Name a more kino scene in cinema

every time

>>211866922
whats that gay shit

Greek mythology is capeshit tier garbage tbqhwy

>>211866737 (OP)
i like the part where they sissy hypnoed the "hero" because he was too scared to fight

>>211867349
AYE FOOKIN HATE YEH AYOOMERS. FOOKING HATE YEHS.

>>211866737 (OP)
>greekslop

>>211867151
King arthur is real right?

the entire blues brothers movie

>>211868432
>growslop
grow up

With this he entered the stately house and walking straight into the hall joined the crowd of noble suitors. As for Argus, seeing Odysseus again in this twentieth year, the hand of dark death seized him.

>>211867151
Brown monkey

>>211867151
*jeet mythology
dragonball tier fanfics

>>211868659
zip it, turk

>>211868951
Homer lived in Asia minor, yes.

>>211868845
>dragonball tier fanfics
Sounds based. If you don't like DBZ then you're gay.

>>211868970
more like Homor lmao

>>211869534
Omer.

>>211866737 (OP)

>>211869690
homo haha

>>211866737 (OP)
Non Greeks will never comprehend this kino and the Illiad. All they'll ever know is bad translations and stupid shit like Brad Pitt's and Nolan's capeshit movies

>>211867151
stick to ifunny, midge

>>211867151
Based

>>211867151
You’ve got to admit it’s a lot more homoerotic

>>211872770
Is Homeric Greek intelligible to modern Greeks?

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>>211866737 (OP)
I dont get it

>>211873872
he should have killed himself the worthless faggot

not my heckin doggo :(((

I DONT GET IT. EXPLAIN IT.

>>211868432
Unironically kill yourself for real, not in Minecraft.

>>211873881
Odysseus disguised himself and nobody recognized him except his dog. He ignored the dog to keep his cover and the dog, which had been waiting for his master's return for years, died of grief.

>>211866737 (OP)
QRD?

>>211874150
Literally the post above yours, retard.

>>211874111
This sounds like it would go hard as a tiktok by Indian guys

>>211874111
He died because the only thing keeping him alive after 20+ years was his determination to see his master again and he got that what's never mentioned is how Odysseus wife and son never looked after the dog

>>211873822
No, it's widly different even to Classic Greek, which is very different to Koine. The biggest changes to the language happened during thos years. Koine is closer to Modern Greek than it is to Homeric despite being more than 2 thousand years old now

>>211866737 (OP)
How will that scene look in Nolan's adaptation?

>>211866737 (OP)
I immediately cringe whenever I see the chad template. Absolute normalfag cancer every single time.

>>211866737 (OP)
>no i can't stroke an animal well known to let any fucker stroke them
>then they'll know who i am!
stupid shit

>>211875043
michael caine will cameo as the dog

>>211867151
trvthnvke

>>211873872
Oof that hits hard

>>211873872
This is sad, but fortunately, it's a made-up folktale because how do you not notice a baby and a dead wolf in the room?

>>211867151
Truthnuke, pseuds and shitskins love it.

proof that cats are incapable of inspiring kino

>>211876885
Factually wrong

>>211873881
>>211874150
how stupid do you have to be to not get op's image without context

>>211873765
It's not at all

>>211868845
Is there anything in jeet mythology that doesn't involve rape?

>>211868432
Gyros are delicious, kys.

>A 19th century engraving depicting one of the strangest “duels” of all time between a man and a dog. >The circumstances surrounding a murder led to this curious duel. The slain victim was Aubruy de Montdidier who was murdered by his “friend”, Chevalier Maquer in a forest outside of Paris, France. The only witness to this crime was Montdidier’s large dog. Maquer buried the body in the presence of the dog. The dog remained at his master’s shallow grave until forced by hunger he went to the home of Chevalier Ardilliers, a friend of his master, to beg for food. Ardilliers noticed that there was something wrong with the dog as it wined and whimpered. The dog eventually compelled Ardilliers to follow him into the forest where the animal led his master’s friend to discover the grave. Ardilliers and his servants dug up the corpse. Sometime later when walking on the street Ardilliers and the dog met Maquer and the dog attacked him with such ferocity that it took several men to pull him off. It was unusual behavior for the dog, as it was known that the beast was of a tranquil and pacific temperament. This occurred again on several separate occasions, which gave rise to suspicion from many people. Finally, all was reported to the King. The monarch made the decision that the guilt or innocence of Maquer was to be decided by a trial by combat in which dog and man were to be the principles.

