> Be “Doctor”

>tell young boy that a newborn will be able to survive for a few days on water until it gets formula

>mfw this would literally kill an infant and a Doctor is giving instructions for infanticide


How the fuck did this make it into the final film? There wasn’t a single person who heard the line and thought “what the fuck?”??? Anyone in healthcare at the nurse level or above would know this. Fuck, most parents should know this provided they aren’t retarded. You’re telling me not one person on the crew or involved in production had children and thought to correct him on this?

Wasn't all of that explained in the short film webcomic they launched an hour prior to the movie release?

>>211855192 (OP)
so let me get this straight if you had a baby and your only choice was no water or water you woyld take your chan es with no water? sonds fake

>>211855192 (OP)
People don’t seem to understand if you give a newborn water, it creates an unstable reaction in their new cells and they detonate.

>>211855425
never heard this in my life. nor any movie

>>211855425
in North Korea they have landmines that give an infant water when somebody walks over them.
They call them Fresh Lotus Dowagers

>>211855192 (OP)
>newborn will be able to survive for a few days at all without guzzling down large volumes of saturated fats
I mean yeah, maybe, but it's going to be retarded. Human newborns are weak as shit.

>>211855367
This. The general advice to not give them water isn't written with zombie apocalypses in mind. If there is NO milk available then you would just have to do whatever you can and see what happens. It's probably not gonna end happily but you have to try.

My wife freaked out when they gave the baby water. I just thought little baby tummies can’t handle milk and water at the same time cause they get too full. If there’s no milk ya probably just a little water is smart

>>211855819
This. My wife was so startled by that line she stood up, gave birth, and then churned butter when they said it.

>>211855819
Their small bodies and kidneys can’t handle pure water effectively. It can easily give them seizures and death caused by hyponatremia and cerebral edema

>>211855939
so it's better to just let them die of thirst if you don't have milk? baby's got given wet rags to suck on in the depression, it can't kill them that quick

>>211856024
It kills them extremely quickly. The aliens from Signs are based on newborns.

>>211855425
when you mix newborns and water it creates mustard gas

>>211856073
I wonder what M Night's obsession with dead newborns is, he put it in Old too (which i thought was retarded since going by the "neglect on an accelerated timescale" logic all the adults would instantly die too)

>>211856024
Dehydration is the least of its worries.
Its dying m within the day without a nigh constant supply of fats and nutrients from breast milk or formula.

Also, the doc didn’t specific to only give it incredibly small amounts. The kid would give it as much water as it would take up and kill it fast

>>211856073
i thought they were demons... wait are babies demons?

>>211855192 (OP)
Circumcized babies need milk, ideally with extra HFCS.

>>211855425
They turn into iranian generals??? This doesn't make any sense

>>211855813
A smartly-written script would address this though for reasons already stated.

>>211856209
Dang that's crazy, how did the first babies even make it?

>>211855192 (OP)
I'm pretty sure that dude is evil and lied about the diagnostic, he's keeping the mother for himself There's no way the father was scared shitless of him just because he had tons of bodies lying around

>>211855192 (OP)
Big water propaganda Tbh

>>211855425
for me it's the Gremlins (1984)

>>211855192 (OP)
I mean it only took like a days walk to get to Dr. Kelsin so the baby can go without until they get back to the island and give it some sows milk or something.

>>211855425
this is true, but i'm financially stable because i drink bleach and harvest the stomach crystals, so i just bought another baby when this happened to me

>>211855425
lmao 2cat

>>211855192 (OP)
I could survive for weeks on alpha dong juice alone.

>>211858923
The mother knew she had cancer, everyone knew she had cancer (except the kids) they were coping. If she didn't get the morphone treatment the dad was probably going to take her to the farm anyway

The criticisms of this movie are so lazy

>>211855425
That’s how my wife and newborn son and neighbors died

>>211862704
Somebody post it.

Yeah water is super deadly to newborns. Its what abortion clinics use, typically a small plastic cup of water of a yeti style travel mug. Kills them instantly and painfully.

>>211855192 (OP)
But they can survive a few days without milk due to the nutrients they've already received from the placenta. Why are you spreading lies on the internet?

>>211863047
Christians will literally dunk babies in water and call it "baptism".

>>211863199
Christenings usually happen months after a baby is born for that exact reason. If you christen them too early its a 50/50 chance they die from water poisoning.

>>211862987
It was actually a very good scene especially with the events that lead up to it.
Go watch the film dumb fuck instead of being a cynical retard who watched one webm on 4chan and decided not to see it.

>>211862987
Here friend

>>211862838
Was your neighbor inside your wife at the time?

>>211855939
>pure water
Good thing then that no river has pure water

>>211855478
because you're an incel with no connection to a breeding female, I get it. Anyway, it's the truth. Babies die if you give them water in the first 6 months. It's an evolutionary mechanism for survival: bacteria-parasite free water is very difficult to find in the wild, so until the immune system learns to fight them the safer option to get water is through breast-milk, which the mother is conditioned to produce and is 88% water.

>>211863977
I think you're overblowing it Anon, yes a infant should avoid drinking water but a little bit won't kill it. It's the same with sea water for adults, avoid it whenever possible but in a emergency situation a little won't kill you

>>211856299
theres no way we weren't designed by some cosmic being with a sense oh humour, humans are so pathetic and fragile

>>211864077
>you're overblowing it Anon
>drink sea water as an emergency
>actually dehydrate faster
what kind of retard logic is this

Why didnt he just feed the baby himself? Men can produce breastmilk under the right circumstances.

>>211855192 (OP)
is this true? holy fuck babies are retarded

>>211864077
Sea water wont fix dehydration, it will literally kill you in an emergency situation

>>211864443
>>211864150
you can have a little sea water as a treat from time to time

>>211855192 (OP)
Maybe he's a doctor of literature?

Pretty sure my parents gave me low fat milk as a baby sometimes. I almost died. And I also got shook.

>>211855192 (OP)
could have gave the baby human blood, which would be ironic in a zombie film

The movie sucked
The mom is not a sympathic character so what happens has no emotional impact
She's at fault for what happens, but realistically nothing bad even happens in the movie honestly
Pregnagt calm zombie was immensely retarded, what's the point of the baby
Throwaway line is supposed to explain why the dad didn't go after his incapable son and his wife
The whole Erik arc turned the movie into a comedy
Let's just leave the alpha alive why not
There's 0 reason the doc should still be alive or have morphine

>>211855192 (OP)
Holy fuck, you're all retarded. You don't give newborns water because they'll fill up on that and not drink milk. But if there's no milk available, then water is a necessity, because a baby will die of dehydration before they die of starvation.

>>211855192 (OP)
i've read this thread and i'm not taking any chances, i'm never going to drink the water jew again

Babies are like 90% water. Their death is inevitable.

>>211855192 (OP)
Considering he endorses euthanasia, I wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional.