mmm
delicious

>>211865482 (OP)
>No, no, oh my god. Young man... KILL YOURSELF

>>211865482 (OP)
Is that supposed to be a Reuben?

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>>211865482 (OP)
brb dislocating my jaw so i can eat burgerslop

get a taste how the local large animal feels in it's environment

absolutely rustic

where's the webm of him pretending a burgers too big to bite

>>211867933

>>211868223
>nooo how dare you give customers their money's worth you should ONLY serve paper thin patties
This and the "greasy" pizza was forced as fuck

Damn, looks like my ex wife 's pussy!

why did he do it?

>>211867115
yes and it looks delicious. try to order a reuben where i live and you'll get some aberration that's half bread by weight.

t. reuben enjoyer

>>211868223
why hasn't anybody thought to make burgers wider not taller

>>211870089
You just invented sandwiches

>>211865482 (OP)
Proper food.

>>211870039
I’m of the opinion reubens are the best sandwich. Burgers are a different category entirely.

>>211865482 (OP)
Are they just forcing Gordon into humiliation rituals at this stage? You know what they say about these showbiz Faustian bargains they raise you up to super stardom only to defile your legacy with stuff like this. Michael Jackson said something about this once…

>>211870039
>and it looks delicious
Meat isnt thin cut, too much kraut, too much sauce. Looks like shit.

>>211865482 (OP)
no way he fucked up again

>>211868461
I think Gordon is a fag, but to give him the benefit of the doubt it was advertised as thin crust.

>>211873191
This - you gotta fuckin' used shaved corned beef. What the fuck is that giant half inch slab shit.

In fact - I'd go so far as to say that ANY sandwich barring something like meatloaf should be done with shaved meat. You gotta run that shit on the slicer as thin as humanly possible.

>One origin story holds that Reuben Kulakofsky (his first name sometimes spelled Reubin; his last name sometimes shortened to Kay), a Lithuanian-born Jewish grocer residing in Omaha, Nebraska, asked for a sandwich made of corned beef and sauerkraut at his weekly poker game held in the Blackstone Hotel from around 1920 through 1935.

>>211870039
>t. reuben enjoyer
AKA jew

>>211873677
you needed research to find out the reuben sandwich was a jewish thing...

>>211870199
Propa scran that

>>211870089
>why hasn't anybody thought to make burgers wider not taller
takes up more grill space, requires a wider spatula, as well as wider buns. Plus they're not as impressive, visually. Also, nobody fucking cares.

>>211876967
funnily enough its not kosher since it mixes meat and dairy

>>211870089
motherfucker, what do you think BK did with the whopper?

>>211873677
>"One origin story holds..."
>((Wikipedia))

>beef, nice and thick
>thousand island oozing out the sides and running all over your hands
>rye, marbled and flavorless
>1 whole jar of saurkraut compacted between every layer
>simple, rusitc

>>211878000
I don't know, make it even shittier tasting?

>>211878057

>>211870039

>>211878363
i dont recall giving you permission to repost this picture of me

>>211878345
>food analogy

>its frozen
>terrible
I like Ramsey but the fact that he's selling tv dinners is ironic

>>211878345
>these things were invented in other european countries which is why you should let abdul and visajeet in

>mfw Anglos still eat like there might be a german air raid any second
Rationing ended a long time ago. What tje fuck is their problem?

What is my boy doing?

>>211865482 (OP)
>>211868223

>>What do I need, a fucking straw?

>>211870199
this is good though

>gordon ramsay? he was a mistake

>>211867653

>>211881381
You have autism

>>211870089
It's not so easy to cook because both meat and buns tend to grow vertically when cooking and meat also likes to shrink a lot. It's not like super crazy hard to cook, but it is enough of a hustle for people to not bother. It is even harder to design a streamlined cooking system for this type of burgers. I guess only burger king succeeded so far.

>>211881536
>>211881591
he's doing everything so theatrically exaggerated like he's a kabuki actor, it's cringe
>>211881536
this mongrel faggot is the sole reason why picrel genre of people was born

>>211865482 (OP)
looks like worms

>>211873677
>>211878057
>>211878345

>>211870199
and they say the british cuisine is bad
don't tell me it's good or i'll actually try it one day out of curiosity

>>211870199
the germans are no longer flying overhead brother.....

>>211870199
i'd eat that ngl

>>211878345
>you now have to import 20 million Africans because the Crown gave refuge to French Huguenot protestants 400 years ago, goyim!

>>211880961
Same thing as his Marco did; he sold out.

>>211880961
Uhhhh, that's rough.
You can see how hard he's trying to hold his sneer back.
I guess they offered a LOT of money.

>>211881909
obviously? you wouldn't be able to eat like this if they were...

>>211880961
ENTER

>>211870199
Honestly, I respect that.

>>211865482 (OP)
wtf is that? spam and egg sandwich or something? why is there a goop on it?

>>211870089
yeah not a fan of burger towers. falls over and looks goofy. wider is best

>>211870199
definitely had that before. with mustard mmm

>>211881653
And?

>>211882111
It's the only way you'd eat

>>211878345
I hate Lineker like you wouldn't believe.

>>211877940
really? that's hilarious. they can't even follow their own goofy faith. hahahah

>>211878345
trying to pin something so plain like fried fucking fish as something that is supposed to be "foreign" is ridiculous

>>211878345
>video uses 'funnily enough' from a talking fry
>>211877940
>funnily enough
I've grown so tired of this phrase

>>211878345
wow... the country that loves fried pasties and whatnot couldn't figure out how to batter and fry fish fillets and some potatoes.... how subversive...

>>211873677
>>211878057
>Kulakofsky
>Lithuanian-born Jewish grocer
"Kulak" means "fist" in Russian. "Kulaks" were peasants who owned a piece of land in soviet union, and therefore, were claimed to be oppressors of the working class by soviet government. The ending "ofsky" turns the word into an adjective, so his surname is basically a borderline derogatory nickname most likely invented by Soviets to mark peasants who refused to work with the government or something similar. So its not a real surname with a long lineage, it's a modern invention. Can't even find a wiki page for this dude but I found several pages that try to say that Jews are one of (if not THE) native populations of Lithuania. The source is literally 1 single book published in Jerusalem in 1996 https://www.jewishgen.org/yizkor/pinkas_lita/Pinkas_Lita.html#TOC

So who the fuck exactly are Jews and what is "being Jewish"? Is it a race? Religion? Subculture?

fuck you janny

>>211878345
>there was no food in white european countries until brown sub-apes that never invented boats, writing, and the wheel had their culinary invetions stolen
>so much so, they eat shit and mud cookies to this very day, repent white privilege chud

>>211882129
>mac & cheese

fucking lol

Can i have a webm of two fruity faggots doing potato sandwich from scratch?

>>211881381

>>211882129
>Warden Ramsay's Human-grade CarboFeed™

>>211882865
don't forget agriculture and irrigation to grow the grain, nor the millstone to turn grain to the flour used in the batter

>>211881381
I like runny eggs so I don't see a problem with this

>>211883167
One baby-puke on toast please,

>>211868223
kek