>The combat took place on the Isle of Notre-Dame. The dog was led into the lists by Ardilliers were he was loosed upon Maquer. There is more than one account of what transpired but this engraving depicts Maquer armed with a stick to defend himself against this large dog. The stick being an insufficient weapon of defense, the dog attacked savagely and seized Maquer by the throat. Maquer reportedly screamed that if the dog were pulled away that he would confess to the crime. Maquer was hanged for the murder that he committed.

>>211867151
True, it's basically edgy capeshit.
Oh wow rape everywhere (to show it's DARK and GRITTY and MATURE), cheating (get it? because EVERYONE is le DEGENERATE) and the hero who everyone conveniently loves and wins every battle because he happens to be the turkreek author's self-insert.

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>>211866737 (OP)
it was 20 fucking years.

he was gone 20 years damnit.

>>211866737 (OP)
>homeless liking a dog, nah that isn't possible
Dude seems like a jerk

>>211876181
Difficult rooms bruh

>>211874260
thats right. and the dog's will is mirrored when his master pretty much states the same for himself, just wanting to see his house and people before he dies.

>>211876047
Kino

>>211867151
>t. amerishart

>>211873872
KWAB

>>211877964
modern life is excruciatingly boring compared to this. technology isn't worth it.

>>211866737 (OP)
They really had dogs even all the way back then?

>>211880555
No, they got invented in 1873 iirc

>>211866737 (OP)
It is hard to believe a pat on the head would expose Odysseus.

>>211874111
Why do loyal dogs evoke such pathos, bros?

>>211880217
no. we finally have the comfort they worked so damn hard to make happen. now we have to be Great, for the sake of our culture. this goes beyond petty beef at negroes or whatever the fuck is the scapegoat of the year. cure aging. end homelessness. redistribute wealth of AI and space materials. etc etc we just keep at it, we're the best.

>>211877964
Cine cane

>>211880555
Are you serious? Even the Bible has references to dogs.

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>>211867151
Disagree.
You can say it's the same kind of sloppa, just an ancient version of it. But, at the very least it managed to survive the test of time and remain relevant for thousands of years. There's at least something lastingly relevant about the stories.
Meanwhile, I genuinely do not believe that Marvel is still going to be relevant in the 2040s. It's already a has-been genre, the only reason that same type of movie is getting made is because institutions are too slow and ponderous to respond to market changes in a timely manner.

>>211880555
No thats how you know its bullshit. Dogs were invented in 1845 by Alvin Dog

>>211867151
quiet pradesh whites are talking

>>211867151
>most of the responses to this post are variations of "b-b-but you're brown!!!!"
I thought brown people loved capeshit? Didn't someone in a recent thread post a picture of Indians all obsessing over Avengers at its movie premiere or something? So do brown people love capeshit or do they hate it?

>>211883284
actually this has been debunked

>>211877857
some of it is consensual. and of course juggernaut worship is just straight up getting yourself maimed or killed.

>>211883558
That's some faggoty shit.

>>211868845
As much as I hate pajeets the ramayana is genuinely fucking bonkers.

>>211883657
western mythology is like this, too. like, aphrodite was born out of uranus jizzing an ocean worth of cum as kronos gelded him with an axe while uranus was fucking his wife. or something like that.

>>211867151
not going to fall for your post modern zoomer pessimism

>>211874216
Do indians even care about dogs? They only time ive ever seen an indian interested in a dog was when an old guy asked how much my rat terrier cost to buy (i rescued him imagine paying thousands for a dog lmao)

>>211873872
lmao where was the mother, baby left alone with wolf and dog?

