streams. This brings up a bigger question.

What happens in winter? The rivers and streams would freeze, the zombies are naked. How do they survive? They cannot build fires, they have virtually no intelligence outside of chasing whatever they see. They have no clothing, their skin completely exposed to the elements, should they not suffer tremendous frostbite and necrosis? They are still human beings after all, just mindless and hyper-aggressive.

Being hyper aggressive means that these zombies would be burning a TON of energy just to stay alive, considering that the UK is not the warmest climate most of the year especially Scotland, can you imagine how many calories the average zombie must be burning every day? They would need tens of thousands of calories to burn daily in winter just to stay alive since they have no clothing, no fur, nothing for their body to maintain its high temperature necessary for them to not freeze to death, even in just normal low temps like 40s-50s above freezing the body is going to need to burn a hell of a lot more calories just to stay warm, they would not just need to kill a few deer every day, they would need to store meat, build shelters, and live some kind of human life in order to survive this.

Back to the age of the zombies, as I said above, most of them should have died off from starvation, maybe a small number survived and adapted and learned to eat somehow, fine. But how is there population from such a tiny starting population that was in the thousands, tens of thousands AT BEST in London after the 28 weeks later outbreak large enough to need the entire Islands quarantined? Why wouldn't NATO just go in there and wipe out all the zombies like they did before, it would be an easier task. I mean they were able to beat back an outbreak ON THE MAINLAND with the zombies able to spread everywhere, and they can't deal with a couple of naked ones on an Island? Fucking stupid. Also, just like wear a hazmat suit. The zombies can only convert you by vomiting blood on you.

Suffice to say, nothing about these movies is thought out at all by the writers, it's just pure fucking slop. At least 28 days and weeks followed some kind of canon with the zombies instead of turning them into retarded magical thermodynamic-defying creatures as they are in 28 years later.

>Oy vey

>>211856717
Alphas and current infected just incur on current raids.

>>211857422
It's nonsense they'd keep up an indefinite blockade but not bomb the island until it looked like the surface of the moon.
Then go in with IFVs with remote turret machineguns and keep the hatches closed. That wipes out a huge chunk of infected while only small pockets buried deep in weird crevices, which ok fine keep up a quarantine for a few years while continuing to use overwhelming firepower to methodically retake the island.
But then again pretty much any fiction where mindless zombies defeat a standing military is bond to be retarded

>>211857208
the way he seems concerned about her being dead on the train, coupled with the obvious visual language of his virility of the huge dick

>>211853905
Steroids don't increase penis size

>>211857771
I enjoyed the movie the first time I watch it, but your analysis is so big brained and sexy I changed my mind :D


its like when I look at Starry Night, I can't suspend disbelief either. That isn't what a real starry night looks like van gogh, you hack fraud

Anon are you...... single?

>>211857771
None of that is more interesting than the headcanon that the rest of Europe, especially the French, don't give a shit about Britain and consider liberation more trouble than it's worth. Imagine the seethe of British refugees across the globe while the rest of us are relatively fine and have our big titted bimbo gfs sending us nudes on our iphones.

>>211858172
I have trouble suspending disbelief when the entire universe relies on everyone having brain injuries.

>>211858457
Not caring about Brits I get, it's just the expense and manpower of constantly patrolling the ocean seems like so much more work than just bombing the place. I mean if they don't give a shit, then just bomb it over and over.

>>211858518
Doing basic coast guard shit is easy and necessary just to prevent fuckers from spreading more rage shit around. idk what bombing does besides target practice. This universe is fucked so there's actual geopolitical problems to consider here.

Like what's the US up to here should be a question that needs answering.

People have been talking about this zombie fellas hog for days yet no one has posted it. How can I judge the hog if I can't see it? It's not like I'm going to watch the movie, I am very important and have very important things to do.

>>211858606
>idk what bombing does besides target practice.
Kills zombies (and British "people")

>>211858654
its been posted a couple times already, you obviously didn't want it bad enough

>>211858654
>oh noooo there's a naked pregnant zombie
>won't post it btw
I'm as baffled as you.

>>211858668
The joke is actually on the entire world because the British in this movie are engaging in good clean living with no Satanic mills anywhere to be seen.

>>211857422
>>211857391
>>211853702 (OP)
they're not zombies, they're living humans with a funny disease

stop calling them zombies

>>211857508
What?

the infected don't raise children right? I'm kind of confused here on many levels because a newborn comes from an infected and I can't see those fuckers being able to raise it, and then there was the fat little mud girl at the start that the father didn't shoot so it ran off

>>211858828
Its confusing because the fat ones were clearly moving as a family, and the kids were obviously infected long enough to have undergone the blobbening process. Were they all turned at the same time and the kids just happened to be old enough to plod along eating worms independantly, or did the parents feed them? If they were born post infection, why were they not protected by the placenta? Does that only work of the baby comes from an alpha? Or did the parents just infect the babies shortly after giving birth and have some sort of instinctual urge to keep them alive? Or does the infection give infants the ability to scavenge for worms independantly somehow?

>>211858756
I haven’t watched the movie but if zombies were having sex with each other you’d become a zombie so you could have sex with zombies, wouldn’t you?

>>211859117
I'd get infected right this second if it meant I could bang hot zombie girls for the rest of our undead lives

>your country
>did you struggle to understand the accent
I'm from the area it was set, and I'm curious

>>211855157
There is a sub-class of really fat and bald infected that crawl around all day eating worms out of the dirt. This doesn't happen with just one, there are numerous that look like that and do this. One even doesn't notice a sleeping human but tries to eat his shoelaces thinking they are worms.

>>211860824
They're called Norfmen. They aren't infected that's just the way they always are.

>>211860824
I think they are supposed to be infected babies that grew up. They have the bodies of adult zombies, but the minds of infants.

>>211860907
Can you really maintain a physique like that on a diet of worms, and while crawling everywhere?

>>211860824
Do the fat and bald crawlers hang dong? or is that just the alphas?

>>211861161
I don't remember seeing the penis of the naked fat crawling worm eating infected baby men. But you see a few average sized cocks of the other infected, with more focus being on the Alpha Bull infected.

this movie is anti-brexit. that ain't a pejorative that's just what it is.

>>211861371
What are you talking about? The Alpha Zombies have regular cocks. At least, that's what mine looks like.

>>211855796
He was already infected when she got pregnant retard

>>211860902
Lol

>>211855157
They did, after 28 days later they started to starve to death yet I imagine some of them began to evolve beyond just eating humans to survive for longer, this process probably took a while but by 28 years later starving is obviously no longer an issue for them

>>211860951
I imagine they also eat bugs and shit, maybe even literal shit

>>211857423
israel wont exist by 2030 shlomy

>>211864481
ktim