Thread 211862143 - /tv/ [Archived: 1206 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:23:17 AM No.211862143
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Could "Get Jiro: blood and sushi" be adapted into a movie?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:37:12 AM No.211862606
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>>211862143 (OP)
This guy was a complete cuck
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:46:21 AM No.211862841
>>211862143 (OP)
all you have to do is violently expel your bowels in that restaurant. They'll have to shut it down for hours to clean it. Make sure you run towards the bathroom as the shit is coming out so there's a trail
They can't arrest you for shitting yourself
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:59:42 AM No.211863317
>>211862606
How do they know the amount of times he googled something?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:12:03 AM No.211863705
>>211863317
Are you retarded or just old?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:09:28 AM No.211865423
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>>211862143 (OP)
Lol so he's irl Gale?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:13:22 AM No.211865536
>>211865423
He picks up raw fish with his gross fat fingers and shoves it in in one bite, and has the gall to talk about decorum? Two stars.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:19:30 AM No.211865684
>>211865536
>Two stars.
Out of three?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:22:56 AM No.211865783
Is it so hard for people just to mind their own fucking business?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:23:41 AM No.211865802
>>211865684
And that's another thing, the cool suave gent with the iPhone 12, he's using his poverty sticks and the provided dipping sauce. Why doesn't Gale go home and sing those pedo squiggle lyrics with his classy coffee?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:30:04 AM No.211865953
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>>211862143 (OP)
โ€œBlood and Sushiโ€ is the prequel, the original Get Jiro! was based directly on Bourdainโ€™s violent sushi chef fantasy.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:33:17 AM No.211866023
>>211865953
thats so embarrassing
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:37:43 AM No.211866149
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>>211866023
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:42:20 AM No.211866252
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>listen honkey, you gotta eat dat wif yo hands like a monkey, bix nood
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:43:34 AM No.211866289
>YO CANT PUT THE WASABI ON THE ONIONS AND DUNK IT AIEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:44:43 AM No.211866323
>here is wasabi and onions sauce
>DO NOT USE IT
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:46:29 AM No.211866374
>oh fucking hell he ACTUALLY used it
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:49:26 AM No.211866457
>>211865953
>>211866149

This can't be real
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:05:22 AM No.211866851
>>211865953
>>211866149
I just died from cringe
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:28:01 AM No.211867332
MUMFORD & SONS MOTHERFUCKER
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:30:58 AM No.211867387
>>211863317
When you die your internet history is automatically released to your family and the authorities by your ISP.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:32:59 AM No.211867433
Food elitism is more pathetic than having anime bodypillows
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:50:38 AM No.211867824
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>>211866851
>>211866457
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:02:19 PM No.211868035
>>211867824
>asian man yelling "NO CALIFORNIA ROLL!" without proper grammar
>"oh I so so solly" in response
Reverse racism is always funny
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:06:13 PM No.211868091
>>211862143 (OP)
Thank god he killed himself.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:32:24 PM No.211868539
>>211867824
What fuck, please tell me he made this under thousands of layers of irony
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:20:44 PM No.211869355
>>211862143 (OP)
So this fag criticises coffee connaisseurs but is a total weehaboo soifag?