>>211875565
then the dog would have followed him dumbass

>>211880868
are male and female dogs capable of this reaction or do male dogs love their masters more

>>211883925
Yeah, and if you think Norse are any better go read about the origins of mead.
It goes something like
>Gods make a dude out of spit, dwarfs kill him and ferment honey with his blood creating mead, much later Odin steals it by guzzling down several barrels, he then transforms into an eagle and flies away, but he is being chased and it's really hard to fly while drunk so he starts shitting said mead all over human world. >Humans become great skalds by drinking Odin's diarrhea and call it 'mead of poetry'

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>>211885118
The difference is that in the Indian one you had a guy cumming buckets inside another dude's eager throat, and the guy's wife calling everyone a faggot.

>>211873872
;_;

>>211866737 (OP)
pity thtey made this film, as otherwise the masses would never have read the book.
quite sick of npcs suddenly going mental over something they would never have gone near otherwise.
>woaaahh omgaaauww dunnnnnnne
>woaaaaaaah woman play chesssssss
>woaaahh chornabpnllyllltlltll elephant foot,!!
>woaaahh cute doggo oohhhh odiseeeeee just listened to the 5 minute long abridged audio book!!!! ima schollaaarr

>>211883925
It was a scythe

>>211873822
greeks learn ancient greek in highchool in the public system

>>211873872
I told this story to my mom and she cried so hard. I'm crying a little now.

>>211873822
Not at all. It was already considered a very archaic language even by the learned men of the time of Jesus Christ. It's also an archaic form of one of the dialects of Greek different from the Attic that became the basis for common Greek.

Dogs Never Die (They Are Sleeping in Your Heart)

Some of you, particularly those who think you have recently lost a dog to ‘death’, don’t really understand this.
…I’ve had no desire to explain, but won’t be around forever and must.

Dogs never die. They don’t know how to.
They get tired, and very old, and their bones hurt. Of course they don’t die.
If they did they would not want to always go for a walk … Nope, dogs always want to go for a walk.

However, dogs get very very sleepy. That’s the thing, you see.
…When you think your dog has died, it has just fallen asleep in your heart.
And by the way, it is wagging its tail madly, you see, and that’s why your chest hurts so much and you cry all the time.

Who would not cry with a happy dog wagging its tail in their chest. Ouch! Wap wap wap wap wap, that hurts.
But they only wag when they wake up. That’s when they say:
“Thanks Boss! Thanks for a warm place to sleep and always next to your heart, the best place.”

When they first fall asleep, they wake up all the time, and that’s why … you cry all the time. Wap, wap, wap.
After a while they sleep more. …They were a GOOD DOG all their life … it gets tiring being a good dog all the time …

So understand, after they have been sleeping in your heart, they will sleep longer and longer.

But don’t get fooled. They are not ‘dead.’ There’s no such thing, really. They are sleeping in your heart, and they will wake up, usually when you’re not expecting it.
It’s just who they are.

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs sleeping in their heart. You’ve missed so much.


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Both poems touch deeply on the love we share with dogs—and the inevitable sorrow when their time ends. The Kipling poem offers a poignant, structured reflection on the heartbreak of loving a dog. The Montague piece leans into a comforting metaphor: true loss is a nap in our hearts, not a final goodbye.

>>211888865
Apologies for the AI slop paragraph at the end

>>211888865
I'm a schi/x/o but I know my previous dog was like some kind of family guardian or something. She protected us from some crazy shit, and I swear she reincarnated in our new dog. I could feel her internally after she died, as if I hosted her, until one day she left and it was like losing her all over again.
Fastforward some months, I see a dog, know I need to own her, she's mine, etc, then find out after finishing the paperwork that the new dog was born the day I felt the old one's spirit leave me. It's definitely made me question reincarnation, especially as my other dog nears the end of his life. It seems more like they just need a new body and trade it in, when I look at my other dog. But I do think reincarnating is a choice, not mandatory.

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>>211885222
People coping with the fact that the Mahabharata is the greatest work of epic mythology ever. Cosmic level philosophical discussions against the backdrop of brother fighting brother meanwhile Odysseus has wacky hijinks with a cartoon cyclops.

>>211880868
Its because spiritually we recognize the dogs as aryan. A dog will repay any kindness to him tenfold. Brownskins, who are fundamentally incapable of kindess, will never experience this.